Tracy Davies, 40, bit off a third of Mark Coghill's tongue after telling him "you never give me smoochy kisses any more."...
Davies was convicted of grievous bodily harm but cleared of the same charge with intent at Newcastle Crown Court....
They kissed and she bit down hard on his tongue, causing him to scream, and he tapped her on the head, hoping she would let go.
He said: "Then when she did stop, she opened her mouth and looked at me in such a way that I have never seen anyone do before."
Mr Coghill said he could see part of his tongue inside her mouth.
He said: "She let out a satisfaction sound, like if you have a cup of tea when you haven't had one for a few days.
"A 'mmmm' sound."
She then spat it on the floor, he said.
March 10, 2009
Adventures in kissing.
Kissing is so important.
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That's disgusting.
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have I made my point? EW!
At least she wasn't giving him a blow job.
Had this been March 14th the result could have been far worse.
Eeew. And really, I could imagine the sense of entitlement in her voice as she deliciously emphasized "smoochy kisses."
Almost certain that Mr Coghill was doing more with his tongue than not giving "smoochy kisses" to Ms. Davis.
Next time lady, try the brisket!
Her: "You don't give me smoochy kisses anymore"
Him: "yeah, because you're a fat-arsed, nose-picking slagwhore that I can't believe I'm sitting here with."
Reading the excerpt, the idea that watching Britain is to watch a society quickly advancing in its decline is the thought that came to mind.
I'm getting this vision of her making out with Mike Tyson.
Let's put Vincent Van Gogh in, and give all three leprosy. That will pretty up this picture.
She needs to go to a looney bin for a long long time.
I laughed my ass off. Until it went DARK. VERY DARK.
Geez, can't we just have dogs chasing tennis balls all the time?
Man...
I remember thinking the first time I saw Michael Jordan play basketball in college that, "He's gonna' lose that tongue one of these days."
Didn't think it might be during a kiss.
Let's be as optimistic as the new lover.
Surely this gal was one in a million.
He tapped her on the head? He dared to tap her on the head? No jail time for the dugong.
And she got off?
Dear God.
Oh... just said it wasn't on purpose.
Still...
Man, she's strict.
Imagine for one moment, if the sexes were reversed, how much jail time he would be sentenced to.
I must say, this story goes really well with the 'Meet your Meat' blogad.
A very good point, Oligonicella.
Oligonicella and Darcy?
Someone just bit your tongue off in what seemed to have been a passionate moment not even 60 seconds earlier. That act seemed to be purposeful.
Would you give a shit if it was a man or a woman laying down the teeth?
Tongue in cheek.
Interesting contrast to the Rihanna case. Domestic violence does go the other way, and this guy probably let her do it because he was afraid to fight back and be a "wife beater."
Blogger Curtiss said...
Tongue in cheek.
Whew! I thought I had lost all hope for a French kiss.
But did she really bite off more than she could chew?
Chris- "...this guy probably let her do it because he was afraid to fight back and be a "wife beater."
Yeah, her holding his tongue in her teeth probably didn't even enter into his mind.
DUH.
UK women have turned into violent trash. That whole PC thing gone amuck. I met a British paramedic. He told me that the bloodiest fight calls were the ones involving women, they have learned that they can do whatever they want (even cutting people with broken bottles) and they get their hands slapped.
Don't blame the guy, blame the chick and the UK legal system.
Maybe she has Lyme disease and that made her behave strangely.
LucyInDaSky: funny!
Sounds like a good reason for an ass beating to me.
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Mark 14
43 And immediately, while he yet spake, cometh Judas, one of the twelve, and with him a great multitude with swords and staves, from the chief priests and the scribes and the elders.
44 And he that betrayed him had given them a token, saying, Whomsoever I shall kiss, that same is he; take him, and lead him away safely.
45 And as soon as he was come, he goeth straightway to him, and saith, Master, master; and kissed him.
46 And they laid their hands on him, and took him.
Penny --
Darcy got it, you didn't. It's the discrepancy of sentencing that would occur.
he tapped her on the head, hoping she would let go.
I've always found that crushing her windpipe is a lot more effective.
3 words.
Da bitch crazy.
Trey - who also considered bitch went nuts
Okay, I have to retract my lame Lyme disease comment above - there was another high profile case in the news where the perpetrator of a crime claims Lyme disease as a cause. I kind of wish I hadn't made that off-hand comment, now, it seems kind of mean.
(Just putting this out there because it's proper blog karma to regret regrettable comments. That made no sense, didn't it?)
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