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Tiger Woods is probably available.
If they had a bar exam to study for, they probably would be concentrating on more serious matters.
Rielle Hunter can give them a speech on attorneys running for political office for fun and profit. She certainly knows the most seductive campaign positions to assume. She can also enlighten the young graduates on how an anchor child can be concieved or prevented... where the rubber meets the roadie. This is the practical stuff they need that Professor Althouse left out by only teaching them dull appellate decisions.
Maybe the law students could hire the local high school kids for a demonstration of dances involving sexual bending.
Well, we can assume that they were fooling around, or we can assume that they were trying to attract attention and foolishly thought that negative attention was nearly as good as positive.Or we can assume that they're a bit brighter than some of their professors and were sending a message to whoever is in charge of the commencement program about not providing yet another boring speaker exhorting them to go forth and save the world when nearly all of them will be underemployed if not unemployed when they graduate.
I can't remember who printed the fine graduation introduction to the real world speech whose point was that you graduates don't know anything and nobody cares what you think.
The girls on Jersey shore are basically amoral greedy whores.Perfect for a law school.
Veering off the main topic, can someone please explain to me what the hell it is about Michelle Bachmann that drives people to insult her in the most irrelevant ways (like this article does)? I've never heard anything about her that I can think of that showed me that she is particularly stupid, extreme, rude, hickish, or whatever (as compared to other politicians), but it seems like everytime I turn around I'm hearing another nasty swipe at her. What am I missing?
(The above was a joke, of course. We all know that it's the vagina. I'd just to hear some way that the misogynistic libs justify it to themselves.)- Lyssa
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