Said Meade, just now.
ME: "Lightly used or heavily used?"
MEADE: "Want me to take a picture of it so you can use it on your blog?"
100% guaranteed dialogue. Meade proceeded to leave the house. I'm not currently in possession of a photograph, but I will say I am nauseated. Lightly nauseated.
UPDATE: Meade does the photography, then comes inside to check the city's website to determine if the item is considered a recyclable.
His photos follow a let's-take-a-closer-look sequence...
... and I comment: "Oh, used side down."