my dog hates his nails getting clipped so my dad literally bought a purse & cut holes in it pic.twitter.com/PWnsUBiiZT
— Kendal Peifer (@KendalPeifer) February 11, 2018
February 20, 2018
"my dog hates his nails getting clipped so my dad literally bought a purse & cut holes in it"
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A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Look! A Piñata! Where's my bat?
What's going on with the wall?
If your dogs nails need clipping, you aren't walking it enough.
"What's going on with the wall?"
I know what you've never done.
It's no problem if you have three hands.
He's found a good use for a $1900 Chloe handbag. They should sell like hotcakes now. Boston (bull) terriers are handsome little dogs.
Look Meade. Another purse reference.
Need a crane for our German Shepherd. Spouse bought a nail grinder, works better than a clipper. Still a job though.
If your dog eats too much cat food as a puppy, that’s what it will turn into. Just a warning, guys.
Look! A Piñata! Where's my bat?
Don’t look up the origins of the expression “swing a cat.”
I know what you’ve never done.
Gone after a bat inside with a 12 gauge and then had to fix the damage?
The woodwork and doors are too new for the walls to be plaster. Drywall doesn't need repairing like that without major damage.
Dog remembers.
Wouldn't walking the dog on pavement regularly prevent the need for this humiliation?
I'm glad the dad didn't literally steal the purse.
Just don't leave the purse on top of the van.
If you buy something, how can you not literally buy it?
Works for the wife, too.
Ralph L said...
"What's going on with the wall?"
He's repairing the damage from before they had the purse.
Thanks, Bob.
Tried a nail grinder with my dog who hates getting his nails clipped but the sound of the grinder really freaked him out. My only solution is to sedate him.
Walking works on pavement but we don't all walk on paved surfaces like you city folks.
MadisonMan said...
If you buy something, how can you not literally buy it?
You could buy the farm.
You could buy a pig in a poke.
You could buy a cow, but why would you if you can get the milk for free?
If you figuratively "buy the purse" does that mean you've decided to transition?
"Have you seen Jeff? Holy..."
"Why? What's up?"
"He bought the purse man."
"No shit...?"
"No shit."
"Wow." How's he look?"
"I don't know, it's...it's early days, man."
"I should call him."
"You should."
dog's thinking, "fer snizzle"
Hmmm......gives me the idea for a purse, a dog, and an airhorn.
Standard equipment for dog groomers.
Humperdink,
Spouse bought a nail grinder, works better than a clipper.
OMG does that take me back. 35 years back, to Mom tending our Dobermans' nails with a Dremel tool. Yes, pulverized Dobie nails are my equivalent of Proust's madeleine.
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