Althouse: "Using mind control techniques developed on his home planet, Obama has unleashed an army of seductresses..."

June 25, 2009

"Using mind control techniques developed on his home planet, Obama has unleashed an army of seductresses..."

"... in order to eliminate the men who stand in the way of his reelection in 2012. Based on the timing of the Sanford and Ensign affairs, it appears he launched the offensive before the first primary of 2008. I know this seems like a far-fetched theory, but it will seem a lot more plausible should Huckabee or Pawlenty ever hold the confessional press conference."

32 comments:

traditionalguy said...: The last GOP man standing may be a married woman with a real family. The forces at work to destroy strong men are powerful. But there will be a tested GOP candidate by 2012. She will know what to do with wolves, and its not being seduced by them. You shoot wolves and move on with your mission.; 6/25/09, 9:12 AM
Ron said...: Eliminate all the men in sex scandals, so that Palin is all that's left to nominate, name Sullivan to your PR campaign and let the smears begin!; 6/25/09, 9:17 AM
Once written, twice... said...: PLEASE let it be Palin!; 6/25/09, 9:19 AM
Big Mike said...: Careful what you wish for, L.E.-wish-he-was-Robert.; 6/25/09, 9:25 AM
MadisonMan said...: I see no evidence to suggest that Obama is behind this with his mind-control techniques. It could just was easily be Palin, as she benefits if all the so-called front-runners self-destruct.

Big Mike: Think Lorelei, not Robert.; 6/25/09, 9:29 AM
Once written, twice... said...: PLEASE, PLEEEEEEZE, let it be Palin!; 6/25/09, 9:29 AM
traditionalguy said...: L E Lee... Me thinketh you protest too much. Get ready libs for a new Leader coming to town. I suggest that you drag out Tina Fey and start up the ridicule express early, like right now. Your supreme leader needs you.; 6/25/09, 9:36 AM
Hoosier Daddy said...: PLEASE, PLEEEEEEZE, let it be Palin!

Heh. If Bambi's cap and trade and health care reform bill pass, Trig will be able to win in a landslide.; 6/25/09, 9:37 AM
dbp said...: There is only one thing which will prevent President Obama from getting routed in 2012: The GOP winning back the Congress in 2010.

IMO this is what saved Clinton from sure defeat.

I'm also with Big Mike on the be carefull what you wish for front: It is pretty clear that Palin was chosen at the last minute by McCain. If she runs for President, you can be sure she will know how to pronounce the name of every out-of-the-way kleptocrat.; 6/25/09, 9:57 AM
A.W. said...: Ann

If you want to go the really kooky route (and i am interpreting the post as intentional silliness), then i will point you toward a program the pentagon really explored for... a sex bomb. That is right, you drop the bomb on a group of people and they would suddenly have an uncontrollable urge to have sex with anyone around, men, women, who knows? the idea was to make the jihadists have gay sex to screw with their minds.

Again, i am not making this part up. they really tried to do this. not sure how successful they were, though. but don't you see how this dovetails into all of this?

They came up with the sex bomb and dropped it on ensign and sanford. its not their fault!

(being intentionally silly, of course); 6/25/09, 10:12 AM
Hoosier Daddy said...: That is right, you drop the bomb on a group of people and they would suddenly have an uncontrollable urge to have sex with anyone around, men, women, who knows?.

If you look at the demographics of those places, they seem to be doing a bang up job of it already.

So to speak.; 6/25/09, 10:24 AM
Fred4Pres said...: Ahmadinejad has his own Sanford...McGreevey moment.; 6/25/09, 10:30 AM
Rich B said...: Given that the divorce records of BHO's opponents in the primary and general elections for Senate magically appeared just in time to sink their campaigns, I don't think we need to assume mind control to be a little suspicious.; 6/25/09, 10:33 AM
traditionalguy said...: Mind Control science imported with the German scientists after Germany's defeat is no joke. The power of images and the power of suggestions made into our minds at early ages is very effective. Pres. Obama is using his image and facial demeaanor to activate in Americans their deep need to atone for racial sins of the past. His smile of acceptance closes that deal for the MSM guys, at least. To fight mind control, you just need to think about something else. But the Obama mind control team is keeping his face on TV and magazine covers continuously.; 6/25/09, 10:45 AM
Beth said...: Rather than pile on to the longer thread from which this was taken, and wherein there was a tangential discussion - let me say here, Titus, I'm so sorry about your sweet doggie.; 6/25/09, 11:09 AM
Once written, twice... said...: Traditionalguy wrote
"Me thinketh you protest too much."

OK, you have seen through me. You are right, Gov. Palin has Democrats shaking in our boots.

(trying to surpress giggles)

PLEASE GOD! Let it be Palin!; 6/25/09, 11:21 AM
Once written, twice... said...: Titus,

Also sorry to hear about your dog. Hope your days get quickly better.; 6/25/09, 11:23 AM
Hoosier Daddy said...: PLEASE GOD! Let it be Palin!

