I was born July 2009. I'm an Obama baby!
IN THE COMMENTS: Gabe said:
My middle son coined a term that seems apt: Barackabyebaby.
Wow! What superior slang! (I corrected the spelling a little.)
To live freely in writing...
I was born July 2009. I'm an Obama baby!
My middle son coined a term that seems apt: Barackabyebaby.
36 comments:
Good grief.
Great. Now we will have to endure an entire generation of MSM labels proclaiming them as Generation O'ers.
Was his name Damien?
ObamAbortion
A child conceived and aborted after Obama was proclaimed President by way of illconsidered celebratory sex, or any baby(ies) deliberately not brought to term or even accidentally brought to term and then terminated under Barack Obama's term(s).
I didn't think I deserved to be punished for my mistake at the Obama victory rally. So I had an ObamAbortion!
Please, please, please, tell me his mother's name was not Rosemary?
Thank you, Meade. Yeah. A bit of the "ick" factor attaches here, coming from the party of death, sorry.
But if President elect Obama inspires more babies to be born and not destroyed in the womb, I'll definitely be celebrating them.
And now come the intial effects of the Obama tax plan. Large numbers of new children. This would seem to be at odds with his desire to reduce the country's carbon footprint. Maybe that's why he's so intent on shutting down the coal industry...
I should be jealous, I'm a Carter baby. I was born because my parents were too broke to afford condoms...
My middle son coined a term that seems apt: Barrackabyebaby.
I have strong reasons to support a discrediting of the assertion about July 2009.
Barrackabyebaby
Those would be the aforementioned abortions, presumably.
I'm getting an Obama vasectomy. I can't afford his tax hikes and another kid.
LOL. Wingnuts.
Ann writes a brief, amusing post that mentions the words "Obama" and "baby," and the lunatics of the republican party come out to say Obama kills babies.
And to think this crazed faction got 46% of the popular vote, and almost won the presidency.
*shudder*
But ought we really celebrate a *punishment*?
I can't afford his tax hikes and another kid.
Have enough kids and he'll cut you a check.
I see Verso's suffering from hallucinations again. That must have been a rough victory party last night. :)
McCain said he was going to boost the child deduction.
Then you'd be seeing some babies, I 'spect.
Uncertainty will probably lead to fewer births.
Meade, wouldn't it be a A-Biden-ion as well?
Wherein Verso demonstrates that he is a complete tool unable to read at a basic level. It must suck to go through the a world so incomprehensible.
"Now we will have to endure an entire generation of MSM labels proclaiming them as Generation O'ers"
My daughter's graduating class in '00called themselves the class of zeroes. Pretty funny I thought.
This cult of Obama will become tiresome pretty soon. Hopefully, people will come to their senses. The man isn't a God, he isn't the Messiah for crap's sake. He is a politician and a Chicago politician at that........hmmmmmm......maybe we should re-think that Anti Christ rumour. (KIDDING!!!!)
Obama babies? No doubt their proud parents will be seen carrying portraits of the Leader in the upcoming mass stadium rallies.
Barrackabyebaby
Those would be the aforementioned abortions, presumably.
Rev, you again are the commenter of the day!
LOL!!!!!
Gross. I mean, really? Who has sex because their political candidate won? I can't imagine much more of a hard-on killer than thoughts of Washington D.C.
So I wonder when the first white couple from Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts will name their newborn Barack Hussein? Barack Hussein Siegel. And if it's a girl, Baracka.
So I guess this makes me a Ford baby. Nothing induces a man and a woman to furiously, passionately fuck like thoughts of Gerald Ford.
"This cult of Obama will become tiresome pretty soon."
Pretty soon? How about like 1.5 years ago?
Gross. I mean, really? Who has sex because their political candidate won?
I don't understand the question. Are you implying that there's such a thing as a BAD reason to have sex?
Rev -- Mercy fuck comes to mind. It's only going to cause a boatload of problems later. Or, something like an inability to keep away from little boys.
But, yes, your general sentiment is correct.
"Let's have sex because Barack won!" is right up there with "I can't wear a condom, I'm allergic to latex" as a raison du pantydropper if you ask me!
If the now-PrezElect eventually has to do remakes of Hammer House of Horror movies, will he star in
Scream, Barackula, Scream! and Barackula has risen from the grave!? And will McCain be Van Helsing?
Consolation sex would have been a decent idea.
That's it. My fiancee and I will have to wait until 2012 before we start to have kids. I refuse to have an "Obama Baby."
"Consolation sex would have been a decent idea"
What goes on in McCain's thang? McCaaain's thaaang!
I was at Grant Park last night for the speech because I live around there. Figured it would be silly not to go have a look at a rare event just a couple of blocks away.
The crowd was very young and very silly and often pretty intoxicated. Something about celebrating an election like it's the Super Bowl seems off to me -- waving your arms and screaming "Woo!" It's just not that kind of an occasion in my book.
Point being, there were a lot of happy, drunk, young women in that crowd. And at the risk of egregious stereotyping, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the Obama crowd is not a chaste crowd. For anyone, even a McCain voter looking for a pick-me-up (or pickup), the words that came to mind were "fish" and "barrel".
What goes on in McCain's thang? McCaaain's thaaang
Umm...Ok. All thoughts of sex are gone now, thanks! LOL.
Make. it. stop.
Please I'm begging you. Enough with the Obama kvelling already!
'Just stare at the ceiling ,Baby, and think of Barack'.
Obama Baby -1. A baby conceived and aborted for stem cell research. 2. an aborted baby that happens to live until the third term but is thrown in a closet to die helpless and alone because barack obama does not want it brought into the world even though it survived the abortion procedure. (3) baby born from celebratory sex after an obama victory and considered a punishment by obama: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNbaig-D5pk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR1RD2-fabA
(would allow abortions up to nine months)
http://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=IrhWq4nXtdk (23 min)
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