April 3, 2011

President Obama's first 2012 campaign ad.

31 comments:

mesquito said...

"The oil your recently discovered off the shores of Brazil? We want to be one of your best customers."

Chortle.

Been seeing this around a lot, but finally decided to watch it on Althouse™.

Sixty Grit said...
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SteveR said...

The truth

Ut said...

"As my first act as President, I will close the torture camp at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba." - Barack Hussein Obama

Ut said...

"Read My Lips. No New Taxes." - George H.W. Bush

Ut said...

"I shall not seek and I will not accept the nomination of my party as your President." - Lyndon Johnson

Ut said...

"I oppose the individual health insurance mandate. Look, I could mandate everybody to buy a house, and that would seem to solve the problem of homelessness. It doesn’t." - Barack Hussein Obama

NotYourTypicalNewYorker said...

1/20/13 End Of An Error.

Ut said...

"Warren Buffett pays 15% capital gain tax on most of his income. That's more than his secretary pays in income tax. As President, I will raise Warren's capital gains tax to make it fair." - Barack Hussein Obama

rick said...

The laugh at the end of the ad? That's the Won mocking the stupid voters.

Ut said...

"I will eliminate all income taxation of seniors making less than $50,000 per year. This will eliminate taxes for 7 million seniors -- saving them an average of $1,400 a year-- and will also mean that 27 million seniors will not need to file an income tax return at all." - Barack Hussein Obama

Ut said...

"To reduce bills rushed through Congress and to the president before the public has the opportunity to review them, I will not sign any non-emergency bill without giving the American public an opportunity to review and comment on the White House website for five days." - Barack Hussein Obama

NotYourTypicalNewYorker said...

Barack Obama, 2004: "You know, I am a believer in … in knowing what you’re doing when you apply for a job. Uh, and I think that if I were seriously to consider running on a national ticket, I would essentially have to start now, before having served a day in the Senate. Now there may be some people who are comfortable doing that, but I am not one of those people."

Yes you are Barry, yes you are.

Ut said...

"I will repeal provisions of the Chapter 13 law that prohibit bankruptcy judges from modifying the original terms of home mortgages for ordinary families -- regardless of whether the loan was predatory or unfair or is otherwise unaffordable -- so that ordinary families can also get relief that bankruptcy laws were intended to provide." - Barack Hussein Obama

Anne said...

So I take that ever single person that wants to recall Walker is also looking forward to the end of Obama's term in 2012. After all, Obama has lied more and stolen more from the taxpayers than Walker could ever do in a million terms. Obama refuses to let his federal government employees collectively bargain. Obama has done more to fire up racial and class envy tensions than the Wisconsin legislature. Obama is in violation of a court order from a federal judge that enjoined him from enacting "Obamacare".
If we have any standards by which we feel Governor Walker is not doing his job, then we must also hold up Obama to the same standards; or we have NO STANDARDS anymore, and unfortunately we have no rule of law.

Ut said...

Folks ... in 2008, Barack Obama was merely a vision. A hope. An aspiration.

But noow he's a reality.

And the reality is that he's a lying fucking douchebag.

He re-authorized spying on Americans through the Patriot Act. He restarted trials for Gitmo detainees. He extended the Bush tax cuts. He still has 50,000 killing machines in Iraq, added 30,000 brown-people killers in Afghanistan and has now, with no Congressional authorization, launched yet a third war against Muslims in Libya against a leader who was cooperating in the war on terror and had eliminated his nuclear capabilities.

Now, al Queda wants Libya for a new base of operations and Barack Hussein Obama is helping them take over.

Hussein has fucked over every single interest group in the Democrat Party in the belief that they have nowhere to go and nobody else to vote for.

So, I expect turnout won't be so hot for him in 2012.

The only possible hope he has is if Republicans nominate Obama's forced-insurance partner Mitt Romney.

If they do that, Obama gets a second term.

I predict he'll then bomb Berkley.

Hagar said...

Close encounters of the third kind.

Is that thing coming or going?

Ut said...

How to get elected President:

1) Tell seniors you will eliminate their income tax.

2) Tell anti-war protesters you will bring home the troops and that it is unconstitutional to send our boys to war without Congressional authorization.

3) Tell Main Street you hate Wall Street and will seek to limit executive pay (nobody will notice that you only promised to "seek" to limit executive pay except Wall Street and they understand these lie code words so they'll fund your campaign.)

4) You oppose all tax increases and cuts in all services and can balance the budget by eliminating all the waste and Medicaid abuse and by bringing the troops home so their kids don't grow up without their fathers.

5) You're for the Fair Tax and the rich just aren't paying their fair tax. (This will prompt the rich to begin donating to your campaign so they can "co-opt" you.)

6) Family farmers are the backbone of America and you'll do anything you can to see to it that they get the support they need.

7) America has all the energy it needs and we can eliminate our dependence on foreign oil if there just wasn't so much regulation in Washington.

8) Those fat cats need to be dealt with.

Everything else is just window dressing.

Also note: You don't have to do any of this shit. You just have to SAY all of this shit.

After you're president ... its Hawaiian vacations, golf and Paul McCartney concerts up the wazoo.

Party on, dude.

edutcher said...

We need to see more of that once the campaign starts.

No more sportsmanship.

No more good manners.

As a great man once said:

No prisoners!!

No mercy!!

campy said...

I thought O's first 2012 campaign ad was the CBSABCNBCCNNMSNBCPBSNPR newscast onf election night 2008.

Alex said...

Ut - stop spamming the blog. Nobody reads spammers.

Ut said...

"stop spamming the blog"

You know ... it's difficult when you're trying to make a point about Jussein Obama's perfidy. He lies so frequently and so perniciously that everything he says seems like SPAM when you regurgitate it back in one sitting.

Obama is the first SPAM president.

I'll stop now as I think the point has been made.

The Crack Emcee said...

I'll ask it, here, too:

What's up with the unicorn and rainbow?

Chef Mojo said...

Jeebus, this guy is such a dork. What the hell did anyone seen in this moron?

Other than the color of his skin?

Palladian said...

What's with the damned nimbus?! Enough already.

Alex said...

Ut - it's just when anyone starts spamming a blog it reminds me of a kid who keeps waving his arms - "listen to meeeeeeeeeeeeeee". I always ignored that kid.

KenK said...

Great attack ad! And without being nasty either.

Alex said...

Just run that ad a million times over.

wdnelson93 said...

Palladian, that was my first reaction too. I thought the last two years had that halo pretty tarnished. Surprised to see it popping up again. Why do they think the messiah meme will work this time?

Deanna

AST said...

Have you noticed how that 'O' logo is shrinking? Like it's sucking light into itself until it disappears in a dot.

Methadras said...

So the empty suited, incompetent, charlatan is starting his re-election campaign quite early in order to do what? Deluge the citizenry with his noble deeds to want to re-elect him again? To get out ahead of all the Republican front runners and throw around his weight of incumbency? Nope. It's another plethora of his ego being projected that he wants his sycophants to vote him back in for. This rapacious marxist, and islamic sympathizer needs to be escorted out of town where he can begin collect donations for his library in either Chicago or the upper scale neighborhood he grew up in with his grandmother in Hawaii.

I suppose in the library there will be an exhibit that will have a placard underneath it that reads:

Messianic Birth Certificate

and it will be empty.