July 30, 2009

"The post title was originally 'Stop Law Porn,' since these mailings are sometimes called 'law porn.'"

"But I changed that, since there's nothing at all titillating about them."

Eugene Volokh has second thoughts.
Posted by Ann Althouse at 7:43 AM
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4 comments:

Leather Daddy said...

Misleading indeed. I hoped to see spankable young male associates.

7/30/09, 9:14 AM
Kirk Parker said...

Why no 'breasts' tag?

7/30/09, 10:07 AM
Bissage said...

[Tobias Fünke, M.D. is looking for work as an actor and has enlisted his daughter to prepare promotional materials to be mailed to casting directors.]

Tobias Fünke: So fill each one of these bags with some glitter, my photo resume, some candy, and a note.

Mae 'Maebe' Fünke: [reading one of the notes] "I know where you live, ha, ha." Casting directors hate this!

Narrator: They really do . . .

[Cut to annoyed casting director opening the mail and spilling glitter all over the place.]

Casting Director: [to assistant] The glitter queen struck again. Never hire Tobias Fünke!

7/30/09, 11:22 AM
traditionalguy said...

They need to go for the flasing lights and moving figures at the edge of web pages. That would really get points when the ranking questionairs come out. a super lady Law Prof. with tight fitting clothing holding up a sign with their Law School's name on it Caryatid style may help too. The U. of Wisconsin has an unfair advantage there.

7/30/09, 4:30 PM

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