September 11, 2017

"He told us his daughter had said his feet were smelly . . . But he didn’t want to know how bad the odor was because he would feel hurt."

"That’s why we developed this cute robot."

7 comments:

YoungHegelian said...

Forget about it, Jake. It's Japan-land.

john said...

$9,280 to avoid having to talk to people.

A testimonial on the Grubhub website says "...So great to be able to order food and not have to talk to anyone."

David said...

Here is a puppy with an electric wire up its ass and Lazlo says nothing? What is this world coming to.

Kate said...

I laughed. I already yell at my Roomba; why wouldn't I want a judgmental fluffy dog?

The Godfather said...

I'm pretty sure this thing violates at least one of Asimov's Three Laws.

Quaestor said...

Could be useful discriminating real bleu cheese from fake blue cheese (Is there really fake bleu cheese? Must ask Mr. Wensleydale.)

Breezy said...

lol - we are so lost and don't even fathom it... Alexa, do I smell badly? Whatever happened to who the F cares?