December 20, 2018

At the Friday Night Cafe...

... go ahead and say what you like.

46 comments:

MadTownGuy said...

Friday?

Guildofcannonballs said...

I don't do Facebook, but do appreciate how "like" is now their term.

I hated it when UPS tried to brand themselves the color brown.

Hate Facebook more.

I don't hate those whom don't hate, but do wonder what holds them from it?

My prejudice assumes religion, whether or not consciously extant.

Ralph L said...

Capt'n Andy of the Cotton Blossom says it's Saturday night forever!

Guildofcannonballs said...

It is no wonder men went crazy for the likes of Ali McGraw, what with the direction of Peckinpaw and all.This is too good.

ogot ain of ought.

The Getaway???



wild chicken said...

Ballad of Cable Hogue was a peckinpaw film. Loved that thing.

Wish it would show on TV more.

Big Mike said...

It won't be Friday here on the east coast for another hour and 45 minutes. Add another hour for Central Standard Time.

BJM said...

'Tis the season.

So.

White lights or colored?
Tinsel or garlands?
Star or Angel tree topper?
Reindeer antlers or Santa hat?
Fugly sweater or silly socks?
Eggnog or mulled wine?
Gingerbread or sugar cookies?
Fudge or divinity?
Roast Beef or ham?
Die Hard or Love Actually?
Kings College Choir or The Piano Guys?

Ken B said...

Friday, fake news!

Guildofcannonballs said...

Maybe jor maybe no Althouse,

Cusps solluded to Sam Peckingpaw.

Ow wow.

Birkel said...

It only took one session for the House to pass wall funding.
Pelosi was wrong.
Trump was right.

Now Schumer can filibuster and Cocaine Mitch can make it an old fashioned filibuster.
Trump would win the issue and the optics.

I called all this the day of the White House meeting.

Jupiter said...

Want to see something interesting? Check out this link;

https://www.gofundme.com/TheTrumpWall/donate

It's at $10,261,843 right now. Click refresh.
It's at $10,264,379 right now. Click refresh.
It's at $10,267,740 right now. Click refresh.

Freeman Hunt said...

Thought I heard one of our fences come down in the wind. Went outside to check it out and discovered that a huge oak tree in a neighbor's yard fell down!

Jupiter said...

$10,293,312

Guildofcannonballs said...

"Hated it" ways the way Wayans did it.

AND THEY DID IT.

So back off.

Gay hatin' Trump votin' plantation-shellin' down homeies.

Jupiter said...

$10,339,871 to Build The Wall.
Raised by 169656 people in 3 days.

Guildofcannonballs said...

If you verb ways.

Guildofcannonballs said...

How could not garnering Billions in fed dough be interesting?

Millions can tell you for each way every way and know they might God willing conjur.

Musk?

Progs.

Easy.

Y U AIN B BILLIONAIRE>>>> YET????

Guildofcannonballs said...

Pre-post let me just for a moment say, this thing, this click I am about to produce for you, my reader here, is a mere copy and paste.

Distainful to some, for reasons expounded.

yet I find

The Gods Of The Copybook Headings
As I pass through my incarnations in every age and race, I make my proper
prostrations to the Gods of the Market-Place.
Peering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish and fall,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings, I notice, outlast them all.

We were living in trees when they met us. They showed us each in turn.
That Water would certainly wet us, as Fire would certainly burn:
But we found them lacking in Uplift, Vision and Breath of Mind,
So we left them to teach the Gorillas while we followed the March of Mankind.

We moved as the Spirit listed. They never altered their pace,
Being neither cloud nor wind-borne like the Gods of the Market-Place;
But they always caught up with our progress, and presently word would come
That a tribe had been wiped off its icefield, or the lights had gone out in
Rome.

With the Hopes that our World is built on they were utterly out of touch.
They denied that the Moon was Stilton; they denied she was even Dutch.
They denied that Wishes were Horses; they denied that a Pig had Wings.
So we worshipped the Gods of the Market Who promised these beautiful things.

When the Cambrian measures were forming, They promised perpetual peace.
They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would
cease.
But when we disarmed They sold us and delivered us bound to our foe,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "Stick to the Devil you know."

On the first Feminian Sandstones we were promised the Fuller Life
(Which started by loving our neighbour and ended by loving his wife)
Till our women had no more children and the men lost reason and faith,
And the Gods of the Copybook Heading said: "The Wages of Sin is Death."

In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,
By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul; But, though we had
plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,
And the Gods of the Copybook Heading said: "If you don't work you die."

Then the Gods of the Market tumbled, and their smooth-tongued wizards
withdrew,
And the hearts of the meanest were humbled and began to believe it was true
That All is not God that Glitters, and Two and Two make Four-
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.

As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man- There are only
four things certain since Social Progress began:-
That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,

And the burnt Fool's bandaged finger goes wobbling back to the Fire;
And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins

When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn,
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!


BEETHOVEN AT THE END!!!!

gadfly said...

Merry Fitzmas everyone!

Guildofcannonballs said...

"But we found them lacking in Uplift, Vision and Breath of Mind,"

You are forgiven GHWB.

Cue the Who Rushmore You Are Forgiven sounds.

Birkel said...

gadfly,
Did you ever figure out why 2015 is a different year than 2017?

Guildofcannonballs said...

Exhales of Mind circa 2020 is when I and Laslo hit it big.

He just has to let Althouse know I am the King and the Best and he really needs my help, really.

