October 9, 2016

Withdraw from the cares of the day by voting in Round #3 of the Most Loved Rat contest.

Today, I'm pitting Pop...

Version 2

... against Swayze....

Version 3

I prefer...
 
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24 comments:

Wilbur said...

Larry: We're trapped like rats!
Moe: Speak for yourself. (slap)

Laslo Spatula said...

"Pop, you look particularly intense today."

"I think they injected me with caffeine and rabies, Swayze."

"I'm sorry, Pop. Remember the good old days? When all we had to test was Olestra?"

"Oh yeah! We would spend days eating endless amounts of potato chips! And we never even got fat! I didn't even mind the anal leakage."

"Me, neither! Anal leakage was a small price to pay for eating potato chips all day!"

"I miss the days when all I had to worry about was anal leakage. Now I have to deal with internal bleeding."

"Yeah. I'm tired of all the raw sores on my skin from what they injected me with. I'd take anal leakage any day of the week!"

"Me, too!"

"Whatever happened to Olestra?"

"The humans tried it with their chips for awhile, but didn't like the anal leakage."

"Anal leakage seems such a small price to pay for such tasty chips."

"I know. It seems the humans just have a problem with having ANY anal leakage."

"Maybe they should try having cancer injected in their ass instead, like we do. Then they'd realize anal leakage is the least of their problems."

"That is so true. Man, I miss those days."

"Me too, Pop, me too. I don't think I can stomach testing another gluten-free product...."

"I know! What is with that?

I guess gluten affects some Humans' bowels wrong."

"What is it with Humans and their asses? They either shit too much or shit too little or too hard or too soft."

"Or have anal leakage."

"That's right. You can't forget the anal leakage."

"Good luck today, Pop."

Good luck, Swayze."


I am Laslo.

rhhardin said...

Rat and feathers.

FleetUSA said...

Swayze looks more challenging and Trumpian.

Diogenes of Sinope said...

I know the rats are actually Donald and Hillary. I just can't figure out which is which.

rhhardin said...

Get into the Washington Post's panties at 80% off for six months.

Guildofcannonballs said...

Ratdog.org is where the rat is at.

And in this dude's hair, but I got love for this bro anyhow:

http://dangerbooze.tumblr.com/post/151526129109/coyotebuegwater-i-hang-a-lot-of-shit-on

Guildofcannonballs said...

Grabbing Big Pussy, as played by Vincent Pastore, was/is a way to show the rats whose in charge, just who the damn boss is.

You take out their muscle to show who the real muscle is.

Relativety? The cat aka Big Pussy to the rats aka unknown.

wildswan said...

Yeah, I'm part giraffe if it's any of your business. Read up on artificial insemination if you're curious how ... . And the ears, yeah, part bun-rabbit which is lucky for you with your racist microaggressive questions - I'm thinking of something beginning with PETA and ending with "civil rights for animals section" vs. U.

He's gone. Dope. PETA hates mingling species or importing from other continents - they'd kill all the pigeons in the US if they could just because they come from the Shetland Islands. They'd never help me. I'm on my own - gotta watch my six for ol' Swayze. Alone. God, I miss Tumultia, she got eliminated by the anti-art philistines who run this world but she got it on the poetic inner world of the cross-bred rat-rabbit-giraffe.

Laslo Spatula said...

Re: 10/9/16, 8:54 AM

People, it takes skill to work "anal leakage" ten times into a single comment.

A quick Google shows that Althouse has had four previous posts containing "anal leakage".

Yet it doesn't even have its own Tag.

Mystery.

I am Laslo.

Bad Lieutenant said...

Pearls before swine, Las.

Laslo Spatula said...

Bad Lieutenant said...
"Pearls before swine, Las."

I HAVE given this blog a lot of pearl necklaces.

I am Laslo.

madAsHell said...

Two sketches of rats, and we are to decide "hot or not".

Team Edward or team Jacob??

tim maguire said...

Swazye has the best mustache.

clint said...

I predict Swayze in a landslide.

You nailed the ears.

lemondog said...

Next a Donald-Hillary Rat Contest....?

Char Char Binks said...

I'm a Pop fan. Caffeine and rabies never looked so good.

coupe said...

Pop is fucked, because his right whisker just fell off.

lemondog said...

Voted Pop eye.......

mockturtle said...

Pop looks like he's about to take a dump. Swayze looks like he just did.

tim in vermont said...

Each of them needs a cigarette in his mouth.

toxdoc said...

Swayze looks too French

Freeman Hunt said...

Swayze is too shifty. Can't be trusted.

Trust Pop.

He looks like he feels guilty for living.

Rusty said...

toxdoc said...
Swayze looks too French

They all look slightly demented.