October 5, 2008

Vlog prep.

I've recorded the vlog -- promised here -- and it will take a little while to upload, but please use the time to study this relevant photograph:



Meade said...

Ruth Anne rules!

The girl has, you know... fruits.

Alex said...

Those nut-things need laser hair removal fast.

Chennaul said...

Oh damn a vlog!!!!!

But you know-this is why you don't promise three year olds anything......

They'll nag the *ump* outta you.

cardeblu said...

I know they aren't this, but I was immediately reminded of such:

Now when you pick a pawpaw
Or a prickly pear
And you prick a raw paw
Next time beware
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear
Try to use the claw
But you don't need to use the claw
When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw
Have I given you a clue ?

The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!

(Disney's Jungle Book--Baloo)

ricpic said...


Kensington said...

It takes a lot of balls to post a picture like that.

Wince said...

Dr. Evil: At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

Therapist: You know, we have to stop.

blake said...

Looks so...familiar....

Chip Ahoy said...

Now I ask you, what would be the point of a plant evolving seed pods like that? Do they expect them to float away? Roll downhill? Protection from being eaten like a puffer fish? Wouldn't being eaten be a good thing for a seed, like birds-eye chile seeds? Are they like Mars lander tumble seed pods? What?

Maybe they're not filled with air but with juicy goodness that invites bats or something.

Maybe they're attempting to be a house for insects and have their seeds carried off and scattered.

Shock value. That's what it is. I'm convinced, some plants intend solely to startle.

John Burgess said...

Gooseberries are ferocious.

Gretchen said...

I saw those in August at Olbrich. They were just pale green all over. I much prefer the touch of red for the fall.

chuck b. said...

I love hairy balls.

Ruth Anne Adams said...

Pete Schwetty's balls.


You have some beautiful balls.

They're a little bigger than I expected.

Ernesto Ariel Suárez said...

I prefer mine at least trimmed, thank you.

George M. Spencer said...

God gives us the nuts, but he does not crack them.

-German proverb

bearbee said...

Coincident that while you are observing the hairy balls a guy happens to walk by and asks what they are called?

I think not.

AllenS said...

What bearbee said.

By the way, I love it when you talk dirty to us.