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Niiiice. Flowers can be so surreal.
The gentle giant, Bubba Smith, just died of "natural causes" in LA. I'm blue.
President Reagan, after playing a round of golf at aWashington, D.C., country club, was taking a shower in the lockerroom. Reagan looked over at the guy next to him and realized it wasBubba Smith, the huge NFL football player. As they started to talk,Reagan couldn't help but notice the enormous size of Bubba's member."Bubba, you just got to tell me the secret of how you got such a bigpecker," beseeched the president.Bubba was a little embarrassed but told the president, "Well,Reagan, I really haven't done all that much to get it that way, exceptever since I was a little boy, every night before I went to bed, I'd walkover to the bedpost with it in my hand.Then I'd give it three good raps on the bedpost.""That's really interesting, Bubba," said Reagan, "I think I willgive it a try sometime."That night when Reagan was about to get undressed for bed heremembered what Bubba had said. Nancy was already asleep, so he didn'tfeel too ashamed as he stepped before the bedpost with his dong in hishand. Determined to give it a try, the president smacked his penisagainst the bedpost three times.Half awake, Nancy sat up in bed and said, "Is that you, Bubba?"
I would still want a dozen red roses on my anniversary.But that Meade is into artsy stuff.
Did you know your camera's sensor has twice as many green-filter sensors than red-filter sensors and blue-filter sensors? FACT! That's because green is more important to the human eye. Or sumpin. All the other colors have to be approximated. That explains why there is a lot less noise in green than in the other colors. So the moral of the story is: green is the best!
Another cafe, huh?So you two can have a nice evening together.Look deep into each other's eyes. Bill and coo.All that good stuff.Us kids are old enough to take care of ourselves for the night.PS Always liked Bubba. He never took himself seriously, although, when he did an appearance at Notre Dame during Homecoming and kids on one side of the road yelled, "Tastes great", and the ones on the other yelled, "Less filling", as he rode past, he said, "That's it". He figured the Miller Light commercials were doing to much to encourage teen drinking and he never did one again.Integrity.You were a good man, Bubba.
I looked. Then I looked again, and came back for a third look. This one delights. It reminds me of Chip A's pop-ups. Lots of energetic looking green leafyness with a surprise that invites a double and triple take.
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