January 8, 2013

Al Roker: "I pooped my pants" at the White House.

Something to think about before you spring for that gastric bypass surgery.

19 comments:

SomeoneHasToSayIt said...

And gastric bypass surgery is so ironically Progressive!

We can actually say to its adherents, who might be inclined to brag about its effects: "You didn't lose that."

ironrailsironweights said...

Let this serve as an object lesson: if you want to lose weight, the best way is simply to eat less. Not only will the pounds come off, but you won't have to pinch a loaf as often. What could be better than that?

Peter

dreams said...

Roker had some serious anal leakage.

Amartel said...

How about also installing a filter - betwixt brain and mouth?

Thorley Winston said...

I’m embarrassed for this man. Not that he had an uncontrolled bowel movement but that he doesn’t have the sense of dignity to keep his mouth shut about it.



LordSomber said...

if you want to lose weight, the best way is simply to eat less. Not only will the pounds come off, but you won't have to pinch a loaf as often. What could be better than that?


Depends™.

Lem said...

'There is a gap between me and Al Roker, like a perforated box of polluted air is separating me from him...'

ndspinelli said...

If you're a baseball fan and scatalogical, Youtube "George Brett pooping pants". You'll pee your pants. Brett pooped his pants in the lobby of the Bellagio and other places.

Jay said...

If you would have told me 5 years ago that Al Roker will admit to shitting himself at the White House, I would have said "Yeah, that sounds right."

garage mahal said...

That's okay, Bush shit his pants for 8 years.

Lem said...

That's okay, Bush shit his pants for 8 years.

Is Garage politicising the plight of Al Rocker?

tsk tsk tsk.

EDH said...

But when you're an overweight child, in a society that demands perfection, your sense of right and wrong, fair and unfair will always be tragically skewed...

Q: Did you just soil yourself?

Maybe. It did sound a little wet, there didn't it?

Lem said...

We need legislation banning the type of food that made Al Roker poop his pants.

Wait a minute...

Didn't this happened because Al Rocker switched to a smaller magazine... that could not hold as many burritos...

This is what happens when you listen to David Gregory.

Astro said...

TMI

EMD said...

Enquiring minds want to know: turd or shart?

There's a real difference, you know.

Sorun said...

That's okay, Bush shit his pants for 8 years.

Jeez, is Letterman still telling Bush jokes?

sydney said...

That surgery does a lot of bad things to the body- dumping syndrome, vitamin deficiency, mineral deficiencies. And what's worse, many patients end up gaining their weight back anyways. Very sad. But hey, for a year or two anyways, they are beautiful.

edutcher said...

They warn you about this when you have the surgery.

Al wasn't listening.

garage mahal said...

That's okay, Bush shit his pants for 8 years.

No, that's what the Lefties did.

And they're still doing it.

wyo sis said...

Garage is dependable.