If a man wanted to mythologically pee from Camp Pendleton, across I-5, into the Pacific Ocean, how far would he need to project his urine stream?

I'm reading "I-5 may be shut down due to concerns over live-fire military event at Camp Pendleton" (L.A. Times).

Gov. Gavin Newsom’s office is weighing whether to close parts of Interstate 5 beginning Friday amid concerns over what it says is a White House-directed plan to use live ordnance "during a military anniversary celebration off Camp Pendleton’s coast in San Diego County — where Navy ships are expected to fire over the freeway onto the base. Newsom’s office has received, but not confirmed, reports that live ordnance will be fired from offshore vessels during the event commemorating the Marine Corps’ 250th anniversary. The event is titled "Sea to Shore — A Review of Amphibious Strength" and will feature Vice President JD Vance.... The military show of force coincides with No Kings rallies and marches across the state on Saturday.... The Times could not confirm whether live ordnance will be fired over the freeway....

Oh, great. The 2 men who are their party's presumptive nominee for President next time around are in a monumental pissing contest. Sea to Shore — A Review of Amphibious Strength indeed.

Calculations from Grok:

Physics of Projection: In reality, a human urine stream is limited by physiology and physics. Studies and anecdotal records (e.g., from urology or informal "contests") suggest a typical male urine stream might reach 1–2 meters (3–6 feet) horizontally under optimal conditions (e.g., high bladder pressure, no wind). A "mythological" stream implies superhuman ability, so we’ll ignore real-world limits but use the distance as the target.

Required Distance: To cross 2 miles (3,200 meters), the stream would need to be propelled with extraordinary force, akin to a fire hose or a superhero’s ability. For context:

• A fire hose can project water 50–100 feet (15–30 meters) horizontally.
• To reach 3,200 meters, the stream would need to be sustained with a velocity far exceeding any human capability, likely requiring a launch speed of hundreds of meters per second, factoring in air resistance and gravity (assuming a flat trajectory for simplicity).

Trajectory Consideration: If the stream is launched at an angle (e.g., 45 degrees for maximum range in a vacuum), the required initial velocity can be estimated using projectile motion:

• Range formula: 
  R = \frac{v^2 \sin(2\theta)}{g}
  , where 
  R = 3,200 \, \text{m}
  , 
  g = 9.8 \, \text{m/s}^2
  , and 
  \theta = 45^\circ
   (so 
  \sin(2\theta) = 1
  ).
• Solving: 
  3,200 = \frac{v^2}{9.8}
  , so 
  v^2 = 3,200 \times 9.8 = 31,360
  , and 
  v \approx 177 \, \text{m/s}
   (about 400 mph).
• This is absurdly fast—comparable to a bullet—highlighting the mythological nature of the feat.

What if it were a male *frog*? They are talking about "Sea to Shore... Amphibious Strength." Would the calculation be different?

Unlike a frog, AI promptly responds to direction: "Let’s dive into this whimsical challenge.... "