May 31, 2022

"She remains her husband’s fiercest defender—something voters glimpsed in March 2020 when she was likened to a linebacker for tackling a protester who rushed him onstage...."

"'I try to be a support for Joe, because I don’t know how many people are saying to him, "That was great. That was brilliant." I try to be that person for him,' she says. 'Some days, I see Joe and I’m just like, "I don’t know how you’re doing it." It’s the pandemic and then it’s the war and then it’s the economy and then it’s the gas prices. You feel like you’re being slammed.' Which is not to say that she holds back when he frustrates her. The president does not get a pass. During the Obama years, they took to hashing out their occasional spats over text to avoid fighting in front of the Secret Service. (They christened it 'fexting.') Not so long ago, she tapped out a message to him in a fit of pique. 'Joe said, "You realize that’s going to go down in history. There will be a record of that."' She grins. 'I won’t tell you what I called him that time.'"


Have you ever fexted?

ADDED: So they are in the same room and could talk out loud, but they don't want the Secret Service to hear it, and they just type out things? I've texted with someone who's in the same room and could be talked to. Haven't fexted though. I think if I just wanted to call my partner a "fucking idiot" — which I'm just going to assume is was Jill called Joe that time — I could do it just by thinking it and making eye contact. 

40 comments:

Dave Begley said...

"'I won’t tell you what I called him that time.'"

I will.

Joe: You are the most incompetent and corrupt President in the history of the United States. You're a dishonest dumbfuck. /s/ Your wife.

Spiros said...

The Canadian Press Stylebook reserves the title of "doctor" for physicians (not dentists, university professors, pharmacists, lawyers, etc.). So, in Canada at least, no journalist would refer to Jill Biden as Dr. Jill Biden.

wendybar said...

She should be ashamed of herself for the elderly abuse she is guilty of. What is SHE getting out of all of this?? Fame, and more money??? Didn't they make enough?? He should NEVER have been allowed to run for President in the condition he is in. He is weak, and he has no clue what the hell is even going on. We are fucked.

Bob Boyd said...

I don’t know how many people are saying to him, "That was great. That was brilliant."

I don't know either, but it's a lot. How many "journalists" are there?

Howard said...

I feel better now

WK said...

'Some days, I see Joe and I’m just like, "I don’t know how you’re doing it."
My thoughts exactly.

Jeff Vader said...

The love affair between the media and this useless woman is quite impressive

Joe Smith said...

DOCTOR Jill is a dope. A mediocrity who would be an unknown desperate housewife had she not had an affair with horndog Joe back-in-the-day.

Don't believe me? Just read some easily found critiques of her dissertation.

tim maguire said...

"Fexting" is a dumb word for what I assume means "fight texting." It sounds too much like sexting and I think of felching. Gross.

Likened to a linebacker? By who? Why is Harper's trying to prop up Jill Biden? Have they given up on Joe?

Andrew said...

She probably texted him: "Stick to the f'g script I wrote for you! Stop winging it! Or that laughing hyena you picked for VP will take over! I made you! I brought you here! So do what I say, read the words I give you, and otherwise shut the f up!"

Michael K said...

She resembles Meghan Markle. She latched onto a meal ticket and will defend him in spite of anything.

gilbar said...

She remains her husbands fiercest defender

well, Duh! SHE is the one that wanted to live in the White House. She is the one that leads Jo around
She used to be his (kids) babysitter.. Now, she's his nurse. This was ALL Her Idea*

Her Idea* possibly including the drugging and murder of his first wife.
Fun Thought! Considering the disgusting amounts of incest in the Biden family (inappropriate showers, marrying your brother's wife, etc).. Jill+Hunter?? yes? no?

Saint Croix said...

I think if I just wanted to call my partner a "fucking idiot" — which I'm just going to assume is was Jill called Joe that time — I could do it just by thinking it and making eye contact.

Imagine how much fun the world would be if we would just eyeball hate each other! They should practice that in the second grade. "Don't use your words. Use your eyeballs."

Eyeball hating women are the best. We used to call my mom "The Woman of 1000 Looks." And you really knew when you got one.

Aggie said...

She's no linebacker. She's quarterbacking behind a tackling dummy.

walter said...

Some days, I see Joe and I’m just like, "I don’t know how you’re doing it"
--
Better puppetry through science.

Rollo said...

Yeah, I don't know how Biden does it either.

Kate said...

Undermine your husband -- while grinning, of course -- and they call it grace and put you in print.

gspencer said...

Joe said, "You realize that’s going to go down in history. There will be a record of that."' She grins. 'I won’t tell you what I called him that time.'"

She likely called him what we've been calling him most of his life.

