February 3, 2009

Naked Obama and the Unicorn.

The painting genre.

29 comments:

Pogo said...

Obamaporn.

Soon, young women will join a cult or commit suicide en masse for Him.

Beware when there are giant posters with His face the size of buildings all over town.

Remember, Mark David Chapman reacted badly when he discovered that John Lennon wasn't true to his ideals.

traditionalguy said...

Will some artsy folks please tell me what a unicorn means as a symbol in art/life. It gets no reaction from me except as a horse often seen in fairy tales. What Freudian secret am I missing? I really want to Believe, but in what am I believing? Why would a horse want to trample a Black man?

Pogo said...

Titus has a horn in his forehead?

Who knew?

Original George said...

If I were Vladimir Putin, I'd be launching the missiles right about now.

Ann Althouse said...

I really wish human beings would confine their bestiality to things without hooves. I find that so disturbing.

Simon said...

Pogo said...
"Mark David Chapman reacted badly when he discovered that John Lennon wasn't true to his ideals."

And Obama is already being, ahem, pragmatic about his ideals.

Bissage said...

"furry+obama" returns nothing but disappointment.

Original George said...

I suppose next we'll be seeing a satiric take on
Hokusai's "The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife" featuring Michelle Obama....

ricpic said...

Can't stand "artists" who can't be bothered with anatomical correctness.

MadisonMan said...

Is it art if you are just exploiting the fame of someone else?

Glen said...

Interesting. This actually gives me hope for change.

Ann Althouse said...

"Is it art if you are just exploiting the fame of someone else?"

If it's not, could they please clear all those pics of Jesus out of the museum?

EDH said...

Pony Play.

This is where the pony goes into headspace...

An actual role for Joe Biden?

Salamandyr said...

So, is this satire or serious? If it's serious, what is it about Obama that he inspires such slavish love?

traditionalguy said...

There are no unicornologists commenting, so I checked out Wiki and learned that Unicorns are Great Strength symbols coupled with a guiless innocense. Taming one can only be done by a virgin. The Secret Service guys need to be alerted for virgin massueses with hooves. We need our Black President to sleep soundly, safe from mythologist's hit horses.

TMink said...

What? No velvet?

Trey

TitusWantsToRecruitU said...

Nice ass. I am imagining that Obama's looks like that.

Very plowable in my book.

Nothing better than a tight black bubble butt. Are you with me men?

I don't want all of you to think I do just anal. Anal does require something special. Only 10% of the time I am with someone it involves anal. The rest of the time is just jerky jerky or oral with feeling tits and bods. And they do the oral to me. I don't like sucking cock and I am bad at it.

Thank You.

TitusWantsToRecruitU said...

I am going to say something very profound.

Art Is In The Eye Of The Beholder.

Thank you.

Jason said...

I really wish human beings would confine their bestiality to things without hooves. I find that so disturbing.

It is if you're doing it right.

traditionalguy said...

Has Andrew Sullivan taken up a new position to include the Peta folks rights to Inter-species marriage. We all know that the separation of church and state requires no oppression of the Beastialists by the Christianists who are so old fashioned as not to approve and accept the equality of species, except Machines, who of course did not evolve from amoebas and therefore are subanimal.

traditionalguy said...

A stray thought is do Unicorns have erections longer than four hours in duration, and if so are they in any danger? Modern TV advertising may also Conflate Unicorns with happy go lucky teens, who only have erections of one hour or less, leading to the teens youthful decisions to just go ahead and kill their rape victims during the exercise of their Free Will not to get caught. After all there is no death penalty for witness clean up, as was practiced by pirates...Dead Women tell no tales. Thank you Supreme Court for your revulsion at hurting the Guilty. Old women don't rate as high on their scale of protected life forms.

John Burgess said...

In yet another happy instance of serendipity (or synchonicity, if you prefer), Economist reviews a book on unicorns this issue.

http://www.economist.com/books/displaystory.cfm?story_id=13014064

fcai said...

Excellent point, Ann, Jesus and Obama are both God incarnate to their followers.

dbp said...

Pogo, "Beware when there are giant posters with His face the size of buildings all over town."

But isn't this kind of the opposite of that? I could picture a Russian getting thrown into the Gulag for making similar pictures featuring Stalin.

Paul Zrimsek said...

If a bunch of artistically-challenged unicorn fanciers can see that the emperor has no clothes, why can't the NYT?

ricpic said...

Nothing better than a tight black bubble butt.

Where oh where is Vickums? Shouldn't she be popping out of the woodwork to hurl the dreaded RACISM charge at Titus?

What a dereliction of duty on your part, Vicky.

ricpic said...

What Gallantry

The unicorn wears an erection on his head
With proud insouciance,
Considerately letting mares give head to head
Without a change of stance.

Ophir said...

Excellent point, Ann, Jesus and Obama are both God incarnate to their followers.

Ann, Jesus and Obama - The Holy Trinity.

PatCA said...

"Ouch."

Caption for the first painting.