January 23, 2009

"Please, celibacy for the whole year? I'd rather die."

Can't you people tell when Katy Perry is joking?

11 comments:

XWL said...

If celibacy=death for Ms. Perry, I'm willing to help contribute to her willingness to go on, I offer my services freely, it won't cost her a Porsche, a dinner and a movie at the most . . .

chickenlittle said...

I'd like to see a photo of this "Kitty Purry."

Ophir said...

Katy Perry should move to Saudi Arabia or Iran, where this issue is no joke and her wishes would be dutifully caried out.

Ophir said...

I don't think they'll be to thrilled about all her girl-kissing either.

traditionalguy said...

Now what will be the market bid-and-asked price for this prime specimen of womanhood's next orgasm become each day as the 12th month nears its Coming. I always liked the Antique Road Shows expert appraisals. But that body's no antique. Also what is her current availability, and will she take American Express with bonus Skymiles?

SteveR said...

She should be grateful that celibacy is a choice.

ricpic said...

Titus gets the vapors if he can't hunt down a hog daily.

Synova said...

I don't quite get the article saying she shouldn't say silly or stupid things one way or the other because people will fuss at her.

Of course they fuss at her.

That's the whole point of saying outrageous things.

jdeeripper said...

Titus is willing to fight her over her black boyfiend/fiance.

Paul Zrimsek said...

I can't even tell when someone is Katy Perry.

jeff said...

Very pretty. I would do her with my hog. Today I am wearing my corporate logo shirt, pants from Old Navy and shoes from Kohls. /off titus.

So....anyone know who the hell this girl is?