But he left me naked shorts, the best metaphor known to gnomes of Zurich since the snake in the tunnel.
Just a William Safire sentence I like.
What do you look like in naked shorts? It's the koan of the day.
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What do you look like in naked shorts? It's the koan of the day.
Like the sight of one penis flapping?
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It's a form of insurance. When it looks like your credit insurance company is going to fail, you short the credit insurance company as a hedge.
What do you look like in naked shorts?
Depends on whether or not the S.E.C. demands disclosures and cracks down.
An idea to which I take a cotton, panels of expert boxers agree, issuing briefs the economy could prove to be sufficiently elastic to take off leaving skid marks.
Are naked shorts something like skinny jeans?
From the South Park episode "D Yikes," the spoof of the movie "300" where Persians take over Mrs. Garrison's new favorite lesbian bar.
Mrs. Garrison: Oh, that's too bad, dude. Maybe if you boys could keep your penises in your pants once in a while you'd get more done!
Butters: But Teacher, my penis never slips out of my pants. Eh-except sometimes when I'm wearin' pajamas.
I love Butters, he's every kid at one point.
D-Yikes espisode link below, first scene, first minute.
D-Yikes
I'm not sure what it is but it sounds more comfortable than fanny floss.
Does it have anything to do with midgets going commando?
All I know is you can't get butter out of a dog's mouth.
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