January 12, 2018

"Julian Assange’s grubby ways might be behind embassy boot."

The NYT Post reports.
“Julian ate everything with his hands and he always wiped his fingers on his pants. I have never seen pants as greasy as his in my whole life,” said one of Assange’s closest aides, Daniel Domscheit-Berg.

23 comments:

Inga...Allie Oop said...

He should’ve eaten in bed and wiped his hands on the sheets.

rehajm said...

Wasn’t Pamela Anderson visiting him with dinners? He should wipe his hands on Pamela Anderson.

n.n said...

After publishing the works of the Obama/Clinton/DNC axis to deny the Jew the nomination and lynch the Republican president, and running afoul of the political establishment, he is now persona non grata.

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

Is this more fake news so that leftists can get their hate on?

madAsHell said...

....and he has an assistant named Domscheit?? Wirklich??

madAsHell said...

He should’ve eaten in bed and wiped his hands on the sheets.

I dunno. Is this humor, or a lack of self-awareness?

bagoh20 said...

That embassy must be a shithole.

bagoh20 said...
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bagoh20 said...

Oops. I mean s-hole.

I've been hearing people say "s-hole" all day. How is that better? What a retarded PC culture we have grown in the American petri dish.

traditionalguy said...

Beautiful slander meme. Assange has very dirty hands. And a witness is quoted who served Assange. The CIA's writers are getting very good at what they do.

Known Unknown said...

#metoo

Whoops. Sorry. Messed that up. Wrong post.

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

I'm surprised the Clinton-Crime Family haven't been able to take Assange out.

Seth Rich was easy.

Mary Beth said...

The NYT Post reports.

NYT Post?

Sprezzatura said...

Mary,

It's like the Wa Poop.

Sprezzatura said...

BTW,

As far as fun names go, presumably Dan Dumbshit Berg is not coincidentally refereneced so near Shit Town.

Gordon Scott said...

Well, he's Australian, right? Not your Crocodile Dundee Steve Irwin good old boy down to earth Australian, but still....

themightypuck said...

The forensic way to test for these eating habits is to give a freshly dressed subject a bag of Doritos.

walter said...

"Domscheit-Berg"
Um..how exactly is Domscheit pronounced?

Wince said...

On Saturday Night Live in 1978, John Belushi participated in a horror movie trailer spoof...

The thing that wouldn’t leave

Yancey Ward said...

Thanks for that EDH- I remember that one like it aired yesterday. I am getting so old.

Yancey Ward said...

Don't know what is going to happen to Assange, but he is without a doubt a political prisoner in Britain.

tim in vermont said...

I’m calling PETA on what Inga has done to that dog’s dignity in that avatar.

David Blaska said...

Am I pronouncing this correctly? Daniel Dumb shit Berg?