January 9, 2019

"Now, nearly 150 years later, a new generation of biologists is reviving Darwin’s neglected brainchild."

"Beauty, they say, does not have to be a proxy for health or advantageous genes. Sometimes beauty is the glorious but meaningless flowering of arbitrary preference. Animals simply find certain features — a blush of red, a feathered flourish — to be appealing. And that innate sense of beauty itself can become an engine of evolution, pushing animals toward aesthetic extremes. In other cases, certain environmental or physiological constraints steer an animal toward an aesthetic preference that has nothing to do with survival whatsoever... Darwin was contemplating how animals perceived one another’s beauty as early as his 30s: 'How does Hen determine which most beautiful cock, which best singer?' he scribbled in a note to himself sometime between 1838 and 1840.... Sometimes, males competing fiercely for females would enter a sort of evolutionary arms race, developing ever greater weapons — tusks, horns, antlers — as the best-endowed males of each successive generation reproduced at the expense of their weaker peers. In parallel, among species whose females choose the most attractive males based on their subjective tastes, males would evolve outlandish sexual ornaments."

From "How Beauty Is Making Scientists Rethink Evolution/The extravagant splendor of the animal kingdom can’t be explained by natural selection alone — so how did it come to be?" (NYT Magazine)(with many beautiful photographs of birds).

58 comments:

Earnest Prole said...
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Wince said...

'How does Hen determine which most beautiful cock, which best singer?' he scribbled in a note to himself sometime between 1838 and 1840...


"Your cock is so beautiful."

Earnest Prole said...

Bolding the text that way makes you seem like a character in Wayne’s World.

rehajm said...

Should a female show initial interest, the male must react immediately. Staring at the female, his pupils swelling and shrinking like a heartbeat, he begins a dance best described as psychotically sultry. He bobs, flutters, puffs his chest. He crouches low and rises slowly, brandishing one wing in front of his head like a magician’s cape. Suddenly his whole body convulses like a windup alarm clock. If the female approves, she will copulate with him for two or three seconds. They will never meet again.

Me, sophomore year.

Bilwick said...

I only clicked on this story because when I saw the phrase "most beautiful cock," I thought it was about me.

Ignorance is Bliss said...

The extravagant splendor of the animal kingdom can’t be explained by natural selection alone

Apparently, someone does not know the meaning of natural selection.

chuck said...

The NY Times headline is wrong (surprise). Beauty based reproductive success *is* natural selection.

Nonapod said...

Evolution is just an optimization process. It's doesn't resolve to the most perfect solution, only the most optimal one given energy and resource constraints. If you have competing selective pressures, one demanding ever more elaborate and burdensome ornamentation and on the other side predation or other environmental factors killing off individuals whose ornamentation becomes too encumbering before they can reproduce, then some sort of equilibrium will eventually be reached.

Lloyd W. Robertson said...

For a while I was reading about dogs. I came across the thought that dogs have a crazy ability to remember many different smells, and distinguish one smell when they haven't been exposed to it for a while. This seems to go beyond anything they would have needed to survive in the wild, and a comparison was made to humans and music. Let us say we had some hunting type noises--with our mouths, and then maybe some kind of instrument, and then some love-making type noises--like Leslie Nielsen and Priscilla Presley in the Naked Gun. How do we get from these to 1) actual language and 2) music, which becomes about as complex as, if not more complex than, language.

TreeJoe said...

"Evolution is just an optimization process"

Think about the optimization process involved in the blue whale. It's ~300,000 pounds of mammal which floats through the ocean with an open mouth and basically filters ocean water. They have virtually no natural predator due to their size.

Rabel said...

If we're pulling quotes, I prefer this one : “vicious feminine caprice.”

RK said...

The photos made me think of Trump's hair.

Two-eyed Jack said...

I used to try to write essays as single sentences. I wrote one on this topic:

Bee Aesthetics

As we are the inheritors, as evidenced by the pillars and pilasters, capitals and pediments, lozenges, adornments and orders of the buildings of our towns and cities, from financial district bank to suburban cul-de-sac colonial, of the aesthetics of ancient Rome and Greece, so are we, the gardener, the lover selecting flowers for his beloved, the thoughtful arranger of blossoms and greenery in some elegant vase, so are we, the breeders, cultivators, disseminators of flowers nationally and internationally, the inheritors of the aesthetics of the original pollinators, whose taste and whims produced the vast array of flowers that have bloomed over tens of millions of years, our aesthetics derivative of the aesthetics of the wasps and the bees.

tim maguire said...

