April 22, 2022

Today's list of TikTok selections goes up to 11. Let me know which ones — which I chose for delightfulness — are your favorite.

1. Ants methodically receive goldfish crackers.

2. Horses make it hard to deliver a political message.

3. Men who love sticks.

4. To annoy her brothers is this girl's career.

5. Did this dog go in the trash?

6. A college degree in theater is absolutely not absolutely useless.

7. A brilliant 3-D portrait of Nikola Tesla.

8. A comedian does impressions of iPhones.

9. Affirming brain differences.

10. Recoating the warehouse floor.

11. Waiting for the statue to throw the ball.

29 comments:

steve said...

#4! She's fabulous!

tim maguire said...

The two little girls. They remind me of kids I know. The one who did all the talking would make a perfect gay man and the other one is 7 going on 15.

Joanne Jacobs said...

I also have to go with the girl devoted to annoying brothers.

Andrew said...

Agreed! That girl was perfect.

Mea Sententia said...

Tesla

David53 said...

The warehouse floor is similar to hair braiding in that both require concentration and seem relaxing. But dogs always win.

Nancy said...

Yes, brilliant Tesla, and girl#4. Also adorable horses. And I like watching paint dry.

JK Brown said...

A degree in theater is not useless in general, just economically.

Barbara said...

Tesla!!!

Then sticks! When me son was little, his favorite things were sticks, string, and tape.

farmgirl said...

I liked them all- the guy w/his abused horses was great- I had to laugh at the guys w/sticks. For some odd reason, I like sticks too. As does my dog- she carries a piece of firewood around, for crying out loud. Maybe a subconscious inkling from the hunter/gatherer days lol.

john said...

The theater degree guy. I would hire him.

I dont understand recoating the warehouse floor. I an sure the theater degree guy I hired could explain it.

Scott Patton said...

Stick are fantastic Positional Goods. Especially, but not exclusively, for dogs.
Oh, and oh yeah, we all have brain differences.

Ann Althouse said...

“ I dont understand recoating the warehouse floor.”

He’s got spiked shoes, so instead of footprints, his steps leave only small holes and those holes fill in instantly.

Johnula said...

The two little girls by a mile. Followed by Tesla, a mile back.

john said...

Blogger Ann Althouse said...He’s got spiked shoes, so instead of footprints, his steps leave only small holes and those holes fill in instantly.

Wow. Were you a theater major?

Narr said...

The best dog and stick show is usually #Boscoandthebigstick.

IMO.

Stephen St. Onge said...

        The little girl with a career, the man with the horses, and the dog that had been in the trash, in that order.

jaydub said...

I was watching two guys putting sealer on my pool deck concrete and was certain they were going to paint themselves into a corner. Then I noticed the spiked Crocks over their shoes. Genius!

Mark Sundstrom said...

Those are all a lot of fun, thank you.

Temujin said...

Late comment. Great selections.

The Horses on Politician is my favorite. But a close second is the young girl with the life mission of annoying her brother. So funny. The theater grad guy was also good and posted the best (and only?) argument I've ever seen for a theater degree (one which I pursued for a minute in college). And finally, the dog waiting for the statue to throw the ball was perfect.

Ann Althouse said...

I have some hesitancy in passing along clips people have made of their children.

Severely Ltd. said...

I knew if I kept dragging myself here, month after month, year after long year, that it would eventually pay off. Well, it has in spades. These TikToks make every long slog through turgid prose and teeth-gritting obviousness worth it. Finally----VALHALLA!

Sydney said...

The Tesla was genius. I liked the friend of the little girl who annoys brothers as a career better than the girl herself. That’s me when I’m with women complaining about men.

Severely Ltd. said...

I would like it noted that I posted on the floor coating TikTok the answer that Ann gave before I read her comment above. I'm not a theater major either. In fact, I don't have a high school diploma.

lonejustice said...

"To annoy her brothers is this girl's career."

Love it. I had an older sister.

mikee said...

Sticks!

As a kid growing up in semi-rural North Carolina, I spent a lot of time in pastures and woods. A stick was an essential tool. It had a thousand uses, some of which were: (1) destroying cobwebs on the trail; (2) poking creekside bushes to dislodge sleeping snakes; (3) probing piles of cow manure for grubs to use as fishing bait; (4) swatting my brothers. OK, sticks had four uses. Still, an essential tool.

Birdwatcher said...

#7. The 3-D portrait of Nikola Tesla is my favorite. I enjoyed all of them, though.

Lurker21 said...

Far be it from me to diminish or dismiss anyone's college degree, but the guy with the beard and giant coffee mug was extremely boring. If that's typical Tik Tok, staying away looks like the wise choice.

The short story is dying. Movies are losing out to TV. Twitter is a joke. Long form is the way to go. Rent (or stream or whatever) Game of Thrones now. It may surprise you.

PB said...

The girl who realized her life's goal.