She'd be a far cry better than the idiot sitting in there now.; 6/25/09, 11:34 AM
Once written, twice... said...: H-Daddy,
That is why we have elections. I look forward to a Palin/Obama election!; 6/25/09, 12:16 PM
Saint Croix said...: I love Palin, she's awesome. And I find the liberal hate for her inspiring.

Palin-Jindal, 2012; 6/25/09, 12:22 PM
Once written, twice... said...: To be clear-I am a liberal and I LOVE Palin! She will be the perfect Republican candidate in 2012.; 6/25/09, 12:29 PM
Hoosier Daddy said...: H-Daddy,
That is why we have elections. I look forward to a Palin/Obama election!

Me too. We'll need someone to undo the damage that Obamacare and Cap and Trade are going to do to the country.; 6/25/09, 12:40 PM
Cedarford said...: Peter Hoh - "Using mind control techniques developed on his home planet, Obama has unleashed an army of seductresses..."

In an oil-filled bathtub where a naked Obama, Rahm Emanuel, Henry Waxman, and several of Barney Franks male prostitute friends were being eagerly fellated by Chris Matthews, male reporters from the NYTimes......the mood of elation soon turned to disappointment as gorgeous malebot and fembot androids reported back.

Three fembots assigned to Romney handed mission results papers to Waxman, who read them while face-sitting a NYTimes Pultizer winner.

1. The 1st one reported she was converted to Mormonism.
2. The 2nd one that she tried drawing Romney in by trying to listen to him, but fell asleep everytime.
3. The third, an Angela Jolie lookalike, just decided to dispense with conversation and stripped when she found Mitt alone. Making use of her strobe-light flashing nipples to smack Mitt in the face. Mitt got excited and ran from the room saying that his wife Ann had also never seen strobing nipples, he'd be back soon with her and the kids, and "would the fembot want a glass of milk"?

The malebot sent to seduce Palin came back confused, but very happy.

"I tried to engage her on policy issues, but she was incoherent. You didn't program me in the things she cared about," he stomped about as an oil-slicked Matthews, resembling a pale mutant baby walrus, slithered over Barney's boys to get to Emanuel. "She wanted to talk slogans, designer sneakers."

"Why so happy then?"
"Well, noble Dem leaders - I thought the designer sneakers were sort of a hint. I ran out and got some, but Gov Palin was gone when I returned. But I managed to lure Bristol Palin into the bedroom by tying the shoelaces on and trolling her in using the 200 dollar sneakers as bait. 6 hours nonstop! She was smiling like I am now, masters! Hope that helps, Alien Messiah Barack!"

Rahm Emanuel rose in fury, pulling out of Chris Matthews with an audible *Pop*..."No! Bad malebot! Bad! That was just wrong!"; 6/25/09, 12:46 PM
Once written, twice... said...: H-Daddy wrote
"We'll need someone to undo the damage that Obamacare and Cap and Trade are going to do to the country."
After all, George W. Bush did such a great job with the economy he inherited from Bill Clinton. :); 6/25/09, 1:00 PM
Big Mike said...: @L.E.-wishes-he-were-Robert, actually George W. Bush inherited a recession from Clinton. A mild one, but a recession nevertheless.

You could look it up.; 6/25/09, 1:33 PM
Big Mike said...: Actually, L.E.-wishes-he-were-Robert, I'm thinking Jeb Bush. By the time Barack Obama has finished screwing things up I'm suspecting that the electorate will want to have another Bush in the White House.

Remember, you read it here first. ;-); 6/25/09, 1:35 PM
Bushman of the Kohlrabi said...: Big Mike said actually George W. Bush inherited a recession from Clinton

Another often overlooked fact is that the tech stock crash began months before Bush took office. The economic conditions that Bush inherited were far from perfect. Maybe he would have been more popular if he just constantly blamed Clinton for every problem the country faced.; 6/25/09, 1:56 PM
Paddy O said...: Sarah Palin, "I am no man!"; 6/25/09, 3:04 PM
MadisonMan said...: One of my favorite scenes from that trilogy.; 6/25/09, 4:04 PM
RLB_IV said...: A noble woman not unlike Boudica and the one we know from The North.

"She took the field, like the meanest among them, to assert the cause of public liberty, and to seek revenge for her body seamed with ignominious stripes, and her two daughters infamously ravished."
The Annals by Tacitus; 6/25/09, 4:53 PM
Steve said...: It seems to me the GOP is probably behind these scandals being outed. If Ensign or Sanford emerged as party favs for 2012, imagine the uproar during the primaries if these affairs came to light then. The GOP seems to be weeding out the candidates to make sure they have a strong candidate to run against Obama in 2012.; 6/26/09, 8:28 AM
A.W. said...: Cedar

Seriously, leave bristol alone.; 6/26/09, 9:08 AM