August 28, 2005

"Cleavage, erotic as it is, does not occur in nature."

In case you didn't read the NYT Style Magazine, here's a link to the article about the hot topic: cleavage — and its dependence on undergarments:
Although brassieres first appeared in the United States around 1904 (the word itself first appeared in Vogue in 1907), it seems the impulse to improve on nature's deficiencies goes all the way back to the Greek goddess Hera. According to Teresa Riordan in her excellent account ''Inventing Beauty,'' Hera wore an early version of a push-up bra, described in the ''Iliad'' as festooned with ''brooches of gold'' and ''a hundred tassels,'' the better to divert Zeus from the Trojan War. With the development of Vulcanized rubber in the 1840's, the idea of pneumatically improved breasts came into being, but they were scoffed at as ''ridiculous contrivances'' by no less a connoisseur than Lola Montez in her ''Arts of Beauty, or Secrets of a Lady's Toilet.'' Inevitably, corsets and the like impeded access to the very delights they served to highlight, leading at least one redblooded male to make witty protest. ''Please leave off that breastplate,'' James Joyce wrote to his future wife, Nora Barnacle, during their courtship. ''I do not like embracing a letterbox.''

5 comments:

amba said...

D'you remember Desmond Morris's theory in The Naked Ape that cleavage was supposed to provoke in the male an archaic memory of a presenting backside when we used to mate the way other primates do, from behind? Morris was trying to figure out why human females had pillowy breasts, when just a nipple is enough for lactation.

Ann Althouse said...

Amba: I'd forgotten that one. He was making the classic mistake of picturing the naked body in the shape that clothing puts them in. (Much discussed in "Seeing Through Clothes," by Anne Hollander.) Morris has a new book out, by the way: "The Naked Woman." He seems like a bit of a fool. Re big breasts: how did he account for cows?

goesh said...

- udderly amazing this fascination with breasts, all this compulsive, mandatory groping and pawing and slobbering around- the nape of the neck and the small of the back, now that is anatomy worthy of exploration

ploopusgirl said...

Udderly fascinating, indeed, Goesh.

amba said...

Amazing focus, that Desmond Morris. Still interested in the same thing after all these years.