October 31, 2012

Biden: "As they say in my business, I'm going to give you the whole load today..."



Top Comments at YouTube:
Now he's plagiarizing from porno scripts??
And:
He learned that saying hanging around with Bill Clinton
Based on Urban Dictionary, the porn meaning is inescapeable. The only alternative that I can think of is load of crap, which might be a more apt metaphor, but could not have been intended.

70 comments:

Matthew Sablan said...

Yeah. When I hear politicians giving someone a load of something, it is usually a load of B.S. Poor word choice by Biden here.

Inga said...

Just take a look at the faces of the older women behind him, I think they like his phrasing.

LarsPorsena said...

How is it that Althouse is so knowledgeable re porn jargon?

P. Aaron Jones said...

Obama's first executive decision...the whole load.

chickelit said...

Was he announcing the retirement of Fed Chairman Ben Bukkake?

Bryan C said...

"Poor word choice by Biden here."

I'm pretty sure that's Joe's epitaph.

Julie C said...

Hopefully some serious hand washing afterwards is required ...

rick said...

Gravitas!

Hagar said...

I am not as up on porn jargon as Althouse, but Biden's phrasing seems very close to "taking a dump."

garage mahal said...

Some eye popping poll numbers today for Obama and Tammy Baldwin in Wisconsin from MULaw. Huge sample as well, over 1200+

O up 51-43
Baldwin up 47-43

Wow!

Scott M said...

Maybe he was speaking of the turnip truck he just fell off of.

Ann Althouse said...

How is it? I said it in the post. I use Urban Dictionary.

bagoh20 said...

God Bless him.

bagoh20 said...

Maybe we can go for dual impeachment. I think that after Obama, we would get the rid of Biden on a unanimous vote.

Strelnikov said...

What's his "business"? Does he have the New Enlgand concession for Shoveling Crapola?

Robert Zaleski said...

I really need more context on that, I mean I still can't believe he would say that.

Or that people think it's acceptable. Wow. Everytime I get some hope were not degenerating into a bunch of morons, I get floored again.

EDH said...

Warning: Link totally NSFW

Biden: "You're all dirty little whores, and I'm gonna send you home to your parents covered in cum.

"And here's Lena Dunham, stand up Lena... oh, my gosh... just bring your tits over here, then.

"Want a Gatorade, Lena?"

bagoh20 said...

When Obama loses, this guy is gonna get the blame - the whole load.

alan markus said...

I thought he was channeling "The Other McCain":

Benghazi Fertilizer On Collision Course With Air Circulator

EMD said...

Can we re-elect him Court Jester?

chickelit said...

Garage is so stoked he stroked!

wyo sis said...

He's a load alright.
In Wyoming that kind of load is a load of bullshit.

I'm beginning to believe Biden is really really smart and he's yanking everybody's chain. Even a moron can act normal sometimes. It takes concentration and effort to be a toad every time you open your mouth.

Don't Tread 2012 said...

Lena Dunham types make up much of the dem-o-graphic.

So talking about loads and so forth are pedestrian for these 'folks'.

kristinintexas said...

So I'm at work and can't watch the YouTube link, but I took this quiz the other day on Mental Floss: "Who Said It: Joe Biden or Michael Scott?"

Seems appropriate.

(I only got one wrong by the way - gave Michael Scott credit for a Bidenism.)

Tank said...

With Biden you always get the money shot.

hombre said...

garage:
"O up 51-43
Baldwin up 47-43."

Perhaps there are cheeseheads who don't realize that when the country goes broke it will effect Wisconsin.

SteveR said...

I thought my first time had to be someone special, Joe's no Peter North

Mary Beth said...

And he means what he says, at least according to him in the VP debate.

bgates said...

If your balls were the size of cue balls, how big would your whole load be?

Larry J said...

Personally, I'll sleep a lot better knowing Biden won't be a heartbeat away from control of America's nuclear arsenal in a few months.

