It's so pathetic and obvious. Here's a screen grab of the center of the home page at CNN:
What makes people happy? Engagement... unhappy? Baby sloths enjoy the sweet life... aw... A big fish is in trouble! Miss USA! The lighter side of Elena Kagan! The style of the First Lady! A sitcom! Dancing With the Stars!
Reading CNN to find out the latest about happiness... that's not going to make this woman happy.
IN THE COMMENTS: Palladian switches the captions around: