The tiny purple crabs run laughing through your fingers, And you want to take her with you to the hard land of the winter.
Her name is Aphrodite and she rides a crimson shell, And you know you cannot leave her for you touched the distant sands With tales of brave Ulysses; how his naked ears were tortured By the sirens sweetly singing.
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20 comments:
Q: Why wouldn't the purple crab share his fortune?
A: Because he was shellfish.
(sorry, couldn't resist)
Isn't there an ointment for that now?
Just boil that mofo up w/ ~10 more of his siblings; some corn on the cob, cornbread, and a pitcher of beer
I heard that Prince song this AM.
Looks like it was caught redhanded.
Waiter, do you serve purple crabs?
Have a seat, sir, we serve everyone.
OK, somebody has to ask:
Have we established if these crabs are fabulous?
If I was a purple crab I'd want to be named Buster.
Do they taste like grape NeHi?
Rusty said...
Do they taste like grape NeHi?
Best grape pop ever.
Chick,
Brought back too many GOOD memories. Thanks!
Props to you as well, Rusty.
Someone drank the purple Kool-Aid ... again.
Are you crabby tonight, Penny?
Better to be pre-judged, than not judged at all, chicklit, honey.
The tiny purple crabs run
laughing through your fingers,
And you want to take her
with you to the hard land of the winter.
Her name is Aphrodite
and she rides a crimson shell,
And you know you cannot leave
her for you touched the distant sands
With tales of brave Ulysses;
how his naked ears were tortured
By the sirens sweetly singing.
I once got a purple nurple from my sister, but I got over it.
Nice!
EDH layin' down some cream.
Who's the lucky girl, EDH?
EDH doesn't have craps he has the Clapton.
"crabs" not "craps"
lol
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