Althouse: What's that brown ooze?

June 5, 2010

What's that brown ooze?

And why all the egg cartons?

Wait. This is nicer. Or is it? The evil you don't see is scarier, perhaps. I'm getting a "The Shining" vibe from it.

Maybe this one will make you happier.

14 comments:

KLDAVIS said...: That first link should go here.; 6/5/10, 1:12 PM
Palladian said...: Yes, I was horrified at first to click on a link mentioning "brown ooze" and finding a story about Helen Thomas.; 6/5/10, 1:24 PM
Ann Althouse said...: Ha ha ha.

Sorry to screw up the fun. Or to cause weird new fun. Or not.

Fixed.; 6/5/10, 1:24 PM
Unknown said...: First one looks like a Warsaw garret after the underground rose.; 6/5/10, 2:07 PM
Trooper York said...: If the brown ooze starts coming out of Helen Thomas's twat it will be far worse than the BP Oil spill.

She is pure evil and nothing could grow every again that her stinking fluids might touch.

UNCLEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!; 6/5/10, 2:17 PM
victoria said...: Hey, those look like tranny twins.

Vicki from Pasadena; 6/5/10, 2:18 PM
Unknown said...: "My boy says he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs."; 6/5/10, 2:47 PM
Dust Bunny Queen said...: Why the egg cartons?

What kind of hippie chick were you?

Um....they are going to start tomato plants in the cartons to transplant later into the backyard organic garden...yeah...that's it...TOMATOES.; 6/5/10, 3:04 PM
Bob_R said...: And the brown ooze is ... fertilizer?; 6/5/10, 3:12 PM
Phil 314 said...: Note stain on pants in the first one. Eating eggs has lead to a certain level of unexpected excitement. Naturally afterward he's sleepy. (But the other guy is doing the smoking.); 6/5/10, 3:51 PM
JAL said...: What should happen with these kinds of guys? At their wedding when the minister says "Is there anyone here who knows of any reason why ... yada yada ..."

Someone flashes this picture up in the wall with one of those cool gadgets Insty featured last month.

Would save the girl a lot of grief.; 6/5/10, 4:42 PM
GMay said...: I was going to make a post about that "Shining vibe" being spot on until I read this:

"If the brown ooze starts coming out of Helen Thomas's twat it will be far worse than the BP Oil spill."

You're a sick fuck dude.

Worst. Imagery. Ever.

MUST...BLEACH...BRAIN!!!

I just ate. I hate you.; 6/5/10, 5:53 PM
Largo said...: I get that vibe too. Just waiting for the blood. Looking the photo, I feel that I've always been the caretaker.; 6/6/10, 1:29 AM
Largo said...: BTW, did anyone hear watch Ghostship? I don't go for horror at all, but I watched that. The introduction was stunnimg, with the wire simply cutting everthing and everyone in half the way it did, and everying stood still for a moment before coming apart.

Since I don't watch horror, I don't know if that particular scene was brilliant, or meh, as far as work in that genre goes.; 6/6/10, 1:34 AM