April 14, 2010

ABC News is keeping it classy.

Reporting some non-celebrity's say-so about an incident that occurred in bed with her boyfriend. The only evidence that anything happened is the woman's own chatty gossip about herself. This item is tracking as ABC's "most popular" story, however — ahead of "Steven Seagal Sued for Sexual Assault." Journalism as page views. Great work, ABC. Brilliant of you to figure out that giant breasts will attract eyeballs.

12 comments:

Fen said...

ABC? A new spin-off of Sesame Street?

Pogo said...

"U.K. woman accidently smothers her boyfriend with her 40LL size breast."

I think that's size 40 LOL.

And the Dulcolax ad before the news segment is a perfect juxtaposition.

Pogo said...

She needs to be taught it's la petite mort.

rhhardin said...

What kind of valve do they use on those?

bagoh20 said...

"giant breasts will attract eyeballs. "

Size doesn't matter.

Roger J. said...

The continued descent into obscurity of the main stream media.

Does this post have a "breasts" tag? forgot to check. This kind of post should vault this blog into number two--I mean Volokh doesnt even come close to this.

Roger J. said...

I see it does have a breasts tag--surprised bill clinton wasnt involved in some way.

Scott said...

It would have been richly ironic if it had been reported by Jake Tapper.

Ron said...

That's World News Now...at 3:30AM...I doubt they're getting many eyeballs.

Methadras said...

Come on. It's Steven Segal. The master of Aikido. You have to know that getting fucked by his tool would be dangerous. I bet even his unit is a weapon.

kermitt said...

Damn!that's ugly.Giant boobs attract male attention the way a superloud car stereo does.Even if you don't like the music,it turns your head.

kermitt said...

Damn that's ugly.Giant boobs attract male attention like a car with a super loud stereo,turns your head,like the music or not.