June 20, 2012

"When we dug down to about 80 meters deep, we fished out this long, fleshy object. It’s got a nose and an eye, but we have no idea what it is!"

Great moments in Chinese television.
“As we can all see, this looks like a type of fungus, on both ends of which you’ll find mushroom heads. On this side, you can see what looks like a pair of lips... The object looks very shiny, and it feels really fleshy and meaty, too”...

8 comments:

edutcher said...

Looks like barbell made of Spam.

leslyn said...

“As our reporter was still very young and unwise to the ways of the world, this report has brought great inconvenience to everyone,” the post read. “We’d like to take this opportunity to thank everyone from the bottom of our hearts for your criticism and correction. Please forgive our oversight!”

Now that's how to make a media apology!

SteveR said...

80 meters deep?

TosaGuy said...

The reporter is still better than Andrea Mitchell.

Curious George said...

Clearly "Ye Yunfeng" is not Chinese for "Anderson Cooper."

Ignorance is Bliss said...

I was wondering where I had left that...

Methadras said...

No worries. It's the chinks. They will dry it up, grind it into powder and either eat it or drink it so their little dicks will get hard.

bagoh20 said...

So few comments? This is funny as hell, but what can you say? Journalists are always the last to know, no matter where they are.