"The only thing that merits any kind of response is the question of style. And since she clearly doesn’t have any, there’s literally nothing left to say about it. We reiterate what we said the morning after she destroyed Western Civilization: she just looks stupid.... Nothing says 'I have no persona of my own' than freezing your face into nothing more than a logo for pictures and thinking that it makes you look interesting."
Meanwhile, at the Emmys, keep scrolling here until you get to Raquel Welch. She's 73.
September 22, 2013
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Jeff Fucking Daniels?!!
That's it. The Emmys are dead to me.
Raquel looks marvelous!
As for Miley, at least she was wearing undies. (But there is much truth to the old adage that it can be more enticing to leave them guessing.)
Miley is getting exactly what she planned out of all of this.
Plus the nipple thing actually worked, in a nipple thing kind of way.
Raquel is the only real star in all those pics. Miley is almost a star, but still has to prove herself. But they are the only one who don't look absurd.
Raquel looks glamorous. Miley looks trashy, but that was the goal.
The rest just look confused.
I have to admit Jon Hamm is one of the finest actors of our generation. Oh and Bryan Cranston.
The confused ones are the ones without talent. Like Miley Cyrus.
Would all of these women (except Kristen Chenoweth and Raquel Welch) please please please attend a "How to pose for the camera" class?? Thank you.
Pretty well nailed the Miley Cyrus thing. Her biggest sin is that she's boring. Her "outrageousness" was bland, tired.
Miley is stupid and slutty but show me the hetero male who isn't thinking "I'd hit that" in the back of his mind.
We can't help it, it is hard-wired into our brains.
There is something terribly sad about this relentless parade of actresses, presumably wearing clothes chosen for them by some handler and presumably for which the actresses receive compensation. That's the news story.
It's also a sign of how bizarre our culture has become that a 73-year-old woman should try to look like a 23-year-old starlet. And we've been trained to think it's normal.
Still laughing...
Omigod she actually did duck lips in one of those pics.
Jimmy said...
Miley is stupid and slutty but show me the hetero male who isn't thinking "I'd hit that" in the back of his mind.
We can't help it, it is hard-wired into our brains.
I'd hit that is a pretty low bar, especially if a couple of beers are involved. I think she was aiming for something higher.
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I admit to no fashion sense, but almost all of those dresses are blah or worse.
Nothing says 'I have no persona of my own' than freezing your face into nothing more than a logo for pictures and thinking that it makes you look interesting."
Why does he think Miley thinks it makes her look interesting? Maybe she just thinks it puts money in her bank account.
I never heard of Tom Lorenzo.
You don't have to keep scrolling. That takes forevs'
hit ctrl-f and type 'Raquel'
much better.
Most horrific picture from last night was Lena Dunham. She looks bad naked, she looks bad clothed, even in a floor-length hoop skirt. What was she thinking?!
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