In my dreams Elena tells me not to listen to the waking her, the False Her: the Dream Her is the True Her, not the woman in the office who ignores Our True Bond. I am willing to sacrifice my penis to prove to her that we belong together and she pretends that my dreams mean nothing. Do I have to throw my cut-off penis on her keyboard beneath the cute-kitty screen-saver just so that she understands that I am the One to put a yellow polyurethane penis in her ass? Is that what this has come to? I think it is wrong for you to comment on things you really don’t know about.
I would say Jessica Simpson, but isn't there some sort of biopic every few years about Parton. She reappears & I heard her repeat the same thing about why she looks the way she looks, because big hair & nails were the hallmarks of beauty in her hometown. She says it every few years. Simpson would be perfect, because he's also a has been.
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Commenting on the Wrong Post Drunk Guy says:
In my dreams Elena tells me not to listen to the waking her, the False Her: the Dream Her is the True Her, not the woman in the office who ignores Our True Bond. I am willing to sacrifice my penis to prove to her that we belong together and she pretends that my dreams mean nothing. Do I have to throw my cut-off penis on her keyboard beneath the cute-kitty screen-saver just so that she understands that I am the One to put a yellow polyurethane penis in her ass? Is that what this has come to? I think it is wrong for you to comment on things you really don’t know about.
Dolly can play herself.
Cary Ann Hearst. She is the Dolly Parton of the 21st century. www.shovelsandrope.com
Any of them but Miley.
Kristen Chenoweth. Girl can SING!
I would say Jessica Simpson, but isn't there some sort of biopic every few years about Parton. She reappears & I heard her repeat the same thing about why she looks the way she looks, because big hair & nails were the hallmarks of beauty in her hometown. She says it every few years.
Simpson would be perfect, because he's also a has been.
Dame Edna.
Megan
I love pictures of pretty women. BtW, that is the worst picture of Scarlett Johanssen I have ever seen.
I'd say this gal from the Band Perry.
Schwarzenegger.
He's got the pecs and a funny accent.
Oprah or Whoopie Goldberg
Without looking at the list:
Jessica Simpson
Cheneweth
Anjelina Jolie
Alison Krauss
@Meade. Alison is a great artist, but she's like the unParton. LOL.
Actually, Krauss is probably a much better musician/artist than Parton. It would odd for her to play her.
Reese Witherspoon or Kelly Pickler.
I thought "Scarlett Johansson" before I even clicked through. The others are "meh" choices.
"Who should play Dolly Parton in her biopic?"
Michael Moore.
he's got the jugs and I hear he could use the money.
Selma Blair. She was already digitally fitted for the role by John Waters a decade ago in "A Dirty Shame".
Making an actress look and sound like Dolly Parton is not possible. Witherspoon is Dolly's height.
One does wonder what Professor Althouse would sound like playing an old Gibson guitar singing love songs about Meade in a Scots-Irish mountain accent.
Joan Baez with a wig would be too old.
Mirroring King Arthur with Excalibur, the maiden shall form herself to Parton's wardrobe challenge and not be a Lady Adrift in the Fabric Lake.
That guy who plays the yokel page/clerk on "30 Rock".
In the right mood, he could pull it off. Nicely.
Clare Bowen would be cool
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