I keep hoping they'll do one of these swing-by's only to reveal a city sitting on the side of one of these things.
Tinfoil: they may have already done so multiple times and keep releasing poor-quality pictures of whatever potato they can find in the nearest breakroom kitchen. That vote in Colorado that denied alien tracking funds was a huge blow to the comet city faction of the tinfoil hat people.
(if this were a discussion at my house, by this time, my wife would have quipped, as she so often does, "are you still talking?")
This may be a Jimmy Carter designed facade of a comet that can be reported to be a warning sent here by AlGoreans that our Global Warming is also creating carbon emissions that coagulate into space junk...that will wipe out life on earth, real soon too. And by the way, the science is settled.
There must certainly be some political content in this amazing photo of a natural wonder. Must look harder...
@Traditionalguy
Would you agree that when someone says that "the science is settled", they should immediately cease to use any funds for further research in the area. Retirement would seem to be the only option.
Triangle Man...In the UN IPPC lingo 'settled " means an international legal term where A multi Trillion Dollar Slush Fund is Settled upon them like a Trust is settled on its Beneficiaries. So yes they are then effectively retired from needing to work again.
In the article, the spokesmen expresses surprise that the comet isn't spherical.
Er, why? Objects almost never are, unless their size and mass are sufficient for gravity to force them into that shape. This object is 1.5km -- much too small for that.
I worked two days as Mr. Peanut on the boardwalk in Wildwood, NJ one summer. Too fuckn' hot, and too much ridicule, for too little money. Clowns feel the same way.
Speaking of clowns, the prof obsessed on Keith Richard's bio. However, I am reading the bio of a real rocker, Jimi Hendrix. Jimi was on tour in a Liverpool pub wearing a puffy pirate shirt and a wild old Brit military jacket, of course sporting his trademark afro. The crusty barkeep wouldn't serve him. Hendrix asked the barkeep if it was because he was black? The barkeep scoffed and said, "Certainly not..go read the sign I just put up on the door." Jimi walked outside and saw the sign, "We don't serve clowns." The circus was in town and the barkeep thought it bad luck to have clowns in his pub.
Found a peanut, found a peanut, Found a peanut just now, Just now I found a peanut, Found a peanut just now.
It was 23 million km from Earth, it was 23 million km from Earth, It was 23 million km from Earth just now, Just now it was 23 million km from Earth, It was 23 million km from Earth just now.
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The first pictures revealed a roughly 1.5km-long, peanut-shaped object with jets of gas streaming from its surface.
How the hell did Joy Behar even manage to launch herself into deep space in the first friggin' place...?!?
I keep hoping they'll do one of these swing-by's only to reveal a city sitting on the side of one of these things.
Tinfoil: they may have already done so multiple times and keep releasing poor-quality pictures of whatever potato they can find in the nearest breakroom kitchen. That vote in Colorado that denied alien tracking funds was a huge blow to the comet city faction of the tinfoil hat people.
(if this were a discussion at my house, by this time, my wife would have quipped, as she so often does, "are you still talking?")
Bet you weren't ready for that.
Space squirrels are ALWAYS ready!
This may be a Jimmy Carter designed facade of a comet that can be reported to be a warning sent here by AlGoreans that our Global Warming is also creating carbon emissions that coagulate into space junk...that will wipe out life on earth, real soon too. And by the way, the science is settled.
Are you sure you know where its at?
There must certainly be some political content in this amazing photo of a natural wonder. Must look harder...
@Traditionalguy
Would you agree that when someone says that "the science is settled", they should immediately cease to use any funds for further research in the area. Retirement would seem to be the only option.
Not ready? What have you been doing all day, if not setting us up for a photo of an elongated object with stuff spraying out one end?
I was ready for it, though I wish it came with a comet beer to wash it down.
Just in case you need sound effects to enhance the story, try this.
Triangle Man...In the UN IPPC lingo 'settled " means an international legal term where A multi Trillion Dollar Slush Fund is Settled upon them like a Trust is settled on its Beneficiaries. So yes they are then effectively retired from needing to work again.
Treasury Secretary Timothy F. Geithner sat down to discuss the U.S. economy — with comedian Jon Stewart
Remember the Comedy Network is where 18-29 watch their "news" and get "edumucated".
Treasury Secretary Timothy F. Geithner sat down to discuss the U.S. economy — with comedian Jon Stewart
Is that what you mean by 'space peanut?'
More space peanuts:
http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/underwire/2009/05/pe19690311.gif
It's a sign that we must name Jimmy Carter the Emperor of the World.
Either him or Mr. Peanut.
As we know, Mr. Peanut will do a better job.
And be a lot less sanctimonious albet more salty.
But then again next to Carter, who isn't?
Sanctimonious that is.
Alex said...
Treasury Secretary Timothy F. Geithner sat down to discuss the U.S. economy — with comedian Jon Stewart
I wanna run away and join the circus, 'cuz there's too many clowns around here.
Jimmy Carter is a shell of his former self.
In the article, the spokesmen expresses surprise that the comet isn't spherical.
Er, why? Objects almost never are, unless their size and mass are sufficient for gravity to force them into that shape. This object is 1.5km -- much too small for that.
It's a sign that we must name Jimmy Carter the Emperor of the World.
Harvey Birdman's sidekick Peanut would make a better president than Carter.
I worked two days as Mr. Peanut on the boardwalk in Wildwood, NJ one summer. Too fuckn' hot, and too much ridicule, for too little money. Clowns feel the same way.
Speaking of clowns, the prof obsessed on Keith Richard's bio. However, I am reading the bio of a real rocker, Jimi Hendrix. Jimi was on tour in a Liverpool pub wearing a puffy pirate shirt and a wild old Brit military jacket, of course sporting his trademark afro. The crusty barkeep wouldn't serve him. Hendrix asked the barkeep if it was because he was black? The barkeep scoffed and said, "Certainly not..go read the sign I just put up on the door." Jimi walked outside and saw the sign, "We don't serve clowns." The circus was in town and the barkeep thought it bad luck to have clowns in his pub.
Harvey Birdman's sidekick Peanut would make a better president than Carter.
"Didja get that thing I sent ya...?"
Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now,
Just now I found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now.
It was 23 million km from Earth,
it was 23 million km from Earth,
It was 23 million km from Earth just now,
Just now it was 23 million km from Earth,
It was 23 million km from Earth just now.
Pogo...You don't do the Twelve Days of Christmas song too, do you? Next thing we know, C-4 will be singing the Horst Wessel song to us.
Like the reference to Steve Miller, UW alumnus.
When scientists start referring to major meteors as "peanuts"? Care to imagine what they might call you?
Thought not! ha ha
Bless these scientists... SPACE cowboys!
Did Titus pinch something in space?
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