November 18, 2018

"Fiction that isn’t an author's personal adventure into the frightening or the unknown isn’t worth writing for anything but money."

That's Rule 2, my favorite of Jonathan Franzen's "10 Rules for the Novelist" — an excerpt from his new collection of essays "The End of the End of the Earth," which is one of the books I'm reading these days.

For some reason, I always read Jonathan Franzen's essays, but I have never read one of his novels. The main novelist I've read in the last year is Haruki Murakami. I've read 4 of his novels this year (plus a short story collection). Franzen's Rule 2 sounds very much like what Murakami does, something I like.

Anyway, Franzen's "10 Rules" — published at lithub, linked above — has been "gleefully trolled on Twitter" according to The Guardian. None of the trolling is good enough to quote, but obviously, one idea is to produce your own list, but since you're on Twitter, you won't have enough room to write a list of 10. And most of what passes for trolling is writers showing they're hostile to (i.e., envious of) Jonathan Franzen.

Most of the "trolls" (i.e., irritated, envious writers) don't really get the spirit of the 10 rules, which I presume are inspired by the famous "10 Rule of Writing" by Elmore Leonard. The titles are not identical. Leonard has "of" where Franzen has "for." That slight difference makes it slightly less likely that Franzen was directly appropriating Leonard's idea. Oh, no, wait. It's more different. Franzen's title is "10 Rules for the Novelist." That explains the "for" instead of "of." Franzen is offering rules to a type of person. Leonard sees rules arising from and inherent in the activity.

Franzen has spoken positively about Leonard elsewhere, in a lecture "On Autobiographical Fiction" ("Farther Away: Essays" (pp. 129-130)).
The point at which fiction seems to become easy for a writer... is usually the point at which it’s no longer necessary to read that writer. There’s a truism, at least in the United States, that every person has one novel in him. In other words, one autobiographical novel. For people who write more than one, the truism can probably be amended to say: every person has one easy-to-write novel in him, one ready-made meaningful narrative. I’m obviously not talking here about writers of entertainments, not P. G. Wodehouse or Elmore Leonard, the pleasure of whose books is not diminished by their similarity to one another; we read them, indeed, for the reliable comforts of their familiar worlds. I’m talking about more complicated work, and it’s a prejudice of mine that literature cannot be a mere performance: that unless the writer is personally at risk—unless the book has been, in some way, for the writer, an adventure into the unknown; unless the writer has set himself or herself a personal problem not easily solved; unless the finished book represents the surmounting of some great resistance—it’s not worth reading. Or, for the writer, in my opinion, worth writing.
Ah, you see: There's the idea in Franzen's Rule 2. Right next to the name Elmore Leonard. I'm 99.9% sure that Franzen's "10 Rules" is his variation on Elmore Leonard. It even tracks Leonard's combining big rules and small rules. Franzen's Rule 2 is a big rule, but he also has a small rule, Rule 3: "Never use the word then as a conjunction—we have and for this purpose...." Leonard's smallest rule is #6, "Never use the words 'suddenly' or 'all hell broke loose.'" A big Leonard rule is #10, "Try to leave out the part that readers tend to skip."

I've written about Leonard's rules before. Here's my "Suddenly, 10 things."

44 comments:

Bob Boyd said...

"Fiction that isn’t an author's personal adventure into the frightening or the unknown isn’t worth writing for anything but money."

That's not the rule at the New York Times.

JML said...

Charles Schulz understood this, but he used a different approach...


https://tinyurl.com/yamwmu7x

Ignorance is Bliss said...

...but since your on Twitter...

I assume that is ...but since you're on Twitter... ( and I see you already fixed the "own" )

Some Seppo said...

A rule I once came across: Quickly leave out all adverbs.

Carol said...

I've enjoyed some recent books, not really novels, like Hillbilly Elegy, Mozart in the Jungle, and Barbarian Days. How else to live vicariously those kinds of lives? Maybe they're all full of it, who knows. It's more honest that they did memoirs instead of novels. I've tried both routes myself and the "thinly disguised autobio" seems so phony.

But I assume with most realistic novels that many of the details were taken from life. Trollope took a lot of things going on in mid-century Britain for his novels, and I feel like I know more about the actual lives (of a certain class) from reading him than from all the straight history I've read.

Kay said...

#7 from Franzen's list is very good.

Virgil Hilts said...