Seriously, how can anyone who trashed Palin as being unqualified to be VP in 2008 believe Biden was up to the job? I've seen smarter doorknobs.

gk1 said...

I hope the RNC is funding Slow Joe's travel to all the battle ground states. This guy is comedy gold. As the Aussies say "He has two big feet and his guns are pointed downward"

Synova said...

I said something to my husband this morning about "going commando" and he claimed he'd never heard that term in his life and I was making it up.

(I miss all porno references. I don't expect anyone else to know what all the dirty stuff means. Like "teabagger". Seriously? It's *normal* not to know that stuff.)

traditionalguy said...

Isn't that what Bill Clinton used to say to Monica Lewinski?

JohnJ said...

Again, "disinhibition syndrome."

Google it when you have a few mins.

eddie willers said...

"I'm going to give you the whole load...


....and then a pearl necklace".

Calypso Facto said...

garage:
"O up 51-43
Baldwin up 47-43."


Weighted D+7. Ain't gonna happen.

garage mahal said...

Weighted D+7. Ain't gonna happen.

Its D+5. With leaners also D+5. The exact same as their poll that nailed the Walker recall.

I'd love to see some polling on Ryan vs Zerban. I don't think there has been one public poll on that race. Wonder why not?

O2BNAZ said...

He could of been thinking of the Newport Highschool cheerleaders and "...the stuff they do on hardwood...blowing his mind..."

O2BNAZ said...

He could of been thinking of the Newport Highschool cheerleaders and "...the stuff they do on hardwood...blowing his mind..."

wyo sis said...

Giddy Disinhibition Disorder
primarypsychiatry.com

The telling symptom:

The patient does not alter his/her behavior in response to negative reinforcement.

I think Obama has it too.

Simon Kenton said...

I became a democrat recently. It's not going to stick. I just cannot get beyond the comparison - a candidate who writes an entire budget and gets it through the house; a candidate ejaculating monstrous public vulgarities.

Calypso Facto said...

I stand by my +7:

Gallup Est 6/1/2011
Republican 40.00
Democrat 45.00

Unweighted
Republican N 596 42.45%
Democrat N 705 50.21%

Weighted
Republican N 600 42.74%
Democrat N 696 49.57%

I stopped into 2 Republican Party HQs this past week to see if I could find a Tommy yard sign. Both were out, and said that sign was by far the most popular. Did see more Obama stickers on the road this weekend, but then noticed they were mostly on Minnesota cars. So I'm sticking steadfastly to my prediction of TT over TB by a sizable majority.

Curious George said...

"garage mahal said...
Some eye popping poll numbers today for Obama and Tammy Baldwin in Wisconsin from MULaw. Huge sample as well, over 1200+

O up 51-43
Baldwin up 47-43

Wow!" LOL

AJ Lynch said...

Biden has spent the last 40 years in the US Senate and as VP.

That helps us understand how f-ed we are and explains a lot doesn't it?

chrisnavin.com said...

Hop on an Amtrak or fire up that Chevy Volt and come on down to Uncle Joe's working-man, blue collar, union boys non-alcoholic saloon.

He's FIGHTIN' mad!

Let's start growin' that middle class from the bottom up. We'll talk about your missus' ladyparts, Lily Ledbetter, lesbians and those Republican bastards. Come on down, Uncle Joe's got a sweet deal on some solar panels layin' around in back.

There gonna put y'all back in CHAINS!

Roll up your sleeves, put on yer hardhat folks....it's time for the WHOLE LOAD.

chrisnavin.com said...

Damn it: "They're"

tacotaco said...

Was it not Althouse who a few days ago was describing how desperate Krugman must be because he went "juvenile"?

What's good for the goose...

DADvocate said...

Guess I need to watch more porn. My first, and only, thought was a load of shit, because that's what he always delivers.

Titus said...

This is huge and devastating.

Thanks for sharing.

tits.

