Picture a troop of baboons frolicking on your roof all night long impervious to the broom wielding female down below (me) That’s the scenario I faced when I first moved out here to the farm. Then someone advised me to fling plastic snakes up onto the roof. It worked like a charm. Now if only I could find something that would help banish the aardvarks from my veggie garden.
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19 comments:
They were forced to sit through Beyonce's half time show!
I was once bitten by Peter Tork and it was no picnic, believe me.
They went ape-shit. That's why.
Is one of them named Caesar?
It's the beginning of the end, next stop.......Apocolypso.
Good thing local officials were prepared.
They're mad as hell and the aren't going to take it any more.
Sightings of a mysterious monolith are unconfirmed.
"My god, it's full of monkeys!"
Where the Hell is Ramar of the Jungle when you need him?
Or Tarzan, for that matter?
This is the result of Obamacare and the liberal policies of Obama ruining the world's economy for the last 10 years.
Seems like they could use a few assault weapons.
"It's unclear why the monkeys, which are usually afraid of humans and flee when they hear human voices, emerged [from the forest] and attacked."
What, Rise of the Planet of the Apes didn't give them a clue??
;)
@edutcher/
Or Tim Kelly and Tubo Smith ("Soldiers of Fortune")
Picture a troop of baboons frolicking on your roof all night long impervious to the broom wielding female down below (me) That’s the scenario I faced when I first moved out here to the farm. Then someone advised me to fling plastic snakes up onto the roof. It worked like a charm. Now if only I could find something that would help banish the aardvarks from my veggie garden.
Evolution.Next step, taking prisoners.
Black Friday sales in Indonesia, perhaps?
Remember: it all starts with few crazy stories in the news
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