July 26, 2012

Quick sex.

Sorry, ladies, it's a survival strategy.
The noises can attract predators, the male is distracted and he has less energy to fight off an attacker or to run away. Perhaps that is why males almost always attempt to finish so quickly. Surprisingly, however, there has been little evidence to support this hypothesis until recently.

17 comments:

Patrick said...

I always thought it was so we could get a sandwich after.

chuck said...

The tragedy of The Fly deepens.

edutcher said...

A guy should always take his time.

After all, she may be a militant on her "Right to Orgasm".

And carry a gun.

And a knife.

Curious George said...

Sometimes it's because it's almost kickoff.

cassandra lite said...

Mature ejaculation.

Ironic that the work was conducted at the Max Planck Institute--he who refused to pull out of Nazi Germany.

traditionalguy said...

Genghis Khan set the standard here for men. When your fast moving Army conquors so many other tribes each season, kills or drives off their men, and TAKES their women and female children, then the time you spend on one female requires a special beauty, intelligence and personality in that female.

Which leads to my theory that the seductiveness factor of mongolian descended women is superior to the blonde women from behind the glaciers who always had a monopoly on the men trapped with them.

Now I need to get me a Federal Grant to study the comparative seductiveness of big blondes from Sweden with petite brunettes from Kiev. This kind of study useually spends lots of money quickly.

Aridog said...
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ndspinelli said...

Any dude in his girlfriend's downstairs rec room knows this.

glenn said...

As a gent who took his time back in the day I found that I was always in demand. Once you understand the principle that unless it's a good deal for both parties it's not a good deal for either you are pretty much set for life. Good business principle as well. One of my ex-girlfriends was married four times.

Rusty said...

Damn right! Yeah. That's it.

karrde said...

@traditionalguy,

Interesting chain of thought.

There is genetic evidence that male members of Genghis Khan's family sired children throughout most of his empire.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Descent_from_Genghis_Khan#DNA_evidence_-_The_Genghis_Khan_Effect

This may or may not have anything to do with the looks of the women involved; it may have had lots to do with the social position that the children of the Khan had, and their ability to sire children on women in captured cities...

Skyler said...

We aren't flies. We build houses and have policemen. We don't have regular predators. And something that feels so good is something that we like to keep going and going. Any woman complaining that men finish too quickly have chosen poorly.

Carnifex said...

I just wish to add that I'm DAMN glad to have one more excuse in the bedroom :-)

Skyler said...

Note that lions have sex for days before tiring. They aren't bugs either.

Carnifex said...

@skylar

Are they lion, or braggin?

Scott M said...

See...I knew I was awesome, I just didn't know how until this article.

Ignorance is Bliss said...

The research was conducted at the Max Planck Institute.

I don't mean to brag, but I can last on the order of 10^44 Planck Intervals.