September 7, 2019

"Hey, liberals... you're the NRA of mayonnaise!... Fat shaming doesn't need to end. It needs to make a comeback" — Bill Maher.



"It's not just about being able to see your doctor. It's also about being able to see your dick."

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stephen cooper said...

G'nite Michael K, I said what I wanted to say a long time ago, and I won't repeat it any more tonight, so you can stay up as late as you want.

Sorry you never realized we could have had an interesting conversation, but I am sure you have had many of those and will have many more..


Wince said...

BobJustBob said...
I'll blow my on horn a bit.

Well, that certainly takes seeing your own dick to a new level.

Bruce Hayden said...

J. Farmer: "Mayonnaise isn't fattening."

Not to me anyway. I won't let that crap get on my fingers, much less eat it.

Leave it to the French to invent something so disgusting.


Sure about it ring French? Back in high school, my Lati teacher would make it from scratch every year, claiming that it came from the Romans.

My partner is allergic to Mayonnaise or actually a lot some types of fats. Or at least has throw up for maybe 60 years now if she eats such. Her mother would tell her that it was in her head. She would agree to an extent - it would go I her mouth then right back the other way. Used to think that it was her stomach it not sure it gets that far - it comes back maybe too quickly for that.

In any case, her mother made her own mayonnaise. Or, she had her daughters make it. One day, my partner was drafted into it, was running the blender, and accidentally dropped the spoon into the rotating blender. Which meant that she had it all over her head in her hair, etc. and the smell can see her to throw up again and again, until she could get it out of her hair I the shower.

Her mother made school lunches for her five kids the night before often using the homemade mayonnaise. And the lunches would then sit out on the counter over night (in the Las Vegas Heat - but only during the school year). That meant alternating chicken salad and tuna salad on homemade bread. 4 of 5 of her kids were happy with that arrangement. The other one was allergic, but as noted her mother was convinced that it was in her head, so no reprieve there. Then she found a classmate whose parents sent her to school every day with $5 for lunch. That girl really wanted home made instead. So they traded, and my partner then took the $5 and bought a pickle and an apple for <$1. At the end of the year, she felt bad enough that she returned half of what she had made on the deal to this other girl.

I was always a it jealous of her. She can’t eat certain fats, and has little interest in most sugars (though some fruit is fine), and doesn’t even Ike chocolate. As a result, she has ever ever had a weight problem. But I think that I prefer being able to eat mayonnaise and other fatty foods. We crave them for a reason. Or at least most of us do.

BobJustBob said...

My defense is that it sounded better in my head...

Michael McNeil said...
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Michael McNeil said...

God is a friend but he is Lord, ultimately he set forth 10 simple rules, and we are loath to follow them.

So iconoclasm once again raises it's ugly head? Part of the essence of Xtianity is that Christians are explicitly not subject to and bound by the Law — including the 10 Commandments — of the Old Testament. There's a New Testament — a new Covenant with God — to replace it. As a result of this principle Christians are perfectly free, among other things, to fill their churches with the stunning religious art depicting God, Jesus, and the saints (not to speak of camels and astrologers) — otherwise banned under the 10 Commandments as “icons” (and still so under Islam, which actually goes on to ban all images other than abstract geometric designs) — which for millennia have been the glory of the West. Really, all this was fought out (with many deaths) some 1,200 years ago.

Michael McNeil said...

Saint Michael is my patron saint

“Saint Michael” isn't a saint — “he's” an angel: an archangel.

walter said...

stephen cooper said...
I don't care but you don't know that I don't care, and that is the problem.
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Invert and absorb. Puhleeeze.

Crazy World said...

Mercy

Lewis Wetzel said...

What does it mean to be the NRA of mayonaise?
Well, sir, if that means that the democrats believe every citizen has a right to own and use mayonaise in a lawful manner, what does Maher want the dems to become? The party that wants to not only ban mayonaise, but confiscate the mayo in your fridge?
These people have no idea how crazy they are.

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Lewis Wetzel said...

Maher does have an obsession about what people he does not know eat, doesn't he?
Progressives consider the act of preparing and consuming a meal to be an aesthetic event. Working people, and, I suppose, the very rich, consider eating to be a utilitarian function. Food should be tasty, nutritious, and inexpensive. Enjoying a meal with friends and loved ones is a plus.
Biologically, eating is a chemical and mechanical process that begins when the food enters your mouth. The purpose of this chemical and mechanical process is to reduce your food to undifferentiated, uniformly sized lumps when it enters your small intestine. We don't think about this much, or at all. Like almost everything we humans do, what we think of as "eating" is a creation of the imagination, informed by culture and our own peculiar beliefs.

wendybar said...

If you want to see a dick, just turn on Bill Mahers show!!

MikeR said...

Fat shaming. Great idea. Let's try it on other things. Gay shaming? You know what fraction of gay people want to be gay, if they had a button they could push to be straight? What fraction of fat people want to be fat? Somewhere around 0%.
So shame them, maybe you'll change their minds to _really_ not want to be fat.
What percentage of fat people keep the weight off when they lose it? I've seen stats that it's somewhere around 5%.
How about a broken leg?
Two choices: 1) _Embrace_ your broken leg. It's beautiful! I don't have a broken leg, but I absolutely feel that it would be just as good if it were broken. You're great! Stay just the way you are. 2) You're a total loser. This is all in your mind. If you weren't so pathetic and had a little will power, you'd get up and get back on your feet like a normal person.
How about choice 3, a little bit of honesty and a little bit of science. 3) It sucks that you have genes that make it hard to lose weight, that make you hungrier the more you lose, that make it a constant struggle not to eat so much that it'll bring all the weight back. I'm lucky, 'cause I don't have those genes. I wish you the best, and I hope that you find the best ways to deal with your serious problem.

TJM said...

what a nasty little man, the emphasis on little.

chickelit said...

Titus used to both fat shame AND shat fame.

chickelit said...

Just a spooner full of sugar makes the medicine go down.

stephen cooper said...

The feast day of Saint Michael the Archangel is common knowledge, don't tell me I don't know what is important to my friends.

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