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LOL!!!(Tho Wonder Warthog the "Hog of Steel" from a cartoon in the early 60--also a Florida denizen--would give him a run for his money, lol)
Florida Man's behavior occasioned by living in the nation's continental phallus.
PS: As would Hostileman!
Captain Hero is still worse IMO.
Ex-pat Floridian here. Oh man. I laughed, I cried. It's funny 'cause it's all true!
Florida Man is one of my favorite follows. Rarely disappoints.
He should team up with Arm Fall Off Boy.
His mascot is The Tick.
The level of daily activity is amazing.
There's a reason Florida has its own Fark tag.
Is it the heat or the humidity?
This is so typical Floridian. That barefooted man stealing two cases of Mozzarella from Pizza Hut is what you deal with there.I doubt that any of these are made up.
You know, I think the Powerpuff Girls and The Tick have both caused more damage than Florida Man. Also, what about his sidekick, Florida Boy?
Yeah, here we go, news of the sidekick:10-year-old Florida boy found wandering street naked and drunkFlorida Boy’s 911 Call Helps Police Nab BurglarsFlorida boy, age 11, arrested on arson chargesBeloved pet pig Twinkie can be kept by Florida boy with Down syndrome Subheader: ‘What's wrong with you people? Let this boy have his pig,’ was one comment about Kason Ray‘s struggle on the Coral Springs Facebook page.
It looks like it's a full time job
As a bona fide Florida Man, I must protest that I have never done any of these things, although I have drunk the water here all my life. I thought that it would be interesting to search on the term ‘Florida Woman’. Here are some of the results: Florida woman crashes car into house while being ‘amorous’ with boyfriend: Police Florida Woman Drives 100 miles with Live Owl Inside Car Grille Florida Woman Arrested After Genital Kicking Spree Florida woman apologizes for flipping off judge, avoids 30-day jail sentence Florida Woman Stole Tampons, Fled In An Explorer, And Hid In A Box Florida Woman Arrested on Charge She Rode Manatee
I discovered him a couple of weeks ago and immediately followed him. He's hilarious, and all he does is use headlines/lead sentences from news stories. So it's the journalists doing the writing for him, he just copy/pastes it. Of course there will probably soon be imitators, but he scores with me for being the innovator (or the first one I saw doing it, even if he wasn't).
Florida Man Hits Boyfriend With Plate For Listening To Too Much Alanis MorissetteI agree with Florida Man on this one.
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