"There’s a truism. . . that every person has one novel in him..." Like many here I read Catch 22 as a teen and loved it. I wanted more of this genius, but then tried reading several others from Joseph Heller... and they horrible slogs. But he persisted and 27 years later wrote "Picture This", a completely different type of book which I remember loving.

mccullough said...

Franzen’s drawback is that he writes about the “not easily solved.” Write about the not solvable.

Wince said...

Some Seppo said...
A rule I once came across: Quickly leave out all adverbs.

Althouse said...
Franzen is offering rules to a type of person. Leonard sees rules arising from and inherent in the activity.

"Would be saying the mechanism that allows you to..."

Harry: Clearly I'm interrupting, I feel badly.

Harmony: You feel bad.

Harry: Bad?

Harmony: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.

Later...

Gay Perry: Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.

Harry: Bad.

Gay Perry: Excuse me?

Harry: Sleep bad. Otherwise it makes it seem like the mechanism that allows you to sleep...

Gay Perry: What, fuckhead? Who taught you grammar? Badly's an adverb. Get out. Vanish.

rhhardin said...

No adverbs in aphorisms.

Ann Althouse said...

"I assume that is ...but since you're on Twitter... ( and I see you already fixed the "own" )"

Thanks for the heads-up.

I'm an impulsive publisher and do all my proofreading after publishing! I know it would be more courteous to preview and edit before publishing, but my energy to keep writing for 15 years straight is a mystery and I don't change the elements.

Ann Althouse said...

"A rule I once came across: Quickly leave out all adverbs."

This is a hoary old humor form, memorialized by William Safire 40 years ago.

Ann Althouse said...

"#7 from Franzen's list is very good."

Reminds me of how in more than one Murakami novel, a character goes down in a dark pit and just sits there for a long time. That's how the action progresses!

dustbunny said...

I enjoyed his novel Freedom but didn’t feel like finishing The Corrections. Many reviewers and readers felt the latter was the better book.

tcrosse said...

Leonard grants exceptions to some of his rules for those who break them skillfully.

Andrew said...

Was The Great Gatsby "an author's personal adventure into the frightening or the unknown"? Doesn't seem like it.

Will J. Richardson said...

No one can top Mark Twain's rules for writing as expressed in his essay, Fenimore Cooper's Literary Offenses.

NotWhoIUsedtoBe said...

#3 and #9 are useful.

Two-eyed Jack said...

Michael Odonohue wrote a piece for the National Lampoon called "How to write good" that stuck with me.

http://www.workableweb.com/_pages/tips_how_to_write_good.htm

Laslo Spatula said...

Top Ten Things To Do for having a Top Ten List.

1. Have ten things.

2. One Thing isn't a list. But if it's a Good Thing don't try to add nine things because of List OCD.

3. Three Things is good for a three-things list. People like threes.

4. There are no Four Things list. It jumps to a list of five, even if the Fifth Thing is more of a make-weight afterthought.

5. Lists of Five Things are Good; people like Fives. And still reasonable to manage.

6. There are no Six Things lists. You need to drop one and go back to Five Things.

7. People like the number Seven, but it primarily works best for lists of dwarves and brides-and-brothers.

8. Eight Things is No Man's Land. Chop three or add two -- either way, not a good place to get off the freeway.

9. No one has 'Nine Things' lists. List OCD compels one to come up with Thing Ten (see Point Four).

I am Laslo.

NotWhoIUsedtoBe said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
NotWhoIUsedtoBe said...

I wrote a list of what I learned writing sci-fi novels for publication.

Writen to be practical and remind myself later.

William said...

Margaret Atwood had a good rule: Do back exercises. This rule is especially useful for prolific writers. James Michener would write for twelve to fourteen hours at a spell. It's difficult to do that unless you have a very supple and fit back.

campy said...

My favorite rule for writers is: every time you finish a project, go back and identify the part you're most proud of having written and delete it.

JackWayne said...

This is laughably banal. Isn’t ALL fiction unknown?

The Cracker Emcee Refulgent said...

I always get him confused with Frank Frazetta.

Bill Peschel said...

He's a good careerist, but he's also driven to explain, which is how he got into trouble explaining that while he was glad Oprah's readers discovered his book, he wasn't happy that he'd be perceived as a popular fiction writer rather than an artist to his community.

Now he poses for LitHub in a thoughtful, masculine position with his manspreading.

Ken B said...