Tough to be the 44 out of 44, Joe. But the shame is on us for having you in the WH.

JAORE said...

"I don’t know how many people are saying to him, "That was great. That was brilliant."

Change that "many" to "any" and we will have reached agreement.

Of course DOCTOR!!!! Jill defends Joe Biden. It's a dirty (full time) job but somebody has to do it.

n.n said...

Texting bridges, isolates an awareness gap.

Temujin said...

Compare coverage of this empty suit with a degree in nothingness to that of Melania Trump. They treat(ed) Melania like a whore. They treat Jill Biden like she's a cross between Marie Curie and Mother Teresa.

Melania has worlds more intelligence and people skills than Jill, but...Jill goes to bed with a Democrat. (though it may not be Joe Biden).

Lurker21 said...

I would wonder if the fashion press's habit of drooling over absurd and unwearable couture makes them more inclined to such sycophantic fawning, but this sort of thing is all over the media. What we used to call "women's magazines" just take it a little further. To be fair a lot of "men's magazines" do it too. They just don't pick the same celebrities to adulate.

Achilles said...

They would come up with something like "Fexting."

They are both just stupid people venerated by stupid supporters.

FleetUSA said...

Probably another brown nose article from the MSM. Thank you for saving us from having to read it.

Owen said...

That fexting file would make for some great discovery. But I expect it would be wiped, like with a cloth.

Amadeus 48 said...

So much baloney.

Rollo said...

"Likened to a linebacker?"

I'll have you know that Dr. Jill played Division I Football at UD.

Just ask Joe.

Michael said...

Country is not at a “breaking point.”

Sebastian said...

"I don’t know how many people are saying to him, "That was great. That was brilliant.""

OK, Jill: when did you tell him that? What statement or action qualifies?

"A First Lady Undeterred"

Did the MSM ever do such a feature on Melania? Put her on the cover or something?

"if I just wanted to call my partner a "fucking idiot" — which I'm just going to assume is was Jill called Joe that time — I could do it just by thinking it and making eye contact."

Being around Joe, wouldn't that have to be your default expression?

JaimeRoberto said...

I have a hard time believing that Joe knows how to text or to fext. At best he was probably saying the words aloud while typing.

Martha said...

Well, according to the Urban Dictionary FEXTING means something else, Dr. Jill!

NY Post:
But while the Bidens might think the slang term is a cute amalgamation of the words “fighting” and “texting,” Urban Dictionary defines the word as a crude colloquialism that actually means “f–king while texting.”

Let’s GO BRANDON!

Greg The Class Traitor said...

So they are in the same room and could talk out loud, but they don't want the Secret Service to hear it, and they just type out things?

So, they don't want to have the SS agents hear their fight, so instead they put it in a form that's backed up by the government and available for FOIA requests?

These are not bright people

mikee said...

DOCTOR Jill Biden deserves every ounce of shame and blame and condemnation that can be heaped upon her amazingly self-aggrandizing little shoulders. And don't forget she's a DOCTOR.

Mary Beth said...

"I don’t know how you’re doing it." It’s the pandemic and then it’s the war and then it’s the economy and then it’s the gas prices. You feel like you’re being slammed.'

He chose to run when there was a war. He chose to run when there was a pandemic. That was a decision he made. Other decisions he made have made the economy and gas prices worse. Yet, he is such a pussy, he needs his wife to be telling him what a poor, unfortunate man he is.

Jupiter said...

Joe Biden is a vegetable. He probably doesn't even know that the people running his teleprompter stole the election and declared him President.

stephen cooper said...

Most unliked First Lady in history.

Most people think she is a horrible person for subjecting a dementia-level husband to daily humiliation.

Disgusting.

It takes me a lot to dislike someone, to see in them real nastiness, because I try hard to see the best in people. With Jill, she looks like one of the nastier bit players on the nastier TV shows that, I am sure, she watches and loves ---- the Sopranos, The Simpsons, that sort of misanthropic trash.

Rollo said...

Is it always only Democrats who do things with grace? What would it take for Jill to be labeled "ungraceful"?

"Fucking while texting." Is that even possible? Or is it different from texting while fucking?

Splanky said...

I am no woman and don't pretend to be. So I rely on my wife for that perspective. She can't understand why Jill allows joe to be abused. I tell her because Jill is being paid off, but that doesn't compute with my wife.

Patrick Henry was right! said...

What war is she talking about? Did I miss a WAR????

Bunkypotatohead said...

So they didn't mind if the female SS agents saw his schlong while he pranced around naked by the pool. But hearing them argue is out of bounds?
I don't miss The Donald, but I do miss Melania.