March 17, 2024

"I did everything by the book the whole time. They changed the rules, and I should be grandfathered in. I shouldn’t have to abide by them."

Said Tony Cavallaro, quoted in "Authorities Seize Alligator Being Held Illegally in Home Near Buffalo/The alligator, Albert Edward, had been with his owner for 34 years" (NYT).
He was 11 feet long, 750 pounds heavy and 34 years old, and until this week, he lived in a pool house attached to his owner’s home in Hamburg, N.Y., about 13 miles south of Buffalo.

The [New York State Department of Environmental Conservation] said that Albert’s owner, Tony Cavallaro, had a license for the alligator, but it expired in 2021. In an interview, Mr. Cavallaro, 64, said that while visitors to his home did sometimes take pictures with Albert, they never swam with him or rode him. Instead, they would briefly get in the water for a quick photo with the animal, often when he was sleeping, Mr. Cavallaro said.

Cavallaro bought Albert as a newborn and believes "the poor thing loves me."

I'm interested in the law here, the always enticing notion that the law doesn't apply to you. Cavallaro also seems to believe that the law of nature — the dangerousness of alligators — does not apply to Albert.

But what's missing from this article is any mention of the comic strip that was once central to our culture: Pogo. There's an alligator named Albert, and you don't cite Pogo?

ADDED: The Wikipedia article linked above describes Albert Alligator as "An exuberant, dimwitted, irascible, and egotistical alligator."

Albert is often the comic foil for Pogo, the rival of Beauregard and Barnstable, or the fall guy for Howland and Churchy. The cigar-chomping Albert is as extroverted and garrulous as Pogo is modest and unassuming, and their many sequences together tend to underscore their balanced, contrasting chemistry—like a seasoned comedy team. Albert's creation actually preceded Pogo's, and his brash, bombastic personality sometimes seems in danger of taking over the strip, as he once dominated the comic books. Having an alligator's voracious appetite, Albert often eats things indiscriminately, and is accused on more than one occasion of having eaten another character. Albert is the troop leader of Camp Siberia, the local den of the "Cheerful Charlies" (Kelly's version of the Boy Scouts), whose motto is "Cheerful to the Death!" Even though Albert has been known to take advantage of Pogo's generosity, he is ferociously loyal to Pogo and can, in quieter moments, be found scrubbing him in the tub or cutting his hair. Like all Kelly's characters, Albert looks great in costume. This sometimes leads to a classic Albert line (while admiring himself in a mirror): "Funny how a good-lookin' fella look handsome in anything he throw on!"

That makes me remember that when I was a kid, just beginning to read the funny pages, I thought the alligator was clearly the main character and assumed he was Pogo. I was unsettled to learn that Pogo was the opossum,  and it took me a while to adjust.

There are many instances of assuming a character is the title character and realizing somewhere along the line that the main character is someone else. The most obvious example is Frankenstein. Help me think of some others. We were just watching "Freddy Got Fingered" — featured this month on the Criterion Channel's "Razzie" collection — and the main character, played by Tom Green, is not Freddy.

41 comments:

tim maguire said...

Cavallaro also seems to believe that the law of nature — the dangerousness of alligators — does not apply to Albert.

He lets people get in the water with the alligator because the alligator loves him. Sure, nobody’s been eaten yet, but that’s no reason to keep tempting fate.

Heartless Aztec said...

Around my parts - St Johns river and Lake George - we have a saying, a fed gator is a dead gator. As far as legally keeping one, it's a free country...oh wait. I'm mistaken.

Truthavenger said...

"Having lost sight of our objectives, we redoubled our efforts." Pogo

rehajm said...

I dunno, it seems like in a more civilized time something could have been worked out but keeping them is stupid IMO. We call all our neighborhood gators Wally- I don’t remember Pogo. It’s the start of mating season so we get the male gator bellowing every day. The big one on our lagoon has a date already. He must be a catch. As golf course hazards go grizzly bears are the worst and the alligators are fine. When you live around them all the time you recognize they aren’t really all that interested in humans unless you’re feeding them, then they are only interested in what you toss to them. Don’t ever feed them. Some of my cracker neighbors say when they were kids the swimming holes had gators and all the kids would stand on top of them in the water.