Leonard’s best rule is about dialogue. It belongs to the character, don’t characterize it. He said, she said. Or for the new Celine Dion world, guesswhoiam said.

Sebastian said...

Huh. I wonder if Tolstoy ever made such a list.

Disappointed by Leonard: avoid what readers "tend to" skip? How weak is that?

Meade said...

"Never use the words 'suddenly' or 'all hell broke loose.'"

Suddenly [all hell broke loose] and she was standin’ there
With silver bracelets on her wrists and flowers in her hair
She walked up to me so gracefully and took my crown of thorns
“Come in,” she said, “I’ll give you shelter from the storm”


—Winner of 2016 Nobel Prize in literature

Ken B said...

“If it sounds like writing, I rewrite it.” That's not a rule for a novelist but it is a rule of a novelist (Leonard of course.) It's a perfect summary of what Elmore Leonard is trying to do with his prose. Good implicit advice too.

Ken B said...

Leonard’s rules are good. They are specific, and concern the construction of prose. Franzen's rules are vague and most are humblebrag: I confront fears!

Ann Althouse said...

"There are no Four Things list."

1. Horsemen of the Apocalypse

2. Beatles

3. Abraham said: “My Lord, show me how You give life to the dead,” Allah said: “Why! Do you have no faith?” Abraham said: “Yes, but in order that my heart be at rest.” Allah said: “Then take four birds, and tame them to yourself, then put a part of them on every hill, and summon them; they will come to you flying."

4. Four Freedoms

5. Gang of Four

6. Stomachs in a cow

7. Arthur Schopenhauer's "On the Fourfold Root of the Principle of Sufficient Reason"

8. 4 is the key for the $ sign

9. Four balls is a walk in baseball

10. Four-letter-word means a bad word, regardless of the number of letters

tcrosse said...

Leonard's rules are instructions for writing like Elmore Leonard. Nobody does it better.

Zach said...

I write scientific papers, not fiction. But I did come up with one good rule:

1) If you're going to be pissed off that the reader didn't realize some important detail, you should state that detail plainly in the text of the paper.

Leslie Graves said...

I'm only halfway through "Killing Commendatore". I have slowly become addicted to it.

Amexpat said...

Reminds me of how in more than one Murakami novel, a character goes down in a dark pit and just sits there for a long time. That's how the action progresses!

Sounds like you read "The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle". I recently reread it and it held up very well. I think it's the best of all his novels (haven't read the current one).

Michael said...

Frazen, an avid bird watcher, drew fire from the Audubon Society because he called bullshit on the idea of global warming as the cause of declines in bird populations. He rightly puts cats and rats as more culpable and calls the Society's argument of climate change as a fund raising gambit. Another reason to like Frasen

itzik basman said...

Franzen’s Rule 2, the only one I know, and I know it only from reading it here, is romantic prescriptive nonsense. The infinity of motives and natures of writers, the degrees of safety or risk they may or may not undertake and of all other things that may impinge on why amd how and and on all the circumstances of writing behead portentous prescriptions of what must be the case for a work to be worthwhile. “Trust the tale not the teller” is right and decapitates Rule 2.

JML said...

I write contract documents. Here is one of my rules: If you write something that causes the reader to ask “Why?”, you have failed. This is because the only people who are going to read them are reviewers, auditors, or attorneys. Then they will start looking hard at why you said what you said, and find ten flaws or violations along the way.

Howard said...

Blogger Sebastian said...

Huh. I wonder if Tolstoy ever made such a list.

Disappointed by Leonard: avoid what readers "tend to" skip? How weak is that?


This his best advise... it another way to say the cliche that brevity is the soul of wit. It's probably the hardest to impliment and why Leonard is so popular.

Earnest Prole said...

Leonard’s tenth rule was spelled out more than thirty years previous in William Goldman’s The Princess Bride.

Laslo Spatula said...

Ann Althouse @ 1:06.

I was about to respond how some of those examples are more like groups than lists, but I realize a feeble response is certainly on the list of Things Not To Do When You've Been Schooled.

Or, as Urban Dictionary put it:

"If you ever find yourself being schooled, it is wise to not bitch about it. Doing so makes you look like a tool."

I should've followed my own advice and let the list rest at three.

Or less.

I am Laslo.

tim maguire said...

Franzen’s list seems more like “10 things that popped into my headjust now,” but, still, some of them are good things to keep in mind.