All those seemingly non-survival-related traits do have survival value—the fact that they’re useless shows just how extraordinarily fit the animal identifying as male is tha5t “he” can waste so much energy on something useless and still survive. This is a pretty well accepted interpretation of, for instance, the peacock’s feathers.

mccullough said...

These experts should just study Japan and Germany. Often the best makes are killed in battle. What’s left are the dudes whonlee sitying on the toilet

rcocean said...

I don't think there are any male birds that "fight" over the right to mate. After all the "Lady in question" can fly away anytime she wants. I assume that's why Mallard and male Turkey's are much more beautiful then their drab female counterparts.

OTOH, Caribu, Elk, Moose, Bulls, Water Buffalo, etc. engage in brutal mano y mano fights over who gets to wed the beautiful cow.

With Cats the drive to mate is mixed up with the urge to control territory.

Smilin' Jack said...

"How Beauty Is Making Scientists Rethink Evolution/The extravagant splendor of the animal kingdom can’t be explained by natural selection alone — so how did it come to be?" (NYT Magazine)(with many beautiful photographs of birds).

Of course it is natural selection, as others have mentioned. Personally, I would have preferred many beautiful photographs of boobs to make the point.

bagoh20 said...

You would expect that by now evolution would have made us all beautiful.

John Scott said...

"You would expect that by now evolution would have made us all beautiful."

Compared to primitive homo sapiens and neanderthals I guess we kinda are.

Darrell said...

My face is foolproof birth control.

robother said...

A J-School graduate catches a glimpse of the complexity of evolutionary mechanics = "Scientists Rethink Evolution."

Bay Area Guy said...

"'How does Hen determine which most beautiful cock..?" -- asking for a friend.

Fritz said...

Evolution doesn't care that you don't understand it.

chuck said...

It helps that males and females have different sets of chromosomes, both in birds and mammals. Males and females evolve in association, but not identically.

sinz52 said...

The problem I've always had with this sexual selection explanation for evolution is that it's totally unfalsifiable for extinct species.

For example, suppose we find a species of dinosaur with an unusually shaped or unusually large horn or claw or tail. Paleontologists are unable to figure out how the dinosaur used that structure. So they decide that "it *must have been* for sexual selection." It's a default explanation when they can't come up with a better one. There's no hard evidence for that explanation because we can't observe dinosaurs engaging in mating rituals, so we don't know what they found sexually attractive about each other.

buwaya said...

"I don't think there are any male birds that "fight" over the right to mate."

Roosters.

Henry said...

Did Darwin mention anything about built for comfort, not for speed?

Ralph L said...

I think they meant "survival of the fittest" (which I think I read someone else coined) instead of natural selection.

Desmond Morris said one of the very few things that are attractive across all human cultures is unblemished skin. I wish someone had told young people that before so many permanently screwed up their skin.

Virgil Hilts said...
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rhhardin said...

All the songbird males have territories they defend, as far as I know.

bagoh20 said...

"You would expect that by now evolution would have made us all beautiful."

"Compared to primitive homo sapiens and neanderthals I guess we kinda are."

Yea, we made a lot of progress back in the early days, but more recently we may be slipping. I theorize that's due to the masking effects of alcohol since its discovery.

rhhardin said...

In the 70s some woman wrote an op-ed essay on a male cardinal she was studying who was a Lothario. He'd do his batchelor song and get a mate and breed, then abandon mother and brood, move to another territory, and repeat. I'm surprised all cardinals aren't like that by now.

William said...

Does the article mention sneaky fuckers? While the alphas are locking horns on the mountain top, the betas are making hay in the meadows. Show Homo sapiens a system, and he will find a way to game it.

tcrosse said...

the poultry farmer wants you to take his cock and pullet.

madAsHell said...

I always thought that beauty was a reflection of mental health. Unfortunately, my high school prom date disabused me of that notion.

Fritz said...


Blogger rhhardin said...
In the 70s some woman wrote an op-ed essay on a male cardinal she was studying who was a Lothario. He'd do his batchelor song and get a mate and breed, then abandon mother and brood, move to another territory, and repeat. I'm surprised all cardinals aren't like that by now.


If the single mother cardinals are successful at raising their broods, it could happen.

Paco Wové said...

As others have pointed out, the article is a pack of lies from start to finish. The idea that biologists have been ignoring the concept of sexual selection, or mediating influences on natural selection generally, is preposterous and only viable if you have absolutely no knowledge of the history of evolutionary biology.

Tom T. said...

It will be interesting to see how the comments section evolves once this blog starts turning up in Google searches for "most beautiful cock."

Fernandinande said...

Everyone naturally selects my beauty.

madAsHell said...

