November 16, 2016

"I came to see if it was true, that there really was a penis museum in Reykjavik...."

The museum started in 1980, with13 specimens, nine from land mammals and four from whales.
Within a decade, that number had grown to 34.

But it was years before the museum got its hands on a human specimen, sent in by a 96-year-old Icelandic donor who was worried his manhood would shrink as he got older, Sigurdsson says.
I think that means the donor died first.

Iceland... shrinkage... there's a joke wanting to happen.

13 comments:

Quaestor said...

Too late!

Quaestor said...

Carved on his tombstone:
I lived in Iceland! I lived in Iceland!

FleetUSA said...

The local doggy daycare center has a bowl of "bully sticks", i.e. dried bull's penises. Cut to about 5" long a perfect stocking stuffer.

coupe said...

We went to this museum in Iceland that had a statue outside, of a man with his thing dangling. Of course we got a group photo next to the thing.

The Icelandics call their parliament the Althing. I got your thing! hangin'.

It's juvenile I know, but...

Darrell said...

The cock merchants of Westros and Essos are envious.

rcocean said...

Nobody cares about the Penis - the real attraction is the breast.

For obvious reasons.

YoungHegelian said...

What a bunch of dicks!

Anglelyne said...

I was in Reykjavik recently, saw a sign for that museum, and said to my husband, "You know, that would be something that would interest Althouse". And here we are.

We didn't visit.

BN said...

Wait. I don't get it. What is this post here for? Was it Dylan's penis?

BN said...

Oh.... museums... art... ok.

Never mind.

Brian McKim & Traci Skene said...

Dick jokes just come naturally. They're a staple. They'll never go away. Those of us who own dicks can take the ribbing.

mikee said...

The Dr. Pepper Museum in Waco, TX, will have to step up its game with competition like this.

The Elder said...

A penis museum with only 34 specimens?

Really. That's no big thing.