Althouse: "After jokingly referring to himself as the Fat Forrest Gump, he was asked about his use of the word 'fat.'"

October 8, 2015

"After jokingly referring to himself as the Fat Forrest Gump, he was asked about his use of the word 'fat.'"

"People need to get over it... I’m fat and I’m calling myself fat. People are too worried about offending everybody. That’s what’s wrong with this country.”

Said Eric Hites, the "Fat Guy Across America," who's arrived in New York City and has a big NYT article about him.

12 comments:

rhhardin said...: Tom Hanks was better in You've Got Mail.

Flicks that kill off the love interest are for women.; 10/8/15, 7:29 AM
Stephen Taylor said...: I like him. He's everything good and bad about America all in one package. No pretense.; 10/8/15, 8:08 AM
Laslo Spatula said...: He is going across this great land of ours, searching for America, and hoping that -- one day -- he'll be able to see his own cock again.

I am Laslo.; 10/8/15, 8:27 AM
Laslo Spatula said...: I imagine his bicycle seat smells nothing like the bicycle seat of a Hot Chick.

I am Laslo.; 10/8/15, 9:16 AM
Laslo Spatula said...: I bet a blindfolded seat-sniffing expert could immediately tell the difference between a woman's bicycle seat and that same woman's motorcycle seat.

Because on the bicycle she mostly pedals and sweats.

On the motorcycle, though, she has multiple orgasms due to the throbbing, vibrating machinery relentless between her legs.

So I imagine the difference is pretty obvious. At least to a blindfolded seat-sniffing expert.

I am Laslo.; 10/8/15, 9:34 AM
Laslo Spatula said...: Anosmia is a girl's bicycle seat fetishist's worst nightmare.

Cause now you have to move on to licking.

I am Laslo.; 10/8/15, 9:36 AM
Laslo Spatula said...: Smelling a girl's bicycle seat is Weird.

Licking a girl's bicycle seat is Dedication.

There are levels of commitment.

This also applies to stealing women's panties from a communal laundry dryer.

I am Laslo.; 10/8/15, 9:41 AM
Laslo Spatula said...: "This also applies to stealing women's panties from a communal laundry dryer."

However, if you time it right, you can snag the panties, masturbate furiously into them, then return them to the dryer.

That way she doesn't lose a pair of panties.

And you got to ejaculate into them.

Happy Ending. Until she folds her clothes. Next time she will bring fabric softener.

I am Laslo.; 10/8/15, 9:44 AM
Laslo Spatula said...: I can't be the only who, at a party at a Hot Chick's house, has masturbated into her shampoo bottle.

Or maybe some of you choose the bottle of conditioner, I don't know.

I am Laslo.; 10/8/15, 9:59 AM
Birches said...: Good for him.; 10/8/15, 10:59 AM
MaxedOutMama said...: Well, everyone likes a love story, and that's what this is.; 10/8/15, 11:43 AM
Graham Powell said...: I like this guy, but is it wrong that when I read he "arrived in New York City", I wonder if he started out on Long Island?; 10/8/15, 12:11 PM