So, what about the gratification realized by masturbation vs. actually getting laid??

At least for me, getting laid is infinitely more gratifying than masturbation.

Of course at my age, I have to plan to get laid. I still have to court the woman (wife), and my courtship could be rebuffed.

The wife is still coasting on her earlier performances.

D 2 said...

You say you want a sexual evolution, well
We all want to change the world
You tell me that it's the way to reproducing, well ya know:
We all want to chase the girls
But when you talk about getting antlers
or turning my cock red
I think perhaps you better count me out

Static Ping said...

Always so entertaining for scientists to grasp the obvious yet again and think themselves clever.

wholelottasplainin said...

- John Scott said...
"You would expect that by now evolution would have made us all beautiful."

Compared to primitive homo sapiens and neanderthals I guess we kinda are.

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I guess you've never seen that (once) famous episode of "the Twilight Zone":

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Eye_of_the_Beholder

Big Mike said...

The impact of sexual selection on evolution of a species is an idea that never really went away. We see it today in the way female humans, even married female humans, will unashamedly throw themselves at wealthy, successful men.

Mr Wibble said...

Desmond Morris said one of the very few things that are attractive across all human cultures is unblemished skin. I wish someone had told young people that before so many permanently screwed up their skin.

It's basically impossible to find a woman under 35 in my city who is single and untattooed.

Luke Lea said...

I think it is called sexual selection: women designing men and vice versa. The Mating Mind is a very good book on the subject.

Steven said...

Well, the one thing this article did was successfully identify the journalists and editors young enough that they didn't know how to pretend that they actually read the work of Stephen Jay Gould.

Of course, since his death in 2002, his role as Popularizer of Evolution to the Masses seems to have been left empty Maybe because there aren't any prominent evolutionary biologists left who would be willing to be quite as dogmatic as he was about the impossibility of IQ being real or inheritable? In the absence of a Party-sanctioned Safe Expert, people seem to be content to "believe in" evolution without worrying they might actually have to simulate knowing something about it.

I'm reminded of C.S. Lewis's observation in the Screwtape Letters that there is fertile ground for hatred between those who say "mass" and those who say "holy communion" when neither party could possibly state the difference between, say, Hooker's doctrine and Thomas Aquinas', in any form which would hold water for five minutes.

Fred Drinkwater said...

New?
BS.
Gould and Dawkins, among many others, wrote about this in detail decades ago, in both academic and popular works accessible to any reasonably literate person.
... thus explaining the evolution and existence of the NYT Magazine.

rhhardin said...

You want a sense of humor, not beauty.

tomaig said...

For beauty I am far from a star,
There are others more handsome by far:
But my face; I don't mind it,
For me, I'm behind it;
It's the people in front that I jar.

Robert Cook said...

"Of course it is natural selection, as others have mentioned. Personally, I would have preferred many beautiful photographs of boobs to make the point."

To that point, perhaps animals have personal preferences just as humans do. If asked to select the most beautiful breasts from an array of photographs of female breasts, the selections will differ according to the varying preferences of the selectors.

Robert Cook said...

"Desmond Morris said one of the very few things that are attractive across all human cultures is unblemished skin. I wish someone had told young people that before so many permanently screwed up their skin."

I believe Morris was referring to skin unmarked by evidence of illness or disease: pock marks, blisters, growths, etc. Cultures throughout history have adorned themselves with tattoos and other forms of body modification, (including scarring).

Robert Cook said...

"Always so entertaining for scientists to grasp the obvious yet again and think themselves clever."

Nothing can be considered to be obvious.

Mr. Groovington said...

Beautiful cocks regardless of colour or size all have something in common: they’re dead straight. It’s the same thing as the beauty of symmetrical faces. If you’re left, right or up a few degrees it’s alarm bells and red flags to a woman’s inner selector. Plus the dead straighter the more confident, to a woman’s intuition.

A bit of a curve no matter how slight and it looks like you don’t really mean it.

My theory anyway.

RB Glennie said...

Richard Prum, `The Beauty of Evolution' - or in fact, `The Evolution of Beauty' (2017)

joshbraid said...

Oh great god, Evolution, we thank you for creating beauty for our improvement.

Skippy Tisdale said...

It takes more than "natural selection". There also random luck. Take two ponds. In one pond, the goldfish are evolving okay, but that's about it. In the second pond, the gold fish are evolving rapidly, to the point that they developed the use of tools and speech. Fish! A meteor falls from the sky and destroys the second pond.

Sam L. said...

From working on a poultry farm, I'd say the hen doesn't get a choice.