September 28, 2009

What's your favorite slang expression for sexual intercourse?

Mine is in this performance:



It's not as clear there as on the original record, which I think he's lip-syncing to here. But I'm not embedding that video because it's really blurry... and because Al Green is has been seriously abused by his fashion stylist. Or do you think 1973 was such a crazy time that a man would get up in the morning and put that on? I know men like their shorts... but...

24 comments:

prosa123 said...

Hiding the salami.

Peter

Lem said...

Matriculate ;)

no.. since i have so little experience it means its not if rarely in my vocabulary.

SteveR said...

Depends on who's involved.

Roger von Oech said...

"The beast with two backs"
(from Shakespeare)

Marriage is doing wonders for your topics!

Treacle said...

Examining your mother's rear tire.

theglobalnewsportal said...

Pop! If possible Pop! Pop! Pop! And at its best Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop!

Fred4Pres said...

As young frustrated teenagers, 3 or 4 young males would play a game of synonym where someone would start off with say: boff, and we would have to keep it going (such as: boink, poke, etc.). If you stumbled, everyone got to punch you in the arm. Sometimes we disputed whether a term was legitimate or not, but that was by concensus.

Shagg is my favorite British term.

EDH said...

Sexual congress (disturbing image).

Not slangy enough?

Laying the pipe (infrastructure stimulus).

wv - "ovend" = what Hansel and Gretel did to the witch

rhhardin said...

Tiffany Eckhardt the girl's point of view. (real audio, may ask permission to download an old codec on modern players)

wv theducci

paul a'barge said...

Seen the movie "Grumpy Old Men"?

Riding the baloney pony.

paul a'barge said...

Taking old one eye to the optometrist.

paul a'barge said...

Burgess Meredith

These are all over YouTube. Enjoy.

Fred4Pres said...

Those Burgess Meridth outtakes are awesome.

Scott M said...

My personal favorite, and the one I used on the air quite a bit, was "getting a piece of the good cake".

A talented conversational opportunist, though, can pretty much turn any phrase into a euphemism for sex.

traditionalguy said...

Love that shares each other's bodies following pillow talk that shares each other's thoughts and fears. These are the two parts of one activity.

John Lynch said...

Frak

Jason said...

Bloodying the sword.

WV: Bingili. For what it's worth.

michaele said...

Watching that second video made my day...what a hoot... I mean, the shorts...the hat....the shiny tank top that revealed a hint of man boobs?? How could those kids dancing all around him keep a straight face? He looked like a lunatic pimp. Hmmm, come to think of it, he was attired perfectly for a visit to an ACORN office and asking for some tax advice.

MamaM said...

In "wantin' to get next to you" I hear a desire for the closeness, comfort and connection that often leads into, involves, or follows sexual union.

Something different from laying pipe, checking tires, hiding salamis, or bloodying swords.

As interesting or good as those experiences may be, they convey a distant, non-relational quality that doesn't fully serve the definition of intercourse.

In addition to being a sexual joining, intercourse is also described as "something between, a connection, an interchange, or a co-mingling"

The words of the song revealed a need or relational component that involve sex and something more

Saul said...

This is a live performance. They wouldn't have used a mic over the drums. His phrasing is quite unique and would have been extremely hard to match. He's also working the mic based on the volume of his vocals.

Eric said...

I'm partial to "the horizontal bop", myself.

MamaM said...

The old black water in the Waterlily picture brought this one to mind...

"Pretty mama come and take me by the hand
By the hand, take me by the hand pretty mama
Come and dance with your daddy all night long
I want to honky tonk, honky tonk, honky tonk
With you all night long"

sonicfrog said...

"Gobble my goo" comes to mind!

sonicfrog said...

"Can I have a go on you clunge?"

OK. I just posted this on another thread, but it fits so well here....