"... your wife was some ska-loving, roller-derby, etsy shopgirl who would think it was charming and 'totally us.'"
Oh, but we can see from the picture that she's not, and we don't think this thing can last.
Desperate hope: Maybe that's not the groom...
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Seriously, wtf is with hot girls and the complete doofuses they pick for mates? Can this guy lick his eyebrows or something?
Yes Professor, for those of us who slave away in the gym fighting the Reaper one can only hope that's her third cousin twice removed.
Time for http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/
That guy must have just floated an air biscuit.
Drummer or guitar player?
What if he is a smart, caring, and funny guy and SHE is a nasty slut. You can't tell just from looking people.
It's not the gym that attracts hot women Hoosier Daddy, it's what's inside the cranial vault.
The hottest man alive isn't Hugh Jackman, it's . . . .wait. Maybe it is Hugh Jackman.
It's not the gym that attracts hot women Hoosier Daddy, it's what's inside the cranial vault.
Considering he spelled belligerent wrong on his tattoo, I'd say there isn't much upstairs either.
Nice catch!
I see a woman in a white dress sitting next to a guy in a tuxedo t-shirt, at a sit-down meal, in what appears to be a reception hall type setting.
Let's assume she's the bride--that's probably a safe assumption. Why do you assume that he's the groom? The bride and groom will often pose with other people for wedding photos.
I'll bet this is just one of the groom's friends (maybe a groomsman, maybe not) who changed into a tuxedo t-shirt for the reception.
Look at their body language. She is leaning into him for the photo. He is not leaning towards her. Guys don't lean on women who are married to other guys. Married couples smush themselves together.
I'll bet he's not the groom. He's just a fun-loving friend of the groom.
Did anyone else look at the draped lacy material right next to the electrical outlet? And is that their parents' basement?
That's her cousin, the family beer bong champion. She likes having all her family around at her wedding.
Those weird wrought iron things spell hall decoration to me. The venue is either a K of C or VFW hall.
Nice catch!.
I have a few tattoos myself and if you're going to get inked, you really should go through the effort of making sure stuff is spelled right. They haven't come up with a flesh colored
whiteout ;-)
And is that their parents' basement?
I would guess Church basement or KofC hall.
"Hoosier Daddy said...
Seriously, wtf is with hot girls and the complete doofuses they pick for mates?"
I for one am not complaining. The more hot girls that go for doofuses, the better chance I end up having.
:)
I for one am not complaining. The more hot girls that go for doofuses, the better chance I end up having..
Just make sure you get your tattoo spelled right. ;-)
I once saw a wedding picture in the weddings section of the paper; Bride in white and a veil, groom in a tux...
with a beer in one hand, a cigarette in the other and a cowboy hat.
I can only hope it was an April Fools joke.
He's clean shaven, decent haircut. Put some sleeves on him and he could probably snag one of Obama's 75K government jobs.
He does appear clean but maybe he is after all a wallower, given to grunting, snorting,grimacing, droolilng while in rut - the tats may be suggestive of that, not sure right at present...
That belongs at Hot Chicks with Douchebags (.com), an occasional pleasure of mine, right up there with Cute Overload and LOL Cats.
Hot Chicks with Douchebags .
Thanks Beth. The way my day has been I needed a laugh.
That would be a cool band name too. ;-)
The way my day has been I needed a laugh.
You're welcome, Daddy-o. That's exactly what I use it for, bad days.
Am I getting old? I must be. These chicks are hot? Seriously?
Yes, those chicks are hot. Hot is not the same as beautiful or even pretty -- if you have blond hair, tanned skin, white teeth, and a trim figure you too can be hot.
Snore.
Do you think his family is rich, and she wants the family more than him? Again, maybe he is a funny guy and has great talents we cannot see. Could be any number of reasons to hook up. He is at least picking out one eligible woman and doing a Straight-up marriage with her.
Hi Everyone. How are you? I hope super great.
I am super thanks for asking.
Let's work. Let's do it. Let's take this evening by storm.
I am ready and I am excited and I am here with all off you, loving life and wanting happiness for all.
Thank you so much.
Did anyone tell you that you are special today? Well you are, you know that don't you?
all of you not all OFF you
He doesn't look like her groom to me. Looks like a friend she happened to have a photo with. She is hot, he is not.
I would guess Church basement or KofC hall.See, this immediately made sense to me. Obviously some sort of Wisconsin thing.
Titus... Thanks for the great entertainment. You really are special.
Titus,
Did you get the name from the Fox sitcom starring Christopher Titus?
I always picture him when I see your comments...
What does "etsy" mean?
Paddy-O: yeah, I get the musician vibe from that guy hard core. I bet he delivers pizzas.
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