A personal (and possibly impertinent) question: Is that a cigarette on the desk?
I ask not because I am a smoking scold. As a rare/occasional cigar smoker, I am in no position to scold. But I was thinking that maybe it was another implement altogether, that was disguised to look exactly like a cigarette. And was therefore even more interesting.
This completes the third portion of the three-part series beginning with Part One, Jesus told me to show you how to make a Valentines, and Part Two, which is pure gravy to the Jesus-instructions, my boyfriend is gay, and now the totally uncalled for extra climactic whipped cream and cherry on top of the pure gravy, Part Three: Chaos, my love for you is a wreck.
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23 comments:
I didn't come to start no trouble, I just come to do the Super Bowl Shuffle.
William R Perry
You need another robot to do robot love.
A personal (and possibly impertinent) question: Is that a cigarette on the desk?
I ask not because I am a smoking scold. As a rare/occasional cigar smoker, I am in no position to scold. But I was thinking that maybe it was another implement altogether, that was disguised to look exactly like a cigarette. And was therefore even more interesting.
"Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes is another anthem that is muscally dubious.
But it sure feels good to sing it out when your team is winning.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl5vE8L4S1Y
@Chuck It's a e-cig. We smoke them for fun sometimes. Neither of us is or ever was a tobacco smoker.
Good for you.
One reason you have that schoolgirl complexion.
Also why you're still in very good health.
Garage bait.
E-cig = Robot Cigarette.
After Robot Love an E-Cig can be might tasty on the Taste Stimuli identification Sensors.
As Golden Earring (almost) sang:
"We -
got a thing -
it's called
Robot Love..."
Robots find 'vaping' very sensual in a non-organic sense: it is like heavy breathing, but with Steam.
Robots like Steam.
Steam sometimes is connected to a Piston or Shaft grinding rhythmically in a Barrell.
Robots like Steam. Mechanically-speaking. Of course.
Naked Robot says:
"I always thought those letters in Popular Mechanics were fake, until one day it happened to me.
The Refrigerator repairman came to visit and said my Heating Coil was Mispositioned. One thing led to another and..."
Sock-puppet-robot.
Robots do not need Coitus to Replicate. We can make another Robot out of items found in your kitchen and garage and a quick trip to Lowes.
But having one's buttons pushed, in the Right Sequence: Data Spasm.
Interestingly, the 9-1-1 Button Sequence is Very Pleasing when intermixed with Pound Key - Pound Key - Pound Key.
Older Robots will tell you with fondness of the Dongle.
Those were the days.
Sometimes the Tension would build and then you would find our Robot A's Adapter was incorrect for Robot B's Port.
Dial tone.
When Everything is in Alignment it should sound just like a Fax Machine.
This is why Robots snicker when someone says "I gotta send a Fax."
Sailor.
There is a Special Docking Port for a Robot to feed a Young Robot necessary information: Humans would call it a Nipple.
There is a variety of Opinions on how long a Young Robot should Nipple Dock.
Generally speaking, it should cease well before a Young Robot can handle its own Delete Functions.
Great commercial:
(Robot voice) "Greetings. Little Caesars has hot and ready pizza for five bucks."
Any robot wisdom on attachment parenting?
This completes the third portion of the three-part series beginning with Part One, Jesus told me to show you how to make a Valentines, and Part Two, which is pure gravy to the Jesus-instructions, my boyfriend is gay, and now the totally uncalled for extra climactic whipped cream and cherry on top of the pure gravy, Part Three: Chaos, my love for you is a wreck.
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