They say they'll be doing a “thorough review” and the review has “begun in earnest.” But they've already decided they're retiring the name, so what's left to thoroughly review?
I'm reading "Washington’s NFL team is retiring the Redskins name; new name to come later" (WaPo).
It can't be that the review will somehow get them to the new name. A review looks at what already exists, and it's not as if there's a truer, better name buried in the past, awaiting discovery.
Anyway, I'm glad we don't have to argue about this anymore. I've heard the same arguments for so long. Maybe if they'd held out a little longer, the whole era of American football would have reached its natural ending. Between coronavirus and brain damage, it seems to be on its last legs.
I don't care what the new name is. I heard "Warriors" was in the offing, but it seems too evocative of Native Americans to escape a new attack. Here at Wisconsin, we just use "W" for our logo, so Washington could just skip the "Warrior" step and go with the letter, since it's the first letter in Washington. But I've got to say that I care so very little it's a wonder I've typed this far.
July 13, 2020
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 247 of 247No no no.... no INDIAN NAMES AT ALL. If they don't like the word Braves or Indians... then all Indian names be BANNED. FINTO. No Geronimo, no Cochise, no Arapaho, Blackfeet, Crow, etc... BAN THEM ALL.
Can't risk hurting anyone's feelings, right?
I would go with Meade's Thinskins. Nice. OTOH they don't have a single transexual person in management, coaching staff or player roster and seem not a bit embarrassed by that glaring omission. Probably on purpose. Silence is violence.
Howard: "The NFL keeps growing..."
Except for fan attendance and TV viewers.
But other than that...
Well, and revenue overall being down...
And fewer kids playing the game in youth leagues...
And college seasons getting cancelled...
You were saying?
I don't see what's wrong with Warriors. Except some dummies' perception that only American Indians can be warriors.
History is warriors, all the way down.
The Washngton Nadlers would not inspire much fear in their opponents, but would totally dominate the post-game luncheons.
Michael K suggests: How about "Washington Foreskins ?"
I like it! But what if some of them are Jewish?
Howard said...
The NFL keeps growing despite Kaperdink, concussion-gate and Redskin renaming. Roger Goodall doesn't need you monkeys to be successful.
Other than everything about this being wrong what did Howard get out of this?
He got to kiss a bunch of millionaire and billionaire asses.
The Washington Clowns?
Pays homage to the Negro Leagues, and reflects the fact that Chuck Schumer and AOC live there.
Washington Wokescolds.
Blogger mockturtle said...
Michael K suggests: How about "Washington Foreskins ?"
I like it! But what if some of them are Jewish?
They’ll probably get cut.
Washington Wimps
The Washington Orangmen has a nice ring to it.
Yes, Orange-Americans have suffered acute discrimination. Also, albinos. #WhiteLivesMatter
Washington Karens -- guaranteed to strike fear into their opponents.
Blackfeet, Crow, etc... BAN THEM ALL.
Can't risk hurting anyone's feelings, right?
It would be a grave social justice to remember, let alone honor them. #HateLovesAbortion
These days are done: "The final cost of the new stadium for the Raiders in Las Vegas will cost $1.8 billion, according to the Las Vegas Stadium Authority.
The cost, which was reported by the Las Vegas Sun from stadium authority documents, comes from $850 million provided by the Raiders, another $750 million from public funding, which are the county's hotel room taxes, plus $200 million from the NFL's "G4" loan program."
Good luck trying to find a majority of voters to pay for this crap any more. Those days are now gone. Hope it was worth it sucking up to snow flake progressives Roger.
Please please please, rename to --> The Washington Whites
There is no more feared mascot in America!
I vote for "Uighurs".
It’s obvious once you think about it: the Washington Sleazebags.
"Trump should buy them and name them after himself."
Given his track record, he'd probably lose so much money he'd have to file bankruptcy again, killing the team entirely.
"I like it. But Trump would probably rather have the naming rights to their stadium. Both cheaper and the "Trump" sign could be so much larger than on the side of a helmet."
And it's more in keeping with Trump's general practice as a "developer," slap his name/logo on the side of something someone else built. He can then claim the appearance, if less the reality, of being a big real estate magnate, i.e., "all hat, no cattle."
@ Colonel Mustard
"Or we could borrow from New Zealand's powerhouse rugby team and call them the "All Blacks".
Both of your ideas good.