DADvocate said...

Was it not Althouse who a few days ago was describing how desperate Krugman must be because he went "juvenile"?

You want juvenile? I've got juvenile! And, it's in keeping with the porno interpretation.

Joe Biden has the whitest teeth I've ever come across.

chrisnavin.com said...

Very white teeth. Sparkling.

They took a poll after the VP debate that was skewed +5 Blue Dog Democrat that showed Ryan up 3 points after his 5th comment: Typically, Rasmussen has the whitest VP teeth winning in most elections if the VP's party has the best October ground game amongst one-legged likely voters in Kentucky after the 5th comment.

Republicans by preference cascade landslide or Democrats by a hair.

edutcher said...
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edutcher said...

In a previous life, he was Bart's deputy at Rock Ridge.

Inga said...

Just take a look at the faces of the older women behind him, I think they like his phrasing.

More like grimacing.

garage mahal said...

Some eye popping poll numbers today for Obama and Tammy Baldwin in Wisconsin from MULaw. Huge sample as well, over 1200+

O up 51-43
Baldwin up 47-43

Which is why Barry is requiring anybody in IL who wants to go to his election Night party (more like a wake) to do campaign work in WI

Big Mike said...

Joe is only 3 weeks from his 70th birthday. The chance that he can produce the semen, not to mention sperm count, for the porno interpretation is essentially zero.

Assume he means a load of crap; that's all that has been coming out of his mouth since the day he entered politics. Well, that plus vulgar language.

The people of Delaware should be ashamed. If he's the best you got, then you got nuthin'

BaltoHvar said...

JohnJ - I agree - I saw it with my Dad. He slid for 12 years after a 4xby-pass in his 70's; late 70's. In his case it was called vascular dementia - but it was the same. Brain damage from tiny emboli. I am sure this guy has it too. Selecting him as the VP was a stunning risk in many ways. His medical histroy was just one.

Tom from Virginia said...

In 2008, shortly after BO selected Biden as his VP choice, I wrote in a comment on this blog that if Michael Scott was a US Senator, he'd be Joe Biden. Just sayin.

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rhhardin said...

It may be an old rural joke punchline.

A famous person comes to give a talk and finds only one person in the audience.

The famous person says he feels uncomfortable giving a talk for only one person, and asks what the audience guy thinks.

The audience guy says, well, if you go out to feed the cows and there's only one cow, you feed her.

So the famous person gives the talk.

Then the audience guy says that he wouldn't have dropped the whole load.

Lem said...

He must have meant a construction... truck load... the whole load?

I have no idea what Joe means... and little does anybody else.

XRay said...

It's a generational thing, also a thing which the protected class likely has never encountered.

Biden is talking crap, in more ways than one, obviously.

MadisonMan said...

How nice that they let 2 whole men stand behind Biden.

Peter Hoh said...

There's a longish joke that I recall my pastor telling -- from the pulpit -- about a preacher and a farmer. The punch line is, "Yeah, but I wouldn't give him the whole load."

RonF said...

Tell me again how this guy is so much more qualified to be President compared to Sarah Palin?

RonF said...

Tell me again how this guy is so much more qualified to be President compared to Sarah Palin?

Kirk Parker said...

" 'load of crap', which might be a more apt metaphor, but could not have been intended."

Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence! (This is Biden we're talking about, right???)

Kirk Parker said...

"The people of Delaware should be ashamed. If he's the best you got, then you got nuthin'"

Thank you for criticizing the people of Delaware for their choice in senators. Being from Washington state, I am currently completely unable to do so.

Erik said...

Now, I'm not a professional historian, but I consider myself fairly well read in Early American history. And although I could be mistaken, I am pretty sure that that's how Washington began his Farewell Address.

furious_a said...

Biden gave the whole load. You never give the whole load.

AllenS said...

Tags: idiot

Astro said...

One Vice-President

314,689,320 cups.