…they REALLY want to eat your dog, however. That’s why the ladies walking the dog and staring at their phone end up in the water with them. College educated white women lose their minds over alligators. One of my neighbors got to keep the ten percent down on a house sale because the lady made her husband cancel the deal when she learned there were alligators in the community. College educated white women don’t do their homework…

Bob Boyd said...

What do you want to bet they euthanize the alligator?

Mr. Forward said...

How do you tell an alligator from a crocodile?

An alligator is later. A crocodile is after a while.

Bob Boyd said...

The headline makes it sound like a hostage situation.

Bob Boyd said...

Why does he need a special fence if the alligator lives inside a pool house?

Curious George said...

"But what's missing from this article is any mention of the comic strip that was once central to our culture: Pogo."

No. That would be Peanuts.

tcrosse said...

And people who own pit bulls will swear what a sweet and gentle pooch it is.

Bob Boyd said...

They're tearing down the fences at the border while insisting on a fence around Albert. Meanwhile young, hungry crocodiles from God knows where are probably pouring over the border illegally and just being released into the country with no license whatsoever. God knows what kind of fences those man-eating, foreign reptiles aren't surrounded by.

Jess said...

The permit expired in 2021, which means the county isn't receiving money for the alligator. Otherwise, everything was fine until that point.

Bob Boyd said...

What did it cost the State to go get that alligator? And now the State has to pay to keep it and provide for it.
They could have come to an agreement. Maybe they should have waived the license fee and granted a waiver on the fence since it's an indoor alligator. In exchange, the owner could have agreed not to let people close to the gator anymore.

Temujin said...

I look for our gators in the retaining ponds around our neighborhood on a daily basis. We have them all around the state. They're as ubiquitous here in Florida as palm trees. But we don't keep them as pets.

Still, my biggest question is how do you keep a gator in a pool in Buffalo, NY? It gets...how you say?...freezing as hell up there. I'm assuming a heated pool?

Anyway, I love stupid humans who think animals are there for their photo albums. It's all good times until you end up in their mouth.

Bob Boyd said...

Seems like they're punishing Albert most.
He is, by all accounts, a very sensitive reptile and a beautiful soul who loved listening to Bob Dylan music piped into the pool house. Who knows? Maybe he was a lawyer in a previous life.
The point is, he's not a lawyer now, so he should be treated well.

Mark said...

Up next, Alligator steaks and some really nice boots.

285exp said...

We have met the enemy and he is us.

gilbar said...

so what will the Authorities DO with the animal they seized? I'm assuming they'll terminate?

what usually happens: someone will be keeping wild animals without "certification" and the cops will:
a) charge the person with "animal endangerment"
b) seize the animals
c) terminate the animals

The authorities do this, to generate RESPECT for AUTHORITY

gilbar said...

lady made her husband cancel the deal when she learned there were alligators in the community.

my florida cousins "jokingly" say:
"How can you tell if water in florida has alligators in it? It's wet"

Wince said...

I would pay to view a live cam of the faces of Althouse and Meade while watching Freddy Got Fingered.

https://collider.com/10-times-the-character-in-a-films-title-wasnt-the-main-character/

https://screenrant.com/movies-title-character-not-protagonist/

Bill R said...

" ...who would get in the water for a quick photo with the animal, often when he was sleeping, Mr. Cavallaro said."


When WHO was sleeping, the alligator or Mr. Cavallaro?

Ann Althouse said...

"Maybe he was a lawyer in a previous life."

A litigator.

Ann Althouse said...

"https://collider.com/10-times-the-character-in-a-films-title-wasnt-the-main-character/"

Most items on that list are boring, but "Dr. Strangelove" is a great entry for my list.

