Let me help you with the real "Legend of Paul Revere":
In a little town in IdahoWow. In the list of greatest songs telling the story of the singer(s), that's so far below...
Way back in '61
A man was frying burgers
Gee - it seemed like lots of fun
But to his friend the bun boy
He confessed his misery
I think I'd like to start a group
So come along with me...
... "Creeque Alley."
But I know, you want the real story of the real Paul Revere, which every jackass knows, is the poem by Henry Wordsworth Longfellow, so here, listen carefully, because there will be a quiz: