January 28, 2020

One more problem with the man in shorts.

"Man arrested with 30 phones in cycling shorts after rock gig" (BBC).

15 comments:

Shane said...

I hope you are watching this season of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Larry has issues with men in shorts as well.

gilbar said...

is that 30 phones in you shorts? or are you just happy to see me?

Oso Negro said...

Jeez. Not even cargo shorts.

Danno said...

Cargo shorts would have helped hide his loot. Cycling shorts of the spandex variety leave nothing to the imagination.

stlcdr said...

Shouldn't the tag read

Crime: men in shorts

Fernandinande said...

I thought it was OK for gypsies to wear shorts.

Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this son of New York said...

He’s probably back stealing phones today, after getting a wink from the police.

Francisco D said...

Just a reminder for those of you in the cold climes:

It is now shorts weather in Southern AZ.

However, only the tourists and snowbirds are wearing shorts. We locals like to have some opportunity to wear pants with shoes and socks once in a while.

Althouse would hate it here.

Char Char Binks, Esq. said...

That's a lot of phones to garner!

Howard said...

I'm so totally digging the women in shorts advertising on the right sidebar

Maillard Reactionary said...

This morning our florist came to deliver some flowers. She's a nice lady and sometimes we talk shop about roses. I said to her "Sorry for the shorts. It's casual Tuesday."

It's always casual Tuesday when you're retired.

Too cold to wear them outside today, though.

Tom T. said...

With all those square protrusions from his pelvis, he's lucky no one mistook him for a sexy suicide bomber.

mikee said...

And why did they suspect him of mischief? NO BIKE.

JaimeRoberto said...

Is that a bunch of phones in your bike shorts, or are you just glad to see me?

loudogblog said...

I had jury duty today and there was a big sign in the jury waiting room saying, "No shorts allowed." I instantly thought of you.