November 9, 2011

Woman stabs a man 300 times — allegedly — in sexual activity that got "out of hand."

The 18-year-old man — according to the police affidavit — met the woman on line and traveled from Phoenix to Milwaukee for some consensual activity:
"Once he got to the residence, he was bound and stabbed numerous times over a time frame of what he described as two days," the affidavit states....

Officers followed a blood trail to an apartment in the 900 block of E. Knapp St, where the door to one of the units was open. Inside, there was blood on the floor and on bedding in a bedroom as well as duct tape that appeared to be a restraint, according to the affidavit.

A 22-year-old woman introduced herself to officers, saying, "I think you are here looking for me."...
When police searched the apartment, they found a book entitled "Werewolf's Guide to Life," a necromantic ritual book; and a black folder called "Intro to Sigilborne Spirits." According to various websites, Sigilborne spirits include female werewolf spirits who engage in sexual acts.
Ow-ooh... Werewolves of Milwaukee.

54 comments:

bagoh20 said...

Now, that's real evidence of sexual harassment, and quite hostile.

Seven Machos said...

Another Jeffrey Dahmer in that godforsaken town. Must be something in the water.

Bushman of the Kohlrabi said...

Some women just like tender(ized)men.

LordSomber said...

Love is a battlefield.

Seven Machos said...

By the way, this just goes to prove the Seven Machos axiom concerning meeting people online:

If you meet someone online, make sure you are the one who plans to bind and stab the other person.

edutcher said...

Let me guess, she's Seven's choice for POTUS.

David said...

He met the woman on "It's just Lunch."

Don't Tread 2012 said...

I once was hit on by a wiccan.

I had fun asking her purposefully provocative questions over some long island teas (i.e. are you a good witch or a bad witch?).

I got the impression I was in over my head after awhile - she said she wanted to take me home and show me what 'bad' means.

But I wasn't thinking there may be a blood transfusion involved.

Chip S. said...

The guy rode a bus 1800 miles for pussy.

The power of the matriarchy is awesome.

Roger J. said...

Professor--you seenm to have gone full bore on sexual abberations--Is this what you want your blog to become? It is quite frankly tasteless--but it does give you lots of hits

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Seven Machos said...

Ed -- I prefer candidates with substantial political experience to be president and vice president because they typically do the best job. So, no, this woman would not be my choice for vice president or, in fact, any position in which a popular vote decides the occupant of the position.

What part is not getting through to you? Are you perhaps unable to read?

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Chip S. said...

@RogerJ--Something's gotta fill the void left by the end of Sarah Palin threads.

Psychedelic George said...

Werewolves....of London!

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain.
He was lookin for the place called Lee Ho Fooks.
Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein.

Roger J. said...

Chips: indeed

Coketown said...

I bet his safety word was Andy Warhol, and the girl is the president of SCUM - Milwaukee Chapter.

Michael said...

Was the guy at Trader Vics recovering with a pina colada? Was his hair perfect?

ricpic said...

Well I'll be punctured!

edutcher said...

Seven Machos said...

Ed -- I prefer candidates with substantial political experience to be president and vice president because they typically do the best job.

Like Willie Whitewater, Jimmy Carter, Albert the Living Redwood, and LBJ.

Take that one to the bank.

William said...

Hillary had nothing to do with this. All this internet nonsense that the woman involved was part of Hillary's coven is completely unfounded.

ndspinelli said...

No Michael, In another tribute to the great Warren Zevon, "She was an excitable girl." But now she will need, "Lawyers, guns and money."

I miss Warren.

ndspinelli said...

Maybe what happened is the dude said, "Let's try something nasty" and she said, "I'll take a stab @ it."

ndspinelli said...

bagoh20, We don't know if it's really sexual harassment until we hear from up on the Mount from saintshoutingthomas. Until then, we should not make any judgements.

Seven Machos said...

Like Willie Whitewater, Jimmy Carter, Albert the Living Redwood, and LBJ.

Bill Clinton had substantial experience and was a good president by any standard.

Al Gore has never been president.

Jimmy Carter was governor of Georgia for six years and falls squarely into the category of failed presidents who had little experience.

I am not a fan of Lyndon Johnson.

At any rate, I have chosen my words carefully and the word typically is important. There has never been a president with little to no experience in politics or the military who has been any good except Lincoln, and he was among the instigators of the Civil War. There have been presidents with experience who have been awful, like Johnson. But there is a general trend toward experience equating with success in the presidency and in every other job and facet of life.

