Althouse: "Where are my pancakes?"

August 3, 2015

"Where are my pancakes?"

Why pancakes? I was thinking of Obama's old "Why is it that I can't just eat my waffle?" but there's this:

14 comments:

mikee said...: Imagine how different the country might be had that decent and competent man, Mitt Romney, been elected president.

Fundamental transformation, in a completely different way.; 8/3/15, 9:15 AM
Laslo Spatula said...: I once dated a woman who worked at IHOP. She would come home after a day of work, smelling of bacon and pancake syrup. When she gave me a blow-job it seemed like my cock was being sucked by the best breakfast ever.

I also once dated a woman who worked at a tuna canning facility. When I performed oral sex on her it smelled of tuna. Only more so.

Yeah.

I am Laslo.; 8/3/15, 9:38 AM
Curious George said...: Not funny. Like Colbert.; 8/3/15, 10:12 AM
Thorley Winston said...: I agree with mikee.; 8/3/15, 10:42 AM
cubanbob said...: There is something about Colbert's face that urges me to hit it with a baseball bat. Must be the insufferable arrogance and snarky look. Fortunately for my family I am able to resist the urge and thus stay out of jail. But dang, it is tempting.; 8/3/15, 11:22 AM
Jaq said...: It's good to see a picture of a decent man with the skills, energy, and discipline to be president of the United States. He had everything but the bottomless need for personal power his opponent had. If he had that, he would have become a Democrat.; 8/3/15, 11:40 AM
Bilwick said...: Let the servile agitprop begin! (Or actually, "resume," I guess.); 8/3/15, 12:33 PM
Eric the Fruit Bat said...: I believe it was just last week that I had some Quaker® Oatmeal Squares, and I was all, like, "Man! These things taste just like pancakes!"; 8/3/15, 1:52 PM
rehajm said...: At the Romney home on Lake Winnipesaukee there was a cart with a griddle they would wheel up to the side of the breakfast table so Mitt could cook pancakes while remaining seated.; 8/3/15, 1:55 PM
Bayoneteer said...: Cuckservative dipshit loser.; 8/3/15, 9:50 PM
Phil 314 said...: Ditto Mikee; 8/3/15, 10:10 PM
Fandor said...: Mitt is creating a new persona for himself. This has been ongoing since 2013. He didn't slink away as other defeated presidential candidates usually do. He has spotlighted his remarkable achievements and his relevant observations about domestic and world events. Appearing with Kimmel and Colbert in a self deprecating way, and their acceptance of him, give Mitt inroads to the under 30 crowd. It's all part of a grand strategy to renter into the 2016 presidential contest.
Donald Trump is Romney's herald and a "minesweeper" clearing the way for the campaign to come.; 8/4/15, 8:13 AM
Nichevo said...: Ok Fandor and does he move right or left accordingly? Let him defect like a Jeffords or half defect like a Huntsman and they'll eat him up. He would clearly be the class of the Democratic field, can you doubt it?; 8/4/15, 8:55 AM
Fernandinande said...: "Where are my pancakes?"

Your three fucking pancakes are at Marcy's.; 8/4/15, 10:20 AM