~ Gordon Pasha said...

I worked on the litigation relating to Moe the Chimp. Unless they euthanize the animal it would be better to leave it where it is.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._James_Davis_chimpanzee_attack

Quaestor said...

Althouse writes, "I was unsettled to learn that Pogo was the opossum, and it took me a while to adjust."

Inadvisable. Opossums don't live long. Past two years they're on the way out. Taking a while to adjust is unfair to a generally inoffensive critter with 50 sharp teeth but extreme reluctance to bite, unlike alligators. The longes-lived American alligator was hatched in 1937 and lived 86 years. One can take a while to adjust and the gator will hardly notice.

Quaestor said...

Althouse writes, "I was unsettled to learn that Pogo was the opossum, and it took me a while to adjust."

Inadvisable. Opossums don't live long. Past two years they're on the way out. Taking a while to adjust is unfair to a generally inoffensive critter with 50 sharp teeth but extreme reluctance to bite, unlike alligators. The longes-lived American alligator was hatched in 1937 and lived 86 years. One can take a while to adjust and the gator will hardly notice.

Kevin said...

A litigator

LOL!

mezzrow said...

Poor Albert. Trapped in a world he never made.

Maybe the folks over at Florida Law need some pro bono points. I'm forwarding this to some of them now.

Rescue Me

Aggie said...

If the alligator was living in a covered pool house in a private residence, then.... who squealed out the alligator?

..."the New York State Department of Environmental Conservation removed Albert from his home on Wednesday after it determined that he was being kept there illegally". The most important part of the story is left out - it's a gator story, with a rat in it.

Bob Boyd said...

“ A litigator.”

HAHAHAHA!
Perfect.

Bob Boyd said...

“ A litigator.”

HAHAHAHA!
Perfect.

JAORE said...

Siegfried and Roy... All was well until...

Lots of gators in the water along my local golf course. Not that I'd swim with them. But the cottonmouth I saw on the tee box last year was more concerning.

Even that was uneventful. I exited the cart on the right instead of left. The snake didn't laugh at my slice. We both went on our way.

Also, "litigator" was funny.

Joe Smith said...

He will cry crocodile tears if Albert is taken away...

Howard said...

This sounds like a potential Bastille moment

Wilbur said...

My favorite cartoon was Herman. No one in the strip, a one-panel daily, was named Herman.

mikee said...

TIL Pogo was a possum. That explains SO MUCH.

gspencer said...

There are lots and lots of nice dogs. Sometimes, not often, you find a nice cat. But you never, ever find a nice crocodilian (of which alligators are a part).

RCOCEAN II said...

Laura should be called "Waldo Lyedecker", because he's the real star of the movie.

MadisonMan said...

Pogo stopped its run 50 years ago.

khematite said...

The Thin Man is not Nick Charles.

NKP said...

Dr. Strangelove not the main character in the movie? Was Peter Sellers even the main actor (all three of him)?

Not sure there was a main character or actor. The movie was a meeting of realities and absurdities pulled-off brilliantly by an ensemble of very talented actors directed by a genius.

An aside: My work once included being the spokesman for military space programs and activities. In that role, I agreed to be interviewed by a PhD candidate at one of the local universities (LA). Her interest was keeping military operations out of space.

I won't say she was hostile but she was knowlegeable and combative in conversation. Before either of us had a chance to say Fuck you though, some boy/girl frission joined-in as a moderator.

There was a part two and a part three. Discussions were frank and wide-ranging. Her understanding grew but she remained unwilling to be influenced. She wasn't about to actually trust me.

As we shook hands and thanked one another, when all was said and done, she said, "Can I ask you just one more thing?" The question was, "What did you think of the movie, Dr. Strangelove". My reply caused her to sit back down - and there went the rest of the afternoon.

About a year later, a fat envelope arrived at my desk. Inside was a copy of a dissertation. No letter, not even a note. There was a dedication of the work - to me.

Ships passing in the night.