The kid's taunt used to be "My dad can beat your dad." Now with sports, it's "Our black guys can beat your black guys."
They should name them the Washington Hogs, in memory of the O-line that they had in the 80s. It references tradition and better times.
As well as referencing the local industry.
Blogger Tommy Duncan said...
BTW, one of the best names is already taken.
The Fond du Lac Dock Spiders are a team in the Northwoods Baseball League.
7/13/20, 12:09 PM
Rocket City Trash Pandas, FTW
Except for the confusion with Baltimore, I'd like the DC Craven Ravens.
"But what if some of them are Jewish?"
They could be the ends.
The Washington Indian Givers is a apt compromise we can all agree on.
"Combine injuries with politics and I foresee a slow, steady decline in popularity."
I have a theory that the plan is to replace football with soccer. Volvos replace pickups in the parking lot, and they could market worldwide. But first they have to destroy football so that no one else can start competing league.
Blogger Achilles said...
Howard said...
The NFL keeps growing despite Kaperdink, concussion-gate and Redskin renaming. Roger Goodall doesn't need you monkeys to be successful.
Other than everything about this being wrong what did Howard get out of this?
He got to kiss a bunch of millionaire and billionaire asses.
I thought at least you of all people would appreciate the Goodall-Monkey quip instead of taking it personally.
Profits are up every year until the pandemic and with the new TV contract in 2021 they will get another quantum leap.
Do you actually think millionaire players and billionaire owners are reading this blog?
You continue to play the pathetic little boy looking for adulation and absolution in all the wrong places. I would feel pity for you, but somehow, somewhere deep down, you are already overflowing with self pity and any more would just go to waste.
Cowards. All the way down.
But hey, since it's Washington DC, why don't we call them the Washington Leakers?
Robert Cook: "And it's more in keeping with Trump's general practice as a "developer," slap his name/logo on the side of something someone else built. He can then claim the appearance, if less the reality, of being a big real estate magnate, i.e., "all hat, no cattle."
Who better than a marxist to explain a successful shift from development of physical properties to brand management capitalist growth strategies?
Robert Cook: "Given his track record, he'd probably lose so much money he'd have to file bankruptcy again, killing the team entirely."
When Trump assumed the Presidency his financial reports listed over 540 distinct business entities for tax purposes.
Who better than an unreconstructed Stalinist to explain them to us?
Okay Cookie, go for it.......
Washington Foreskins?
The Blackskins.
Or less offensively, The Zoo.
Change the name to the Washington Social Justice Warriors, with pink jerseys and rainbow socks as the color scheme, using a vagina hat with all the left's slogans plastered on it as the mascot. It's a coin toss whether the left would react by screaming "that's not funny!" or whether they'd start asking other teams to mimic the design.
The Social Justice Warriors do not want the Washington Warriors.
I grew up on Redskins football. I have mixed feelings about the pending name change, since I remember the glory years and thought that the whole debate over whether the name was racist was silly. I hoped they would always keep the name and not bow to the woke crowd. But I knew after George Floyd that the discussion was likely over and the time had come to change the name. Like Madame La Professeur, I think Warriors is probably off the table. Too close to the original. Word is Red Tails has some currency, though I really hope they don't use that name. Yikes. Just. Yikes.
Anyways, this is par for the course, in a year and an age when a loud and vocal minority of woke folks has carried the day.
How about the Washington Senators?
First in war,
First in peace,
Last in the NFL East.
Call it "The team formerly known as Redskins."
New name: the Wokies.
New motto: We're sorry
New mascot: a woke Wookie named Eschewbacca
Pronouns: it/it
Motto: Mworauugh! (Translated-I hate haters)
They have announced they will retire the name after the conclusion of the review. Will this review take more or less time than the Mueller Russia Collusion investigation? Longer than the National Blue Ribbon Commission that investigated 9/11? Are the Redskins just buying time until the hubub subsides?
First thread in awhile with 200+ comments. Reminds me of a local Town Meeting a few years ago that broke records for attendance; a dog leash law was on the warrant.
As ineffectual as they are..how about 'The Bidens'.
Washington Swamp Creatures!
Chief Wahoo, wearing sunglasses, leaves a tinted-window limo.
Washington was a slaveholder--what are they going to do about THAT?
maybe the WASHINGTON WICCANS. might upset a few prudish evangelicals. but a bit of "potential" devilment is amusing.. :D
The Washington Forked Tongues.
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