"Chihuahau-walking" doesn't mean Cole walks like a chihuahua. It means he takes a chihuahua dog for walks.
December 6, 2025
"He’s almost autistic-like because he doesn’t understand a lot of stuff. He’s not a terrorist. He’s very naïve. He would not hurt a fly. He’s just not that kind of person."
Said Brian Cole Jr.’s grandmother Loretta, quoted in "How Chihuahua-walking, ‘autistic-like’ pipe-bomb suspect Brian Cole Jr. stumped Biden’s FBI for years" (NY Post).
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Dindu Nuffin.
Well, if his grandmother says he wouldn't hurt a fly, that settles it.
What a complete load of bullsh*t. The FBI, even in its current incarnation under this administration, cannot stand to be embarrassed by its own self-evident incompetence. After all, many of the staffers there are lifers.
They had pictures of this dude's car, complete with license plate ! They had cell phone pings that track his movements 'on the night of'. Gimme a break and take the 'L' - just admit it, you all were in the tank for 'muh coup', and devoting all of your resources to arresting grandmas for staying within the velvet ropes.
The FBI continues to disgrace itself, even with the occasional success.
A Whitmer-conspiracy stooge with Democratic benefits? There are precedents.
"He would not hurt a fly."
A fly? No. But striking a blow against Hitler, that's different. He's just being a good citizen.
Urkel as terrorist.
Jaq said...
Well, if his grandmother says he wouldn't hurt a fly, that settles it.
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Neither would Tony Perkins, in "Psycho". Said so himself!
Argyll from die hard
It is fun to watch the same people that wanted J6 protestors thrown in jail without trials defend this guy.
Is ben crump his atty for this
If you wait for 30 minutes they will claim he is really a Trump supporter though.
narciso said...
Is ben crump his atty for this
Crump's friend Bondi is probably going to get this guy off.
She is either a retard or on the other side.
Didn't he admit to planting the bombs? Even if he didn't "intend" for anyone to get hurt, it seems he must have intended to cause a panic. He can explain to a jury about how he didn't do it to harm people.
If my adult children were so naive that they didn't realize bombs could hurt people, you would believe me when I told you that because I would have, or have tried to get, a conservatorship over them because someone that naive cannot handle their own affairs.
They clearly werent looking for
Just the great maga defendant!
Who would you trust who can be confirmed with 51 votes
As a parent living with an adult son in your home, would you have recognized the clothing, the shoes, the gait?
serious question:
in the history (or recent history) of the world..
How Many Grandmothers (or mothers) said:
"..He would not hurt a fly. He’s just not that kind of person."
about their mass murdering grandson (or son)?
Does it approach 100%? or Only 90%?
Urkel as terrorist.
Did I do that?
"He would not hurt a fly..." Said Brian Cole Jr.’s grandmother Loretta.
Oddly, that's what Norman Bates said about his "mother."
"Why, she wouldn't harm a fly."
"..he didn't "intend" for anyone to get hurt.."
to be fair, the FBI (and the CIA (AND Their bosses at the DNC) TOLD him, that there was NEVER Any intention of having ANYONE hurt, they just wanted an excuse to declare marshal law
"Chihuahau-walking" doesn't mean Cole walks like a chihuahua. It means he takes a chihuahua dog for walks.
Are you sure about that?
Dindu Nuffin III, Esquire
The Chihuahuahua King
Remember that pakistani kid that brought the timebomb to class
Just a misunderstanding
---- "No one did anything to solve this,” declared Attorney General Pam Bondi
That much is true. Sure stumped Chris Wray. The brilliant deceptions of a 30-y-o whose family says he is more like a 16-y-o. How'd he do that? With a little help?
It's not a bomb, it's a sandwich. Jump!
Men in shorts alert!
One longtime neighbor also told The New York Post: 'We would always just comment, "Like, how is he in shorts?"
'It’s 20 degrees out in his red Crocs, walking his dog all winter long. We all knew him as the guy that walked the Chihuahua.'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15356489/Strange-habits-DC-pipe-bomb-suspect.html
What was this alleged Chihuahua's name? What did he know and when did he know it?
His family is in the bail bonds business. Like the folks in Sneaky Pete? Nobody would ever have crossed the line in that crowd, that business. How would they even come across any shady types to give them the idea?
"He would not hurt a fly"
The fly is not reasoning well just now. A man buzzes at its ears. This is enough to render it incapable of good advice. If I would have it find truth, I should chase away this animal which holds its reason in check and disquiets that intelligence which governs kingdoms.
Lautreamont
According to the FBI's affidavit, this guy bought some of the bomb components in 2019. That was well before the election and before George Floyd.
So he was like a ticking bomb...
The aspie types with the bomby pipes say
Way oh way oh, way ay ay ah oh
Walk like a chihuahua….CC, JSM
There goes Raid's Pipe Bomb Fly Control ad campaign. Thanks grandma.
Putting the supposedly live but unexploded bombs at both party headquarters demonstrates a strategy. He was not taking revenge on an enemy, he was contributing to a plan to accomplish a goal.
Bow-wow
Chi-hua-hua-hua-hua-hua
Dog, bad dog, bad dog, best dog
Bow-wow-wow-wow-wow
Chi-hua-hua-hua-hua-hua
—— Bow Wow Wow
If gait pattern matching is to be believed, he walks like a girl.
Then there was the teen egyptian terrorist who shot a medic canadian national who spent some time in gitmo and trudeau welcomed him like justin bieber
Yeah thats a tecnique like stenography that has yet to born out
...but smart enough to make bombs.
My autistic Nephew - who is actually autistic - could not make a bomb.
Hitler's grandmother loved her grandson. News at 11.
Aggie 2:34 - THAT.
The Hack-D Soviet-Democratic Media are spinning this so hard.
Super Fraud(D) Jake Tapper said the guy is white.
Does he have to be true-billed by a D.C. grand jury? 50/50 he walks.
I genuinely want to feel sorry for this guy and his family, but he is charged with planting bombs. Perhaps a little more supervision was in order.
Ok, so another autistic spectrum young adult male bamboozled. Another FBI patsy.
He is young and black - and his gammy loves him. Ladle the latest leftist BS "Victim-Autism" and you've got yourself someone who will spend zero time in jail.
Bondi won't have anything to do with it. Judge and jury will make it happen.
We've probably already paid for his autism treatments at one of those Somali-run no-show Medicaid autism clinics we're funding in Minnesota. It's a win-win-win for Brian Cole, Granny Loretta, and Ilhan Omar. Not guilty!
Rocco said...
If gait pattern matching is to be believed, he walks like a girl.
More likely that more than 1 person was messing with these bombs.
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