Rumor has it that astronauts have found that sex in space requires the participation of a 3rd party to provide the occasional shove as one floats around. Apparently this same behavior has been seen in dolphins - although they don't have arms to grab with ....
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23 comments:
Sex in space is fatal? That's really going to put a damper on Moon/Mars colonization plans.
We're all gonna die of something. Space sex sounds like a pretty damn good way to go.
In space no one could hear them scream.
Rumor has it that astronauts have found that sex in space requires the participation of a 3rd party to provide the occasional shove as one floats around. Apparently this same behavior has been seen in dolphins - although they don't have arms to grab with ....
Did they die with smiles on their faces?
tags: lizards, Russia
I almost could not go on.
Did they take the extra fifteen minutes to get good insurance?
The space sex geckos are dead?
Noooooo!
ErnieG said...
Did they take the extra fifteen minutes to get good insurance?
That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.
No, sex with geckos in space is fatal.
"Experts say the geckos may have frozen to death after the heating system broke down, Russian news agencies report."
Boo, Russian space agency! BOOOOO!! If it's not death by Snu Snu, it's not a good death!!
In the relationship between the United States and Russia, "I think what we've got on our hands is a dead gecko."
Just push the reset button. Everything will be fine.
Sadly, the state of the world is the Russian bear is encountering the Obama gecko.
It's the fault of Ukrainian bandits. Time for another invasion!
Did they forget the duct tape?
""Experts say the geckos may have frozen to death after the heating system broke down,"
That's reassuring.
That will teach them to buy the cut rate GEICO Insurance that doesn't cover outer space risks.
The first dog in space, Laika, was Russian and also died. They lied about it for fifty years.
Barbarella survived sex in space. Maybe we should send Jane Fonda for the next Russian experiment.
@Steve ("Maybe we should send Jane Fonda for the next Russian experiment.")
YES!
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Geico hardest hit...
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