What is really interesting is your apparent belief, first in Palin and now in Cain, that some person with not nearly enough experience in governing is going to be able to be successful at governing in these severely trying times. There's a bit of messianic psychology at work there, I think. It's a sad ailment of Western culture that is always with us.

garage mahal said...

Never bring your dick to a knife fight.

Skipper said...

Jeffrey Dahmer, Ed Gein, the tradition continues.

ironrailsironweights said...

Why is the newspaper keeping the woman's name secret? Did Mommy and Daddy pay $100K to keep her name out of the papers?

Peter

cassandra lite said...

She's Cain accuser number 6.

YoungHegelian said...

Look on the bright side, Peter. Female werewolves probably don't get Brazilians.

YoungHegelian said...

...stabbed an 18-year-old Arizona man more than 300 times when their sexual relations got "out of hand."

Truly, more pricks than kicks.

Yea & verily.

Larry J said...

I'm waiting for her to give an excuse that makes it look like this was the guy's fault.

Bob_R said...

I knew there was a reason for garage to be around.

Beta Rube said...

I'm pretty sure Gloria Allred is claiming he harassed her.

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Jose_K said...

A blog is a mirror carried along a high road. At one moment it reflects to your vision the azure skies at another the mire of the puddles at your feet. And the woman who carries this mirror in her pack will be accused by you of being immoral! Her mirror shews the mire, and you blame the mirror! Rather blame that high road upon which the puddle lies, still more the inspector of roads who allows the water to gather and the puddle to form

Mr. D said...

Lately she's been overheard in Mayfair.

Wally Kalbacken said...

What was his first clue?

EDH said...

I'm thinking Reality TV Show, starring Rebecca Chandler and Amanda Knox as roommates with benefits. "That's Hot".

A 22-year-old woman introduced herself to officers, saying, "I think you are here looking for me."

She said she'd been having sex with the man and that the cutting was consensual, but quickly got out of hand.

After she was arrested, the woman told police her roommate, who she called Scarlett, had done the majority of the cutting. She said Scarlett is "possibly involved in satanic or occult activities." She claimed she didn't know Scarlett's full name, but that her DNA could be found on a hair brush.


wv - "sharve" - when these chicks shave your private areas too close and carve off a little meat

TomHynes said...

California weather is like sex. When it is good, it is really really good. When it is bad, it is not bad. This guy got laid, and she isn't that bad looking. We all know he will make that bus trip again.

Kirk Parker said...

Seven,

So I guess when we finally meet, it will all come down to who's the fastest, eh?

PatCA said...

I think the first hint of trouble might be the look on her face!

Clyde said...

Well, at least he got laid, so it wasn't a total loss. It does go to show that "stranger danger" can cut both ways, literally.

And can you imagine the jailhouse conversation between Rebecca Chandler and Raven Larabee? "Way to go, you crazy bitch! Now we're going to miss the opening of Twilight: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 because we're stuck in jail! This is all your fault!"

Clyde said...

Oh, and my favorite part of the story is where he reportedly changed his Facebook status to "Stitches." I laughed out loud when I read that.

prairie wind said...

She doesn't know the last name of her roommate?

gerry said...

I want to know: is this a postmodern happening? Why do people believe in werewolves and vampires?

TMink said...

I think this is more appropriately classified as occult activity rather than sexual activity, or perhaps both.

Trey

TMink said...

Seven wrote: "I prefer candidates with substantial political experience to be president and vice president because they typically do the best job."

I have trouble comprehending this line of thought given our current circumstance as a nation. The political class has just about ruined our country from my vantage. You really want more of the same?

Trey

TMink said...

Seven wrote: "I prefer candidates with substantial political experience to be president and vice president because they typically do the best job."

I have trouble comprehending this line of thought given our current circumstance as a nation. The political class has just about ruined our country from my vantage. You really want more of the same?

Trey

Strelnikov said...

I saw a werewolf drinking a Lite outside of Miller Park. His hair was perfect - but he'd been stabbed 300 times. Consentualy.

gutless said...

"The first cut is the deepest, baby I know. The first cut is the deepest."

Ken said...

This may be the least distasteful story out of Wisconsin this year.

PatCA said...

World War II: a diplomatic dispute that "got out of hand."