Cause I'm the best.

Guildofcannonballs said...

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY EPISODES OF THE LARRY SANDERS SHOW I'VE WATCHED???

Guildofcannonballs said...

I mean not unique episodes but hours total of the show consumed.

Guildofcannonballs said...

When the music to go to commercial came on, and then they kept showing you Larry...

OMG@!@!!!

Those fellas at HBO sure know a good thing when they see it.

Guildofcannonballs said...

I'd walk up to Laslo and say "hey man, I'm gonna make you see it's 2% inspiration and 98% stink, as in sweat. Persperation.

Do you know what I mean?

Huh?

Okay this was bad. My bad. Sorry. Good luck."

God Bless.

fivewheels said...

"Friday, fake news!"

On that subject, has there been a more perfect story than the reporter for Der Spiegel who fabricated stories and falsified his anti-Trump screeds being a CNN Journalist of the Year winner?

"CNN did not respond to a request for comment."

Guildofcannonballs said...

This is what happens when you approach Laslo.

Jupiter said...

$10,640,816

narciso said...

Then there's this:

https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2018/12/the-trump-doctrine-and-2020.php

Yancey Ward said...

Schumer is going to have to filibuster the budget bill, or let it pass. Schumer and Pelosi got schlonged.

Will Chuck show his face tomorrow, and I mean our Chuck who was telling us all just few hours ago how the House would never put the money for the wall into the bill.

Hey Skipper said...

I'm an American, but living and working in Germany, so I'm not immersed in the US news cycle.

Can someone please explain to me the Democrat's argument for refusing $5B in wall funding?

rehajm said...

Posi lied when she lectured Trump that he did not have the votes in the House. Some leader.

rehajm said...

Schumer thinks people will be dissapointed over a government shutdown. Soon Schumer will be scrambling to take credit.

stevew said...

As I said to my radical left wing sister: I'm the guy that wants LESS government, why do you think I'll be upset by a 'shutdown'?

Then I point out to her that I put shutdown in scare quotes because the list of what is actually shutdown is short and inconsequential. But, but, she says, what about those poor government workers that have to work without pay during the shutdown??? Well, I said, they always get paid eventually.

Shutdown fake news!!!

Humperdink said...

Someone mentioned on an earlier thread that Trump was playing rope-a-dope on the wall funding.
Right on the button. (Twas I)

Tommy Duncan said...

Blogger Hey Skipper said...

"Can someone please explain to me the Democrat's argument for refusing $5B in wall funding?"

“The experts say you can do border security without a wall, which totally does not solve the problem,” Schumer said.

Authentic Washington Gibberish...

iowan2 said...

But, but, she says, what about those poor government workers that have to work without pay during the shutdown??? Well, I said, they always get paid eventually.

Our local AM news found our new Dem Representative at a Dem holiday party in Des Moines
The clip the news picked to air was the new Rep worried about federal workers not getting paid. The new Rep, like most leftist only know history from when they get out of bed. In Iowa history, Rep Bruce Braley, was asked by a reporter about all the problems the Nation was facing in the midst of a shutdown. He said times were bad, they didn't have fresh towels at the House of Representatives Gym. Braley went on to lose his bid to lieutenant colonel Joni Earnst, to fill Tommy Bahama Harkins seat. (Harkin hadn't been seen in Iowa for years before he retired, or since he retired. Brayely left DC and returned to Colorado)

Original Mike said...

"Can someone please explain to me the Democrat's argument for refusing $5B in wall funding?"

The wall is "immoral".

Really. That's what they say.

exhelodrvr1 said...

"The experts say you can do border security without a wall"

Fine - then increase funding for ICE and Border Patrol, and let them do their job.

Hey Skipper said...

The wall is "immoral".

Really. That's what they say


Is that it?

My question was completely serious, by the way. Just because I don't know, or can't fathom, the argument of someone I disagree with doesn't mean there isn't one.

But maybe it does.

Original Mike said...

Several Dems, Pelosi is probably the most prominent, are calling the wall "immoral". I sure wish one of our intrepid media folks would ask her to defend that, but they won't.

Hey Skipper said...

I'm not sure how they can.

How many people die each year from attempting the border crossing through very hostile terrain?

Assume, for the sake of argument, a wall sufficiently effective to essentially eliminate all those crossings. The consequence, inevitably, would be all those lives saved, going forward.

I'm trying to figure out how that is immoral.

I must not be sufficiently clever.

Jupiter said...

$11,444,713

Jupiter said...

Hey Skipper said...

"Can someone please explain to me the Democrat's argument for refusing $5B in wall funding?"

I set out to give you the argument, and realized I can't recall any argument. The Ds have told us that a Wall will make no difference. But they have also indicated that anyone who wants to build such a Wall is motivated by racism and xenophobia. With the clear indication that the Wall will be a very effective tool in the service of said racism and xenophobia. Else why oppose it? Let the racist xenophobes knock themselves out pouring concrete in the desert. I guess the argument is that our current policies lead to the separation of children and their parents at the border, which the Ds assure us is the worst thing that has ever occurred in recorded history, and they are adamantly opposed to anything that might put a stop to it. That $5B could build a cage for every child in Central America!

Hey Skipper said...

[Hey Skipper:] Can someone please explain to me the Democrat's argument for refusing $5B in wall funding?"

[Jupiter:] I set out to give you the argument, and realized I can't recall any argument.


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